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Those innocent eyes, those kissable
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Thats Cheating(adi jaaan)
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pakro na
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pakro na plzzzzz
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welcome game show me aapka swagat hai!
yadi aap prizes jeetna chahte hai to niche jaiye
aur niche
aur niche
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tum paise ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho mujhe biswas nahi ho raha hai
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Agar Farigh ho tu neechay press karo..
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A child uses its thumb
A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
An illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
A winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
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insan kay ander messege parhanay
insan kay ander messege parhanay ka itna shoq hota ha kay chiayh usay pagal stupid fool bewakoff nalaiq kaho kitna bhe kuch kah lo wo messge neachay tak parta ha ab apnay app ko hedaikh lain yah pata hotay huway bhe kay is msg main kuch nahe ha phir bhe parhay ja rahay ho parhalo parhlo last taq parh lo ab ap souch rahay hon gay kay yah baqwas kab khatam ho ge our main bhe kise ko forward keron ga tu ker lain ab app ki bare ha tata zubair 0345-5084071
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Jab se tumhe jana hai,
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jab se tumhe paaya hai,
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Taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai.
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Main shabshe nalaaj hu mujhe Koi achmech nahi bhejta Aaj se shabbe achmech band KATTI,KATTI,KATTI.
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tery face ki sweet smile nay mery heart ka signle break kia...mughy jab say hoa hay love tugh say main nay night sleeping chor dia fairy
Apni or teri dosti ko
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HUM BHI BESAHARA TUM BHI BESAHARA
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so sweet your smile
so
so sweet your smile
so sweet your eyes
so sweet your style
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kya ankhein hein ap ki,kya baatain hein ap ki....,us khuda ne kush aisa ap bnaya hai....,maano.........\"Shhhhssss..Koi Hai\"sy bhoot nikal aaya hai....... hira
God made butter, god made
God made butter, god made cheese; god made you for me to squeeze.
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Heart beat are countless, spirits
Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless dani 03214342632
Flowers are missing you. Birds
Flowers are missing you. Birds are calling you, Please come back to zoo because zoo is not zoo without you. hahaha +923009432609 Kool
kadam kadam pe hawa ki
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LOMREE..?
PRESEN T
BHALOO..?
YES SIR
BANDER..!
HAZIR JANAB
DONKEY........???
ABY
attendence in zoo!!!
LOMREE..?
PRESENT
BHALOO..?
YES SIR
BANDER..!
HAZIR JANAB
DONKEY........???
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Dunya main 7 wonders hain.
Dunya main 7 wonders hain. 1 apun ka style, 2 apun ka smile, 3 apun ka mobile, 4 apun ka face, 5 apun ka
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lahore k paas k nizamudin railway station kitrain no. 2324 k route k 3rdstation shahdra ek chote se gaon k
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However high the sky may be.
However wide d river may b.
However strong d wind may b.
Just remember..
it's none of ur
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I am leaving India Tonight. Actually Saniya Mirza Is pregnant and Medis is suspecting me. Tum bhi nikal lo.
Uski kaamwali bhi pregnant hai. Darshan (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
honton say jo yujhay chu
honton say jo yujhay chu lya hai is ka ehsaas ab tak ha
Ankhain naam hain or sansomein agg ab tak hai
pata hai kyu?(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
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fill in the blanks with
fill in the blanks with HAAN or NAHI
1) ..... mein insan nahi hoon
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3)...... mein hee pagal hoon, jaji khan ( 0345 2094140)
mein soo wala card bhej
mein soo wala card bhej raha hoon scratch kar k load karloo pher sms kar lainaa
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Sa ry ga ma pa da ni sa Mubarkan Mubarkan Tusi hun mrasi ho gaye ho Bally Bally Bhatti
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Woh garam garam pani. woh
Woh garam garam pani. woh sabun ki khushboo,
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khair tum kya janoo rooz rooz nahane main kitna maza aata hai! "֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
The Time Since I Met
The Time Since I Met U,
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When i miss u, i
When i miss u, i read your sms,
When i want 2 c u, i close my eyes,And..
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Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai,
Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai,
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Hours are
Days are 2 Busy,
Hours are 2Fast,
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Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos
Birds love you,
Monkeys love you,
Hippos love you,
Snakes love you,
Tortoise love you,
Giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
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After Marriage
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
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Wat is it dat a
Wat is it dat a girl & boy do secretly wen they reach adulthood?
Think!
Think!!
Think!!!
Donno
Voting..(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Wat Else. Swapnil
Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for
Some One
Is Loving you
Caring for you
Watching over you
Protecting you(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Guess Who?
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Pakistan mein teen hi chiz
Pakistan mein teen hi chiz popular hein..,,,
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Uff
Dabao na
Zara Zor Se
Aisa
Uff
Dabao na
Zara Zor Se
Aisa Karo
Apni Shirt Nikalo
Pant Bhi Nikal DO
Meri Kurti Bhi
Ab Zorse
Tight Hai
Or Zorse
Oooh
Ho Gaya.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
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Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur
Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
i'm coming with "candle".. Raman
1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years
1-5 years girls
love MOM
6-15 years girls
love DAD
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61-100 years they love..(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Aish kar Ja ye tu rakh le Raman
chalo sms sma kheltey hain
pehle
chalo sms sma kheltey hain
pehle tum sms kro
phir tum sms kro
phir se tum sms kro
1 bar phr tum sms kro
bas 1 last sms tum kro
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Kindly observe SILENCE for two minutes in the memory of those poor mosquitoes who died last night after
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just a...
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