So many wonderful moments we
So many wonderful moments we have spent together, so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather, thinking of u mother brings memories to mind, wonderful moments i ll treasure, these u gve me sincerely thats why my mom , I love u so dearly. Happy Mothers Day My dear Mom Saqlain
Thanku mother for all that
Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day Saima
There r no words that
There r no words that say thanku enough 4 everything u have done 4 me while i was growing up.I really do appreciate u and admire u very much, though i dont always express myself that i ll always be intouch, I guess thats why we have these special days, so that peoples like myself can say that they will love u always. Happy Mothers Day My Cute Mom. Sunny
The love she has deep
The love she has deep in her heart, Always gives me a good jump start, She is the one who's love is true, Thank u Mom for being u Shubo
Being a great mother is
Being a great mother is a very hard role, but mother u r the star for this one I know, I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day.Nimra
Mother is an undying love,
Mother is an undying love, A love beyond compare, the one you take your troubles to, she is the one who really cares. Mother you are all of this and more, I love you very much. Nimra
What the heart gives away
What the heart gives away is never gone, but kept in the hearts of others, from dusk to dawn. Love you from the core of my heart. Happy Mothers Day Nimra
Give your mother a little
Give your mother a little something to show that you are thinking about her, and you'll be sure to make her smile.
For all that you do.
I'll
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Mother's Day Adeela
Mommy, I love you
For all
Mommy, I love you
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you
'Cause you love me, too.
You feed me and need me
To teach you to play,
So smile 'cause I love you
On this Mother's Day. Mommy, I love you Nazish
I luv u mom
having u
I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom Shumaila
Happy Mother's Day
means more than
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day Aro0j
Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching
Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u. Arzoo
For the best mom
who always
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day Fatima
You've seen me laugh
You've seen
You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day Noor
When U feel U R
When U feel U R alone in the Crowd,
When U Think No 1 can Understand U,
When UR love is rejected by others,
& when U hate UR Life,
Just Close UR eyes,
& see,
Her facce who Loves U
more than any 1 else,
Who Care 4 U in loneleness,
& dies when U cry.
She is no 1, But UR Sweet Loving Mother.
Love UR Mom First. IYA
Give your mother a little
Give your mother a little something to show that you are thinking about her, and you'll be sure to make her smile.
Jo jita wo sikandar jo
Jo jita wo sikandar jo hara wo jail ke andar,
jo ap logo msg karta hai use jadu ki jhappi,
or
jo ham logo ko msg nahi karta hai use bandar ki pappy.
Money is the root of
Money is the root of all evil,
it turns a saint 2 devil,
it hinders the way 2 heaven,
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A word is enough for the wise
murga i love u meri
murga i love u meri jan.mai tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta ho.murgi.aila sachi chal phir aj anda tu dede.
shiv prakash
Boy :- tum meri dil
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Girl :- oye hello ...
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KNOCK! KNOCK! ON THE DOOR
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sung: Piyo
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note
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Ramlal, Bagwan say.
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Wives r Incoming Calls
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w-who
i-is
f- for
e-
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h-how
u- u
s- serve
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a sexy woman like a
a sexy woman like a 1000 rupee note, u don't know how many have handled it but u still want 2 ha