Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM
Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI...SaaMer 03002711588
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
oye oye mil giya
oho mil giya
Ballay Ballay ::
mil he giya
aaj to mil he giya
yeh sms perhne wala ek or bewqoof mil giya !!!! Behzad Khan Sherwani
aik tha raja aik the
aik tha raja aik the rani dono mar gay khatam kahani
idoit neechay kia un ke laash doondh rahay ho kaha na mar gaye khatam kahani Behzad Khan Sherwani Behzad Khan Sherwani
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH
WELCOME TO RAMADAN MANU.....
APNE GUNAH JANAE K LIYE 1 DABAIYE.
TOBA K LIYE 2 DAIYE.
DUNIYA SE BURAI KHATAM KARNE K LIYE APNA GALA DABAIYE. princess
Jane Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Main e
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Matamizi
Jane Anjanay
Mein
Agar
Maine
Aap ka
Dil
Dhukaya
H0
Kabhi
Tang
Keya
Ho
Matamizi ki
Ho
Uz
k
liye
aapse
jo
Hosakta
Hai
Karlo
Main
Sudhernay
Walon
main se Nahi..... ShanZay
A B C D E
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 ~ !@ # $%^&*
Thank God All Boutons Of My Cell r Fine.
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A man kills DEER (Hiran)
A man kills DEER (Hiran) &cooks it & doesn't tell kids wat it is.
He gives a clue "its wat ur Mom calls me(dear)
Son screams "koi mat khana
"KUTTA HAI" naina
I'm tired of da security
I'm tired of da security guard interogatin me abt da monkey dat escaped from da zoo. I think u better hide!
Leb-zaros
What is the Similarity Between
What is the Similarity Between a Dianasour and an Intelligent Girl?
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Dono ab iss Duniya Mein Nahi Rahe..!! Rakesh
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Message received
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cute friend sent it
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Message received
1
cute friend sent it
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monkey is reading it
1
monkey is angry
1
monkey is still reading
1
will forward the msg 2 another monkey.
you continue to read?moezamah
Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories
Flowers die
stories end
Songs fade
Memories Ragotten
All things come to End
But..........
People like U always remain 4rever
Bcz
GHOST NEVER DIE.moezamah
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SEX SEX is My Fav.
SEX SEX is My Fav. I Do it regularly.
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S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday;)Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,
Itni
Jitni chahat se tumhey dekha,
Itni chahat se kuch nahi dekha,
Dekhne do apnay cheray ko jee bhar k humein,
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Govt of Pakistan ne yeh
Govt of Pakistan ne yeh elaan kia hai k mulk se jitney bhi khoobsurat log hein unhey nikaal do,
aap to 100% save hein laikin mera kia ho ga. think something. Sonu([email protected])+923204186155
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
apnay husn pe itna ghuroor
apnay husn pe itna ghuroor na kar sab 2 din ki masti hai,
tera husn bhi tab tak qaim hai jab tak cherry blossom sasti hai.Sonu([email protected])+923204186155
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
logon ko bewakoof bananay k
logon ko bewakoof bananay k 7 tareeke:- yeh pehla tha:-) From:Sonu([email protected])+923204186155
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
Yeh madhosh nigahein,
yeh pyaase
Yeh madhosh nigahein,
yeh pyaase hont,
yeh kapkapata badan,
yeh ghran saansen,
yah tez dil ki dharkan,........
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still scrolling?
????? is ???????
still scrolling?
o'k i'll tell u
u sure u want 2
the person is.......
JESUS!
Each morning..............
My first thought
Each morning..............
My first thought
My first sight
My first feeling
My first contact
my first heartthrob
My first real joy
my first true love
suno aj dedo na plz
suno aj dedo na plz dedo na bilkul akela hoon muqa bhi acha hai dedo na kisi ko pata bhi nahi chalay ga 1 sirf 1 lambi si MISS CALL....
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There r 6 types eggs.
There r 6 types eggs. Chicken egg = ji dan, Duck egg = ya dan, Bomb = zha dan, Person readin dis = hun dan, if u r smilin nw = chun dan & if angry = ben dan
Those innocent eyes, those kissable
Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough bout me... how r u ?
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Cream ke Add main face
Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ki Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ki Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating(adi jaaan)
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pakro na plzzzzz
pakro na
tumhain
pakro na plzzzzz
pakro na
tumhain meri qasam
daikho ab nahi pakra to
baat nahi karoga
zara zor se pakro
or zor se
daikha aakhir tum se pakarwa lia na.........
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welcome game show me aapka
welcome game show me aapka swagat hai!
yadi aap prizes jeetna chahte hai to niche jaiye
aur niche
aur niche
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tum paise ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho mujhe biswas nahi ho raha hai
Agar Farigh ho tu neechay
Agar Farigh ho tu neechay press karo..
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Agar ab b farigh ho tu upper press karoo....
A child uses its thumb
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
But a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms.
insan kay ander messege parhanay
insan kay ander messege parhanay ka itna shoq hota ha kay chiayh usay pagal stupid fool bewakoff nalaiq kaho kitna bhe kuch kah lo wo messge neachay tak parta ha ab apnay app ko hedaikh lain yah pata hotay huway bhe kay is msg main kuch nahe ha phir bhe parhay ja rahay ho parhalo parhlo last taq parh lo ab ap souch rahay hon gay kay yah baqwas kab khatam ho ge our main bhe kise ko forward keron ga tu ker lain ab app ki bare ha tata zubair 0345-5084071
Lux 8.50Rs
Rexona 7.50Rs
Tibbet 5.50Rs
Dove 25Rs
Dettole
Lux 8.50Rs
Rexona 7.50Rs
Tibbet 5.50Rs
Dove 25Rs
Dettole 12.30Rs
Tiger 5.00Rs
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Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab
Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
Har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
Taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai.
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Hmmm... ()""""()
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Main shabshe nalaaj hu mujhe Koi achmech nahi bhejta Aaj se shabbe achmech band KATTI,KATTI,KATTI.
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tery face ki sweet smile
tery face ki sweet smile nay mery heart ka signle break kia...mughy jab say hoa hay love tugh say main nay night sleeping chor dia fairy
Apni or teri dosti ko
Apni or teri dosti ko main koi nia nam don..Ager main kahon tera mera rishta asa jesy koan or balti..tum or main juda kabhi ho nahin sakty..Tum or main asy jesy dinner main sweet n salty fairy(03345301830)
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera
Teri aankain jhuki jhuki tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila Irfan Sunpal (0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331)
HUM BHI BESAHARA TUM BHI
HUM BHI BESAHARA TUM BHI BESAHARA
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so sweet your smile
so
so sweet your smile
so sweet your eyes
so sweet your style
see how sweetly i lie sadaf ejaz from chakwal
kya ankhein hein ap ki,kya
kya ankhein hein ap ki,kya baatain hein ap ki....,us khuda ne kush aisa ap bnaya hai....,maano.........\"Shhhhssss..Koi Hai\"sy bhoot nikal aaya hai....... hira
God made butter, god made
God made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to squeeze.
God made whiskey, god made Pepsi and when he made you he made you SEXY! Irfan Sunpal (0322-6100395 / 03007300331)
Heart beat are countless, spirits
Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless dani 03214342632
Flowers are missing you. Birds
Flowers are missing you. Birds are calling you, Please come back to zoo because zoo is not zoo without you. hahaha +923009432609 Kool
kadam kadam pe hawa ki
kadam kadam pe hawa ki simt ka dehan rakhna.mushkil waqt mei bhi dosti ko yad rakhna.hmari yao ki khusbu tmhain zror aye gi.BUS TM ZARA APNI NAK SAF RAKHNA NAJAM03455894118
attendence in zoo!!!
LOMREE..?
PRESEN T
BHALOO..?
YES SIR
BANDER..!
HAZIR JANAB
DONKEY........???
ABY
attendence in zoo!!!
LOMREE..?
PRESENT
BHALOO..?
YES SIR
BANDER..!
HAZIR JANAB
DONKEY........???
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Dunya main 7 wonders hain.
Dunya main 7 wonders hain. 1 apun ka style, 2 apun ka smile, 3 apun ka mobile, 4 apun ka face, 5 apun ka
grace, 6 apun ka trend, 7 apun ka friend. Ramzan (Copyrightwww.lovelysms.com)
lahore k paas k nizamudin
lahore k paas k nizamudin railway station kitrain no. 2324 k route k 3rdstation shahdra ek chote se gaon k
nazdeek wale kabristan k chowkidar ki kabr pe baithe huwe doggi ki aage wali right side ki taang ki ungli k
nakhun k pass chupe huwe kire k pait main rehne wale bacteria k chromosomal DNA k thymine Nucleotide k
5thcarbon outer shell k 4th electron ki kasm sirf disturb krnay k lie sms kia hai Nasir Mehmood Awan
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However high the sky may
However high the sky may be.
However wide d river may b.
However strong d wind may b.
Just remember..
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I am leaving India Tonight.
I am leaving India Tonight. Actually Saniya Mirza Is pregnant and Medis is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo.
Uski kaamwali bhi pregnant hai. Darshan (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
honton say jo yujhay chu
honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
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