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Q-Why is reading a Playboy/Playgirl
magazine like reading National Geographic?
A-U get 2 see many great places u dont get 2 visitDyson
Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed &
shouted APRIL FOOL!Dyson
A girl & her grandma were
sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom,
Tom cruise is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside"
shankar
(In Urdu)
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH MUJHE BAHUT PATLE DAST AA
RAHE HAI
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- DOCTOR SAABH BAHUT PATLE
DOCTOR:- KITNE PATLE
PATENT:- SAABH ITNE PATLE KI SMS PADNE VALLA KULLA KAR LE MOHIT
ADLAKHA
(In Urdu)
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell
me my favorite stone, favorite star, & favorite number, Astropamist:
Oh. No. ab ap ka guzara SABAZ SITARA sey hi ho ga......
eight man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..so after
the men get bugged n ask her y she laughing ..she replies " mujhe
AIDS hai "*******RocKy
One is looking very upset by thinking that.......
"HOW HIS SISTER HAS 2 BRITHERS AND HE HAS ONLY ONE"Hanish
Two ladies were working in a furniture shop,one for ELLERINES and
other one was working for WONDER furniture shop they use to take the same
bus at same stop at the same time. So other day they were waiting
until late and the lady thats works for WONDER said "I WONDER WHY
THIS BUS IS LATE" and the other lady didnt want to be left out she
said "I ELLERINES WHATS WRONG? Nonto
A womman was bragging to her neighbour about her
son, a university student. "Our son is so brilliant, every time we
get a letter from him we have tio go to the dictionary," said a proud
mom. "You are lucky, "the neighbour said. "Every time we
get a letter from ours, we have to go to the bank!"POROZA
In Urdu
a kid says to teacher:techer meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga.
teacher says: yes
kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher yes.
kid: teacher is munni ko bacha ho jaye ga.
teacher no beta ye abhi bohat choti hay.
kid : dekha munni men ne kaha tha na kuch nahi hoga
Lucky
Can U name FIVE Great KINGS who have brought HAPPINESS into PEOPLES
LIVES??
ANSWER: "drin-KING, smo-KING, lic-KING, suc-KING & ofcourse fucKING
djlynn
Hindi
question:NISAR kaise paida hua ????
answer:jawani janeman haseen dilruba mil do dil jawan NISAR hogaya
2152152(shiraz)
Two snakes meet each other..
First snake:I hope I am not poisonous.
Second snake:Why?
First snake:Because I bit my lip! hira_sub
in Urdu
Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya, Counter Clerk asks: Kuch kehna
chahte ho?
Sharabi: Jise lagao usse bata
dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hain adil(not
doing love)mehboob
A mother bought her son a $39 Halloween costume to scare his friends
"Should I take the price tag off?", the boy asked.
"Leave it on," his mother replied. "We'll scare your father
too Irfan Ali Arain
In Urdu
Son:Papa,Sab log Shadi Karke Pareshan hain,To Shadi Kyo Karte Hain.?Papa:Beta,Akal
Badaam Khane se nahi,Thokar Khake Ati He Anusheel
Jauhari From Gwalior
A young man asked a priest.........
Father!Is it a sin to sleep with a girl?....
Priest!N my child....But problem is that u guys never SLEEP....poppy
a man gave his testes to boy to play.they threw moni on him
he pressurisd them and man dead fakhar abbas
i want to fuck u from day to late night so that u get pragnant.and i will
kill ur child so that i got lot of money from insurance policy of ur child
imtiyaz
1986 ke girl; Mama jeans
pehen lon
Mom;Na baiti log kiya kahen gay.
2006 ke girl;Mama mini skirt pehen lon
Mom; pehen baiti kuch to pehen............. maham
khan
girls are like an internet virus, they enter ur
life, scan ur poket , transfer ur money, edit ur mind, download their
problems delete ur smiles and hang u for ever Cheema_303
How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2
Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of
MIne Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u Later.Rocky
Sadham meets kajol n asks her " how is ur life
?" , kajol says " Kabie khushi kabie gham!" n kajol asks
Sadham " how about u? " n he says " kabie BUSH kabie BOMB"!!!!!!!Haby
teacher teaching algebra to student
A=B=C
it means A=C
sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it
student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter
lucky
NEWTONS LAW OF LOVE:- LOVE CAN NEITHER B CREATED
NOR DESTROYD BUT IT CAN ONLY B CHNGD FRM ONE GRL TO ANTHR WID D LOSS OF
MONEY murtuza-09924853312
A MAN PUT A LAMP ON HIS WIFE HEAD AND SAID TO HER
IF YOU LIED THESE LAMP WILL TURN ON DO YOU UNDERSTAND ????? SHE SAID YES
....
THE LAMP TURNED ON !!!!Squall
What a bad day 4 elisa! her mom & dad went out 2 a church so she decided
2 invite her boyfriend Dipopo 2 come with his friend Khali bcoz she's
left alone @ home.The 2 arrived in time, her parents came back unexpectedly
4rom Church @ she told Dipopo 2 hide under the bed & khali ot top
of the wadrop@ her bedroom, both of them went 2 her bedroom. Her dad asked
how was her day? & she said,"mmmmm,,,, fine" & her Mom
said,"The 1 who is on top knows everythin(refering 2 God with a finger)"
emmidiatly Khali had that, he jumped down from the wadrop & said,
the 1 who knows everything is the 1 under the bed(Dipopo)............ PAPIRO
Ek aadmi Ki Biwi Gum Ho gaiee. Who Ramji ke Mandir gaya.
Ramji ne kaha, Wats baaju mein Viraajmaan Hanuman se Prarthana kar, meri
bhi unho ne dhoondhi thi.Darshan
One night, Mooch was making love for the first time after
the wedding. She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, "Man,
you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles
to fuck it" Mpho
Why are Egyptian's Children always confused??
Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY.
Mahiwaal
Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy Mahiwaal
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