woh konsi jagha hai jaha
woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai
KYA!
kitna ganda sochte ho.........
I am talking about AFRICA
sudhar jao!!By Sonia
Suno kahana hoo .....................
Ja ha ho
Suno kahana hoo .....................
Jaha ho wahi rahna ..................
3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ..........
Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ..........
Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .....By Umair
u r a donkey
d 4
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young By Shibz
Arz kiya hai:
I am a
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! By amjad hanif
When I was born Devil
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....By Ali
IN case of fire read
IN case of fire read this message...................
..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.By ALI AFZAL
What wiil you be doing
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
I want someone to look after my dog.By Ndia
I have won a holiday
I have won a holiday trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...By Shaizi
when i was born satan
when i was born satan said another god and when you were born satan said competition.rato
if people say ur crazy
Be
if people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai.....Bubloo
ham gulab ke phool hen
ham gulab ke phool hen tou kya hua,
log hamien honton se , ankhon se lagatey hen
tou kya hua~!
aap ko bhee tou paka ke khatey hen
bher bakrya kacha hi khatey hein
kia baat hai Merey Gobi ke phool ki, kia bat hai ji shehzad hanif
HI MISS ME OR HATE
HI MISS ME OR HATE ME
BOTH R IN MY FAvor
IF U MISS ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR HEART.........
IF U HATE ME,I"LL ALWAYS BE IN UR MIND......... MUFS
ek aap ho jo itnay
ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon By Maha
SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit By Maha
i see ur face when
i see ur face when iam dreaming thats why i always wake up screamingBy Maha
Think Big. Think Positive. Think
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart. Think Beautiful. Think Great. I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut. JUST THINK ABOUT ME! adil(not doing love)mehboob
do U want to see
do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow pandu
U R 100% beautiful,
U R
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words..ali.
Some time my heart ask
Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.Misha
How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch
How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... Amit
we gathered in a large
we gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could start witing mine, i heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ............Shehran Ayub.
bacha ne kaha dady dady
bacha ne kaha dady dady mujha bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms par rahahai haseeb
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh.
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..By chammalhey
Today is an international day
Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done.........By Ikram
yaad hai jab hum pehli
yaad hai jab hum pehli bar mile the....station andheri thi, train ruki thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah ke nam pe kuch dede baba" By Rini
kya aap k ser per
kya aap k ser per seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay. By Ansari
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye by dilwala abdi
"when i call u,one ring
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA
I saw u on a
I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg--- -150kg-----100kg------50k g-----10kg-----what comes next ------u.ha
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha
A psychological study prove that
A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages.Dont change your fingure, its too late now
I want to suck you...
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
3 tips to break a
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
Keep in touch with me..
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
Winter comes again n again,
Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....
If ever un ur life
If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....
Mistakes are not crime,If u
Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
U picked me up,U took
U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.By Uzaal
Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I
Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?..
Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!By Uzaal
No matter how high the
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!By Uzaal
The United Nations has assigned
The United Nations has assigned 1000 soldiers to look for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only 999 are ready to leave.The other one is busy reading this sms...By Vinz
the police are looking for
the police are looking for a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna hide me?
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...
Husn
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...
Husn Bana to Deewane bane...
Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
Star + Moon = romanticNight
Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
Dream makes al things possible,
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Ure so sexy u drive
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number
Youre Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent
Youre Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact youre becoming more like me everyday!
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?