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Salary 15000/-,
job
A job in Railways.
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started directing
movies?
Here are
What if goctors
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movies?
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TEACHER :Name the animal which
TEACHER :Name the animal which live in water & land
STUDENT :Simple 'Frog'
TEACHER :Now name such 4 animal
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Man ask God " God
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A priest saw a girl
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A convicted rapist was sentenced
A convicted rapist was sentenced to a death penalty.he was 2 choose between being hanged or being injected with a seringe with HIV/AIDS blood.he choose to be injected with AIDS, after they have finished with him he never stoped laughing and they asked why r u laughing he just wispered and say i have put on a condom.mabenza
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What is the difference between
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Difference b/w panties of 1970
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Mother to her tennage daughter:
I
Mother to her tennage daughter:
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Patient:Doctor aap ko yakeen hai
Patient:Doctor aap ko yakeen hai ke mujhay Namoonia (pneumonia) hai, kyun ke pichlay dino aik doctormeri friend ka Namoonia ka ilaaj karta raha aur woh Typhoid say mar gayi.
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A guy donated blood to
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A 90 yr old man
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