Gal: Is dress ka kya
price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss. Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss. Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.bk singh
Sweet sms Jokes
A Chinese man took his
pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver... The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....Deeb
My girlfriend called me to
her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexythan my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to thefront door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust." Moral: Its always better to keep the CuNDuMS in the car & not in the wallet!!R.P.
Last nite i had a
dream abt U... I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day... Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not... I asked GOD: Why it is so??? GOD replied: "BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!LKH...SHG
Ek ladka ek ladki k
saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badalteyzaibi 03217566867
A boy goes to see
a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him: Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.zaibi 03217566867
An old to Doc: Doc,
I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.zaibi 03217566867
Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi
tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath... Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya hozaibi 03217566867
Mom: Beti badi ho kar
kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya? Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.zaibi 03217566867
People who do lots of
work.make lots of mistakes, People who do less work.make less mistakes, People who do no work.make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes.get promoted.zaibi 03217566867
U luv sumone... u marry
sumone else. The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!zaibi 03217566867
Q: Agar do pipal ke
Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipalzaibi 03217566867.
A little girl to her
mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut" Mom: " Do you mean its little" girl: " No Mom! Its salty." Ramis Ali
A man forgot to zip
up.So a lady tells him:U LEFT yr GARAGE open.Man asks:DID U C MY BLACK MERC parked INSIDE?No,she said JUST A MINI COOPER with a FLAT TIRE MJAKES
aik din aik larke na
apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon dilawar ali shah
wife -suniye kya aap kitchen
se garam masala la kar aayenge husband -magar yahan to nahin hai wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!!dilawar ali ahah (madeji)
costomer- whose eggs is this shopkeeper
costomer- whose eggs is this shopkeeper - its mine costomer - ok so give me one dozen of chicken s eggs
BREAKING NEWS:Nawab Akbar Bugtii Alive. He
BREAKING NEWS:Nawab Akbar Bugtii Alive. He escaped from the back door of his cave On his Honda CD 70 & was Shouting, "MAIN TAY HONDA ee LAYSAAN"! Funny lover From Karachi 0301-2507279
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing
. It was discovered in 1773. Sardar:Thank God I was born after that . Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .Amna khan
The world thineest book has
only one word written in it"EVERYTHING" and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT " pooja
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai
aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....sonia, 03338007007
eik aadmi aadi raat ko
apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do. tari gujjar
The short man was chased
by 2 policeman coz he usually steal "FRENCH POLONY", he ran to his home and hide into a babywalker.They knew that he he was there so checked the place until they give up.On teir way to the door they saw this baby in a babywaker the went to him and say"he is so cute, if we come back we will bring sweets,cakes and cold drink" he said with an adult voice "Dont forget to bring my favourite frnch polony".......slie
Years ago i came in2
dis world naked & screaming My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.bigboy 0761725942
Home : A place where
you can scratch where it itches. Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills, and kills by his bills. LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever Umer 03004844948
Common Dialoug om exams &
1st wedding night- "Kaisa Hua"?? "Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!!mohan amritsar
Boy 2 girl - kya
tum mere sath dance karogi. Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti. Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Russians dugg 100 meters and found copper
Russians dugg 100 meters and found copper cable and said that they had telephones 500 years ago Americans dugg 200 meters and found optical fibre and said they had internet facility 1000 years ago. indians dugg 1000 meters and didnt find anything and said that we had wireless technology 2000 years ago sayalisalih +919895137022
Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat
main kiya fark hey? color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal karte ho. ABBAS MUX
When i Die , bury
me deep Ten feet down fast as leep Place my Maths book on my head Tell my teacher that i am dead place my geography book on my chest Tell my teacher how i am at rest Place my physics in my right hand Tell my teacher nothing i understand place my english book on my left Tell my teacher i tried my best Also tell my teachers not to cry For they are those who made me die.Osman (0301-4876609 /