Mujha sms per sms karo
Mujha sms per sms karo aur jito..10 lakh ki car .ki photo. 29" inch colour TV ka Dabba. Malaysia jana wale plane ko TATA karnaka moka.
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!
U r a GHONCHU :-
G=reat
H=ot
O=ne
U r a GHONCHU :-
G=reat
H=ot
O=ne in Million
N=aughty
C=ute
H=umble
U=nique.
Zyaada khush mat ho, Aakhir hai toh GHOCHU hi na...
kami
beer pio,
thumsup pio,
coke pio,
7-up
kami
beer pio,
thumsup pio,
coke pio,
7-up pio,
mirinda pio,
dew pio,
pani pio..or pio..
kun k..
pampers ab sirf 99 rupee may
7 Angels come to me
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa wollu banaya unko
..SaaMer 03002711588
Which Part...
of a man's body
has
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha SaaMer 03002711588
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up? SaaMer 03002711588
If u Punch me,I dont
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"...SaaMer 03002711588
you"
yes you
u really
you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !! SaaMer 03002711588
if people say ur crazy
Be
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....SaaMer 03002711588
whats wronng with your phone?
whats wronng with your phone? everytime when i call,it says the subscriber you have dialled is an angel,call heaven for details.love you so badly. cathy
When u feel, That nobody
When u feel, That nobody loves u, Nobody cares 4 u, & every 1 is ignoring you, N hating u, U should ask urself, Sala ... Chakkar kia hai zuhaib 03217566867
What is Long & Hard,
What is Long & Hard, has a hole at the tip n when u insert it into a wet, hairy & tight hole makes u feel better?
Vicks Inhaler..
But i like the way u think.. :) SaaMer 03002711588
W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)
H:
W: Wonderful
I: Item
F: For
E: Entertainment
(WIFE)
H: Handsome
U: Useful
S: Smart
B: But
A: At
N: Night
D: Dangerous
(HUSBAND) SaaMer 03002711588
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do
Rules of Life:Assume Nothing,Xpect Little,Do More,Demand Less,Smile Often,Dream Big,Laugh a Lot,Pray Always,Cry Once for missing me everyday..SaaMer 03002711588
hey i saw u in
hey i saw u in TV... how smart u r ... how sweet u r ... how lovely u r ... but i dont know y u r comilg only in animal planet chanel... ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
no visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no
no visits...
no calls..~.
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls...
I'm worried,Sohneo, viah ta ni kra leya kitey? ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
Year.............1927.... ...November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at
Year.............1927.......November 18th ..... Evening....Exactly at 20:27pm................Kuch Nahi Hua Tha Aap Apna Kam Kro............ Muhammad Kashif 03004585900
In your life 4 thing
In your life 4 thing come anytime:
1 LOVE
2 FRIENDSHIP
3 MONEY
4 ?????????
"SUSU"
So do it be4 sleep it can come at any time. babbu
Mera DIL krta hai ke
Mera DIL krta hai ke tum ko har din kron
Balke har hour k bad kron
main pagal aur phattne wala ho jata hon jub main nhi krta tumko
Ek pyara sa SMS saim
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI...SaaMer 03002711588
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya
oho mil giya
Ballay Ballay ::
mil he giya
aaj to mil he giya
yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!! Behzad Khan Sherwani
aik tha raja aik the
aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam kahani
idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha na mar gaye khatam kahani Behzad Khan Sherwani Behzad Khan Sherwani
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE.
TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE.
DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE. princess
Jane Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Main e
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Matamizi
Jane Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Maine
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Matamizi ki
Ho
Uz
k
liye
aapse
jo
Hosakta
Hai
Karlo
Main
Sudhernay
Walon
main se Nahi..... ShanZay
A B C D E
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&*
Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine.
Sorry 2 Distrb u By JaneMaan (03338126881)
A man kills DEER (Hiran)
A man kills DEER (Hiran) &cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is.
He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)
Son screams "koi mat khana
"KUTTA HAI" naina
I'm tired of da security
I'm tired of da security guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better hide!
Leb-zaros
What is the Similarity Between
What is the Similarity Between a Dianasour and an Intelligent Girl?
?
Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!! Rakesh
1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
Message received
1
cute friend sent it
1
monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.
you continue to read?moezamah
Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories
Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories Ragotten
All things come to End
But..........
People like U always remain 4rever
Bcz
GHOST NEVER DIE.moezamah
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room"
And the grand prize is a night with me! Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
SEX SEX is My Fav.
SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.
Do it & Feel Gd! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX,
S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday;)Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,
Itni
Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,
Itni chahat se kuch nahi dekha,
Dekhne do apnay cheray ko jee bhar k humein,
Muddat hui in aankhon ne Bandar nahi dekha. Sonu([email protected])+923204186155
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
Govt of Pakistan ne yeh
Govt of Pakistan ne yeh elaan kia hai k mulk se jitney bhi khoobsurat log hein unhey nikaal do,
aap to 100% save hein laikin mera kia ho ga. think something. Sonu([email protected])+923204186155
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
apnay husn pe itna ghuroor
apnay husn pe itna ghuroor na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai,
tera husn bhi tab tak qaim hai jab tak cherry blossom sasti hai.Sonu([email protected])+923204186155
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
logon ko bewakoof bananay k
logon ko bewakoof bananay k 7 tareeke:- yeh pehla tha:-) From:Sonu([email protected])+923204186155
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
Yeh madhosh nigahein,
yeh pyaase
Yeh madhosh nigahein,
yeh pyaase hont,
yeh kapkapata badan,
yeh ghran saansen,
yah tez dil ki dharkan,........
\
mujhe to pehley he pata tha k tumhey MALERIA hai.from: Sonu +923204186155
????? is ???????
still scrolling?
????? is ???????
still scrolling?
o'k i'll tell u
u sure u want 2
the person is.......
JESUS!
Each morning..............
My first thought
Each morning..............
My first thought
My first sight
My first feeling
My first contact
my first heartthrob
My first real joy
my first true love
suno aj dedo na plz
suno aj dedo na plz dedo na bilkul akela hoon muqa bhi acha hai dedo na kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalay ga 1 sirf 1 lambi si MISS CALL....
in next 15min
saniyaMirza
wil cal
u
Aiswarya
wil cal
u
preityzinta
wil
in next 15min
saniyaMirza
wil cal
u
Aiswarya
wil cal
u
preityzinta
wil cal
u
sharapova
wil cal
u
2 askmyphone no.
Dont Giv.Ee pillerude
oru karyam
There r 6 types eggs.
There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan
Those innocent eyes, those kissable
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
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LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI.......... PI PI KE.. .........
Cream ke Add main face
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating(adi jaaan)
Full Name: circuit.......
pakro na plzzzzz
pakro na
tumhain
pakro na plzzzzz
pakro na
tumhain meri qasam
daikho ab nahi pakra to
baat nahi karoga
zara zor se pakro
or zor se
daikha aakhir tum se pakarwa lia na.........
thaila fruit ka.sameer 3459264654
welcome game show me aapka
welcome game show me aapka swagat hai!
yadi aap prizes jeetna chahte hai to niche jaiye
aur niche
aur niche
********
**********
tum paise ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho mujhe biswas nahi ho raha hai
Agar Farigh ho tu neechay
Agar Farigh ho tu neechay press karo..
.
.
.
.
Agar ab b farigh ho tu upper press karoo....
A child uses its thumb
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.