Man said to God :
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?Copyright www.lovelysms.com
God said to man : So that they will love you.
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Teacher: "I killed a person"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
BOY : May I hold
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
young girl praying:pls God marry
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers
Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Wife asked his husband how
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers
Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Wife- i will die. Husband-
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Copyright www.lovelysms.com
sohel
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Full Name: Sohel
Mobile: 01711506706
ife mean
w-who
i-is
f- for
e-
ife mean
w-who
i-is
f- for
e- enjoyment
and husband mean
h-how
u- u
s- serve
b- batter
a- and
n- nice
d- darling
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Full Name: saqi
Mobile: 03005136550
a sexy woman like a
a sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don't know how many have handled it but u still want 2 ha
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru:
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai... Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: Kashif Zaman
Mobile: 0321-4037927
Devdas says to paro:aik sham
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI.
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Full Name: najam
Mobile: 03332803180
Three Ways of fast Communication
Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Man said passionately: Will you
Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Lady to inspector Santa: My
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
There are three wonders of
There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. Get wet without water Copyright www.lovelysms.com
03. Bleed for a week without going to die
-----Ferarry Pothik
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Full Name: Srabon
Mobile: 8801714033188
World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur
World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
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Full Name: mahen
Mobile: 919350085747
girls.doctor mai apne jub hi
girls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj hai
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.
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Full Name: ehssan
Mobile: 03452702290
A girl says to her
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt
PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...
Full Name: Irfan SunpalCopyright www.lovelysms.com
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho
MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho to baat agay Chalayen...
Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia .. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Mom:TV Chahe 14" ka ho ya phir 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai..
hahaha
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Full Name: faran
Mobile: 0334-9081551
Teacher:"Now,childre n,if I saw a man
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
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Full Name: ALI 0300-4794610
Mobile: 0300-4794610
Dear customer ur underwear validity
Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over. Pls change ur underweartodayand enjoy mega 1 year validity
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Full Name: rakesh
Mobile: 9447007519
one day three men walk
one day three men walk 2 de bar they serve them they start with the first one what ul like sir he said jack daniel singl,the other one said jonny walker single soccer player said siyabonga nomvete married
EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCT ER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA
EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA EK ADMEE KEE".SAWAREE:"LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI".COND:"TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA"Copyright www.lovelysms.com
INAYAT
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!
1 man asked to other
a
1 man asked to other
a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?
other man replied,
it would poissionus milk .
the man said no ,
then again he replied,
the milk was'nt diggeust. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
man again said no..............
ok
lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"
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Full Name: naz
Mobile: 0300 3665336
Tcher: 3 grls are walking
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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Full Name: shourav8801717491202
Mobile: 8801717491202
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son:
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
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Full Name: vishal
Mobile: 09897308908
Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay
Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Full Name: noor /swat
Mobile: 03013040220
AT 18 a lady is
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
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Full Name: malik
Mobile: 00923005473001
Kafi americans chand per poanch
Kafi americans chand per poanch gay han. Listen. apnay mehbooba ko
chand mat kehna werna 3,4 log aus per be char jain gay. :-)
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Full Name: ALI AFZAL
Mobile: 03217112177
Boy say 2girl "agar may
Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest daba kar bag jao to tum kya socho gee||?"
girl
"to may socho gee ke aik pagal go poore car chala sakta tha sirf horan daba kar bag geya |" hahahahah
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Full Name: fami
Mobile: 03459221214,03459198782
Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti
Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.
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Full Name: noor /swat
Mobile: 03013040220
U r walkin in road.
U r walkin in road. Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them. U don't care any1. but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!
Bachey k khatney k waqt
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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Full Name: Kalim
Mobile: 03004981465
What did shivaji say to
What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? tu karate me marathe.
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Full Name: Deepu 09847774000
Mobile: 9847774000
Sales Girl: sorry sir you
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here.
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Full Name: goher
Mobile: 03452425045
aij jamadarnee ko aik condume
aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee our poocha yee kia hay? malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee kartee hay leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee
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Full Name: mohammad arafat afridi bara wala
Mobile: 03049065315
teacher sabse garam chez kia
teacher sabse garam chez kia he
stud: jalta howa bulb
tech: shabash woh kese
stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi
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Full Name: faisal sameer
Mobile: 03212950598
ekjungle mein chuhay se sab
ekjungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
Girl to Mom: "Is it
Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
ek din mirinda aur 7up
ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar. khaled
jab gabbar paifa hua tab
jab gabbar paifa hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
fateher-kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the muskan
75yrz old man got married
75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng Shahbaz Jani
Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise paida
Teacher:batao Gandhi jee kaise paida huye?
boy:indian govt says "I.S.I is fully involved in dis tragedy".Kehti hai"I.S.I na banti Gandhi jee ka janm na hota" zain(Silent Cry)
A~L~I
11 Galz ask the
A~L~I
11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.
curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha
curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat mein kya fark hai
MAMMu-nahi pata
curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega