Boy :- tum meri dil
Boy :- tum meri dil me , dharkan me , jaan me , dimag me , sapno me rahti ho .
Girl :- oye hello ...
Main haryana me rahti hu ...
By sonu (kishanganj)
Grand chlid:Gogo why are you
Grand chlid:Gogo why are you always seating in this chair?
Gogo:I'm watching T.V.
Grand Child :Do you have a boy friend?
Gogo was bored by these questions from her grand child and decided to answer nobakanjani.
Gogo:Yes the TV is my boyfriend !
Grand child :Yo've got such a wonderful bf.
KNOCK! KNOCK! ON THE DOOR
Pastor :Where is your Grandmother ?
Grand child:She is in her room ,banging her BOYFRIEND
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HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA
HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKALCopyright www.lovelysms.com
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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a man wanted sex from
a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!!
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Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo
Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched
his penis n said: Thanda
matlab CHOTA COKE!
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Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai! Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Secretary to Boss : sir
Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?
Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
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Mobile: +923002697032
Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh
Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
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A 60 years old bachelor
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter Copyright www.lovelysms.com
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
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Full Name: SMS KING
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du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey
du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they unn mien se ek neechey gir gya tu dusri ne usey uthatey huey kaha UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO..
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Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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Mobile: 03002711588
Husband aur wife hotel me
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
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Full Name: SaaMer
Mobile: 03002711588
Rizwan: Doctor say help me,
Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt
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Full Name: SaaMer
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Q:What is the difference between
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641
Life is like a P--nIS.
Life is like a P--nIS. Sometimes up somtms down, smtms hard smtms soft, smtms small smtms big, smtmms in smtms out. So enjoy daPE-iS....OOOps, I mean life.
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Full Name: Khanyi
Mobile: 0723177944
Can you explain to me
Can you explain to me how this lipstick got on your collar? the suspicious wife sneered.
No I cant the husband replied. I distinctly remember taking my shirt off. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
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a childhad never seen his
a childhad never seen his hips once his teacher beat with ruler n his hips...he was very angry he came bacand saw his hips in the mirror n said:
(KAMEENE NE DO TUKREY KAR DIYe)
minal
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Full Name: minnie
aik adimi ne apni wife
aik adimi ne apni wife ko khat likha"is mahene salary k badley 100 kiss bhej raha hoon.wife ne jawab diya "app ki salray k badley 100 kiss miley,hisaab bhej rahi hoon.1.doodh wala 2 kiss mea maan giya 2.teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,3.sabzi wala 7 kiss mea nahi maana isliye 9 deni pari.4makaan malik to rooz 6-7 kiss le jata hay.app fiker nahi kerna,mere pass abhi lag bhag 30,40 kiss or hain.MAHINA ARAM SE KAT JAEY GA
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Full Name: SADAF.(PLZ CALL ME)
Mobile: 03343022085
Girls before marriage look like
Girls before marriage look like barbi Doll
After mariage beautiful Doll
After 1 year nice Doll
After 2 Years only DollCopyright www.lovelysms.com
& After 3 Years panaDoll
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Son: Dad, what is an
Son: Dad, what is an idiot?
Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me?
Son: No.
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Man said to God :
Man said to God : Why did you make women so beautiful?
God said to man : So that you will love them.
Man said to God : But why did you make them so dumb?Copyright www.lovelysms.com
God said to man : So that they will love you.
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Teacher: "I killed a person"
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense.
Student: The future tense is "You will go to jail".
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BOY : May I hold
BOY : May I hold your hand ??
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy
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young girl praying:pls God marry
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats impossible, because intelligent men don't get married
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Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers
Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
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Wife asked his husband how
Wife asked his husband how many women he had slept with.
Husband proudly replies, only you darling, with others I was awake!!
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Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers
Wives r Incoming Calls
Lovers r Outgoing Calls
Aunties r Tollfree Calls
Callgirls r Roaming Calls
Neighbour Girls r Missed Calls
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
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Wife- i will die. Husband-
Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? hosband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:! Copyright www.lovelysms.com
sohel
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Full Name: Sohel
Mobile: 01711506706
ife mean
w-who
i-is
f- for
e-
ife mean
w-who
i-is
f- for
e- enjoyment
and husband mean
h-how
u- u
s- serve
b- batter
a- and
n- nice
d- darling
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Full Name: saqi
Mobile: 03005136550
a sexy woman like a
a sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don't know how many have handled it but u still want 2 ha
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru:
Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar.
Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto
ke samne chaddi mat utarna.
Basanti: Viru dar mat maine
chaddi pahni hi nahi hai... Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: Kashif Zaman
Mobile: 0321-4037927
Devdas says to paro:aik sham
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI.
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Mobile: 03332803180
Three Ways of fast Communication
Three Ways of fast Communication
1: Television
2: Telephone
3: Tell-a-women
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
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Man said passionately: Will you
Man said passionately: Will you marry me? My father is a millionaire and 93 years old.
He is going to die soon and then I shall be very very rich. What do you say? She said nothing but a week later, she became his mother!
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
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Lady to inspector Santa: My
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet!
Santa: Why don`t u cook something else.
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There are three wonders of
There are three wonders of a woman
01. Give milk without eating grass
02. Get wet without water Copyright www.lovelysms.com
03. Bleed for a week without going to die
-----Ferarry Pothik
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Mobile: 8801714033188
World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur
World's
Smallest
resignation
letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
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Full Name: mahen
Mobile: 919350085747
girls.doctor mai apne jub hi
girls.doctor mai apne jub hi kaprey otarti ho tu mujeh boht uljhan hoti hai kiya aap kw pass is ka elaaj hai
doctor.yes mai light off karat ho tum kaprey uttaro.
girl.yes doctor mai ne kaprey uttar diye hai per esse kaha rakho.
doctor. yaha tabel per jaha mere rakhey hoi hai.
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Mobile: 03452702290
A girl says to her
A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
The guy says thanks for the warning!
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
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PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt
PHILOSOPHY : small things hurt a lot
Example : u can sit on a mountain but not on a pin...
Full Name: Irfan SunpalCopyright www.lovelysms.com
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho
MOm:tujhi ladka passand Aaya ho to baat agay Chalayen...
Girl:ladka to thek hai par thoda motta hia .. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Mom:TV Chahe 14" ka ho ya phir 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai..
hahaha
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Full Name: faran
Mobile: 0334-9081551
Teacher:"Now,childre n,if I saw a man
Teacher:"Now,children,if I saw a man beating a donkey n stopped him,wht virtue wuld I be showing?"
Student:"Brotherly love
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Mobile: 0300-4794610
Dear customer ur underwear validity
Dear customer ur underwear validity for 1 year is over. Pls change ur underweartodayand enjoy mega 1 year validity
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Full Name: rakesh
Mobile: 9447007519
one day three men walk
one day three men walk 2 de bar they serve them they start with the first one what ul like sir he said jack daniel singl,the other one said jonny walker single soccer player said siyabonga nomvete married
EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCT ER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA
EK UNPARE(ILLETERATE)CONDUCTER SE:"GAREE MAI JAGA HAI".COND:"HA EK ADMEE KEE".SAWAREE:"LEKEN MERE PASS DO LADIES B HAI".COND:"TUM BETOO MAI LADIES KO OPPER BAND LOANGA"Copyright www.lovelysms.com
INAYAT
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi
Man:Dr Mujhe normal potti nahi aati,Chawal khaya to chawal nikle,Roti khayi to roti,normal k liye kya karu,Dr:PoTTI KHA!!!
1 man asked to other
a
1 man asked to other
a man died to drinking a milk, Tell me y this happen ?
other man replied,
it would poissionus milk .
the man said no ,
then again he replied,
the milk was'nt diggeust. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
man again said no..............
ok
lett i tell u "abay yaar bhains us per baith gai thi"
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Mobile: 0300 3665336
Tcher: 3 grls are walking
Tcher: 3 grls are walking in da road. Turn the sentence in to exclamitory.
studnt: WOW!
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Mobile: 8801717491202
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son:
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye
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Full Name: vishal
Mobile: 09897308908
Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay
Child:Mom is bar saray patakhay hum is shop say lain gay,
Mom:Beta yeh tu girls hostel hai,
Child:Papa tu kahtay hain k sari phuljhariyan yahin rahti hain. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Full Name: noor /swat
Mobile: 03013040220