God made daylight n called
God made daylight n called it the SUN.
God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
God made U n called CARTOON.
ur v special 4 me.
ur v special 4 me. u shld alwys b safe my dear. i cnt b with u all da times. so pls b careful wheneva u jump
frm tree 2 tree. hehe u monkey.
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Full Name: fathee
Mobile: +9609640005
it takes 15 trees to
it takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use 2 write in one exam.join us in promoting the
noble cause of saving trees....
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SAY NO TO EXAMS.!!
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Full Name: NOBODY
Three types to break mirror:
1.
Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile.
Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO,
Pani
Subha utho tu KALMA PARHO,
Pani pio tu BISMILLAH PARHO,
Mujhe daikho tu SUBHANALLAH PARHO,
Aaina daikho tu LAHOLWALA PARHOCopyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: hamad Pr!nce
Mobile: +92 (0) 3466027825
ur five qualities
1--------
2--------
3 -----
4-------
5------- --
agar zindage
ur five qualities
1--------
2--------
3-----
4-------
5---------
agar zindage main koi acha kaam kar laita to aj ye jaga khali na hoti
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Full Name: nomi
Mobile: 03219657730
Every girls is Smart,
intelligent,
Swe et
Talented
Excellent
Romantic Copyright
Every girls is Smart,
intelligent,
Sweet
Talented
Excellent
Romantic Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sexy. in short form they all are your S.I.S.T.E.R.S.
Full Name: vicky
Mobile: +919928393151
Its too heard to loose
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly,
Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
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Full Name: chauhdry
Mobile: +923334198841
Mr inside lives with Mrs
Mr inside lives with Mrs outside. Inside went outside leaving outside inside. Outside standing inside called
inside to come inside. But inside stayin outside called outside to come outside. so outside came outside and
inside went outside. oh, no where is ur mind now? inside or outside? Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: Hidhayathulla Shareef
Mobile: +9607844339
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god
Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.
Pray
Pray
-
Pray
I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press! Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega
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Full Name: dani
Mobile: 03214342632
Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi
Tum Door Sahi Majboor Sahi Per Yaad Tumhari Ati Hai Tum Saans Wahaan Per Letey Hoo Badboo Yahaan Tuk
Ati Hai.
Ab Chota Closeup Sirf Paanch Rupey main.
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Full Name: HAMAD PRINCE
Mobile: +92 (0) 346 6027825
Lastnite i went 2 bed
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
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Full Name: Shawntel
Mobile: (940)882-0825
tere pyar mein tere baap
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
tere pyar mein tere baap ne mujhe pita,
Tan Ki Shakti, Man Ki Shakti, BOURNVITACopyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610
Mobile: 0300-4794610
if u don't mind plz
if u don't mind plz count thess starsCopyright www.lovelysms.com
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*****
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app ki tadeyet to teek hai na?
din ko tare ginne lage
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Mobile: 03339685581
Aap apni zindagi me itna
Aap apni zindagi me itna aage jao...
Ki aap jahan bhi jao log aapse bas yahi kahein...
jao baba Aage jao.........................................
Aage jao............................................... .......
Change nahe hai!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123
MY EYES MISS U
MY FELLINGS
MY EYES MISS U
MY FELLINGS LOVE U
MY HANDS NEED U
MY MIND CALL UCopyright www.lovelysms.com
MY HEART JUST 4 U
MY LIFE IS U
I WILL DIE WITHOUT U
I LOVE U
AISA MERI MAMA MUJH KHETI HAIN .
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Full Name: SMS KING
Mobile: 0300-4794610
It's a test to check
It's a test to check your capability of Mathematics
But you have 2 read this msg for only once.......
ok!
R u ready??
Here We Go....
2+7
+9
-5
+4
+8
-2
+5
-4
+12
-8
THE QUESTIOS:
How many Times Did u Press The Button
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Full Name: sadia
I Want You To Be
I Want You To Be with Me
In a Nice RestaurantCopyright www.lovelysms.com
To Have Candle Light Dinner...&
Say Those Sweet
Three Words To U...
"Pay The Bill
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Full Name: Sayalisalih
Mobile: +919895137022
All thats smile u make
All thats smile u make and hello say 2 wanted just I that out find U when irritating very it find will U..
R U CONFUSED?? Now read it BACKWARD.
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Full Name: Asif Khan
Mobile: 03129701977
jin kay pass hota hay
jin kay pass hota hay woo hath may lay kar helaty hay.
jin kay pass nahee hay woo ungli dal kar kam chalaty hay.
bolo kya?
dirty mind it's tooth brush
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Full Name: fami
Mobile: 03459221214
agar jindi main kuch kar
agar jindi main kuch kar dikhana chahte ho to kuch aisa karo ki jis shahar jis ghali jis mod se gujro to wahan
ke har ghar se aawaz aaye Papa aa gaye, Papa aa gaye.Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: sk
Mobile: 9252097555
Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhor e
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokab az
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap
Doghly
Gaddar
Chhichhore
Meesny
Ghunne
Dhokabaz
Matlabi
Moqa parast
Tota Chasham
Ary Ary aap naraz mat ho,aisa meri parosan apne miyan ko khehti hay Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: sarrah
paish hai
aap
ke
phone
main
nahati
hui
larki.
aa j thund hai... Copyright
paish hai
aap
ke
phone
main
nahati
hui
larki.
aaj thund hai... Copyright www.lovelysms.com
kal nhaye gi
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Full Name: zee(hell_boy)
Mobile: (0321-4285192 ....0301-4285192)
u remmeber the day u
u remmeber the day u tarvell with me u put ur face out of the window and i put my maonkey face out of the window then people start shoting
twins twins
Full Name: vickey
Close ur eyes Nd raise
Close ur eyes Nd raise mirror up 2 ur face...Relex ur body Nd think about devil as long as U can. Now open ur eyes. The devil is here.
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Full Name: Big B-Zafar
Mobile: +923007783455
A - U r Attractive
B
A - U r Attractive
B - U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking Copyright www.lovelysms.com
H - hehehe
I - I'm
J - JOKINGÖ§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
R u Mail or Femail
Answer
R u Mail or Femail
Answer k liye
nechay dekho
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-
-
Bewakoof yahan nahe
apne nechay dekho
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Full Name: Gopala
Mobile: 9421467448
kal POLICE ko aik dead
kal POLICE ko aik dead body mili hai... Black Teeth hain...Ghonslay jayse baal hain...Dimagh nahi hai...Shakal PAGALOON wali hai...Paun ultey hain...mujhey FIKAR ho rahi hai...Zara BELL maroo... Copyright www.lovelysms.com..Usman Ahmed 7071352
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Full Name: Usman Ahmed
Mobile: 7071352
Tapti hui garmi ki loo
Tapti hui garmi ki loo hai tu dosti ke nam par thu hai tu E-Dost tujhe aur kya kahe dhuli hui gand per cipka hua goo hai tu.....
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Full Name: sahil
Mobile: 9300467745
Oey kuti ke bachey
?
kitne pyarey
Oey kuti ke bachey
?
kitne pyarey hotey hain.... hain na?
Full Name: LoVeR MuNdAa
Mobile: 03216549989
hold ten roses in ur
hold ten roses in ur hand & stand in fron of a mirror, u can see there eleven roses,oh...! i am soorry daa, still i am standing beside of u Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Full Name: jaffy
Ek din mein ne aap
Ek din mein ne aap ko khwaab mein dekha k aap ki daith ho gai or aap 2 hooron k saat bethey ho.
mein ne ALLAH TAALA se poocha k yeh inaam us ko kis neki per mila,
reply mila k hooron ko kisi ghalti par saza k tor par us k saath chora hai. ha ha ha ha Sonum.03204186155. Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na
Jab tanhai ka ehsaas na ho,
Na koi tumaray paas ho,
Na tum kisi k paas ho,
Na tum kisi ki nazar mein ho,
Na koi tumhari nazar mein ho, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
to samjh lena ke app
common sense Baathroom ma ho yaar or kahan Sonum.03204186155.
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey
Barsaat ki raat,
Ek
Bhigi Larki,
Bhigey kapray,
bhigay hont,
bhigi zulfein,
Bhega jism,
Us se nazrein mili dekh kar is dharakte dil ne kaha
/guess karo
Kal yeh 100% Bamaar hogi.Sonum.03204186155.
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
Puppy dog asked to mummy
Puppy dog asked to mummy dog: Mummy who is my Father.Mummy: Baby, keep silence, don't disturb your Father, he is reading this SMS now.
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Full Name: rakesh
Mobile: 9447007519
whenever u feel sadness in
whenever u feel sadness in your HEART,
blackness in your EYES,
paleness on your FACE, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
fragrance in your it shows u are suffering lack of vitamin "ME".
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Full Name: bruce
Mobile: 03062109400
If we join one pipal
If we join one pipal with other pipal with the help of a wire.what will we call it ?
Guess
.
Nokia - connecting pipals.
Model-Syed-Hasnat Haider (0322-5082324)
QUESTION:
What's pink and hard
QUESTION:
What's pink and hard when it goes in... and soft and wet when it comes out?
ANSWER:
Bubblegum
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
When u feel lonely
and
When u feel lonely
and alone & cannot see any one around you,
the world seems to be fading away,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
U r very special 4
U r very special 4 me.always u should be safe my dear.i cant b with u al da times.so please b careful whenever u jump from tree to tree....;-)
Mujha sms per sms karo
Mujha sms per sms karo aur jito..10 lakh ki car .ki photo. 29" inch colour TV ka Dabba. Malaysia jana wale plane ko TATA karnaka moka.
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete
Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho..
itna kaatil kaise sharma lete ho..
kitni aasani se JAAN le lete ho..
kisine sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi stupid ho!!
U r a GHONCHU :-
G=reat
H=ot
O=ne
U r a GHONCHU :-
G=reat
H=ot
O=ne in Million
N=aughty
C=ute
H=umble
U=nique.
Zyaada khush mat ho, Aakhir hai toh GHOCHU hi na...
kami
beer pio,
thumsup pio,
coke pio,
7-up
kami
beer pio,
thumsup pio,
coke pio,
7-up pio,
mirinda pio,
dew pio,
pani pio..or pio..
kun k..
pampers ab sirf 99 rupee may
7 Angels come to me
7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa wollu banaya unko
..SaaMer 03002711588
Which Part...
of a man's body
has
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think..hahaha SaaMer 03002711588
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up? SaaMer 03002711588
If u Punch me,I dont
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"...SaaMer 03002711588
you"
yes you
u really
you"
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE !! SaaMer 03002711588
if people say ur crazy
Be
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....SaaMer 03002711588