mujhay
aap
se
kuch
ke hna hai
wohi
3
lafz
jo
s ub
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho
mujhay
aap
se
kuch
kehna hai
wohi
3
lafz
jo
sub
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho lain
i...
love....
Pakistan...Arsal
As a person u r:
=>
As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!By TC
jub subah jago tu kalma
jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho afsheen
EYES: to look at u.
HAND:
EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me....
So alkways remeber me!!!Prio
ek aap ho ki kitne
ek aap ho ki kitne achche ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ek aap ho kitne sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja raha hoon. frasat
Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
BCoz
I, Have One Of My Own Malik
i'm at thepolice station at
i'm at thepolice station at moment, they acussed me of being nice, handsome and lovely, so wat am i going to do now!! Medupi
Taste this sms!!
Do u feel
Taste this sms!!
Do u feel te taste of ginger?
No??
Obviously!!!!
BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD...SEHRISH
aap ke liye film me
aap ke liye film me baat ki hai,chota sa role hai, heroin aap ko gufa me le jakar goli mar degi.
Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki maut"montu
In Urdu
jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh
cute
intellizent
smart
sweet
brave
nahi hai to kia hua jisne bheja hai woh to hai na.
from karachi samira
main
bewakoof
main
bew akoof
main
bewakoof
ma in
bewakoof
ahista bolo yaar yahan tak
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
ahista bolo yaar yahan tak awaaz aa rahi hayhurmat
when u feel sad, to
when u feel sad, to cheer up. just go to the mirror and say, "damn i am soooooooo cute" u will overcome ur sadness but don't make it habit. coz liars go to hell.....hurmat
Rose, lotus, tulips, sunflower all
Rose, lotus, tulips, sunflower all flowers r nice & sweet but they have no comparison wid u bcoz..........."Gobhi kay phool ki tu baat he kuch aur hay"......hurmat
zindagi main teen cheezain kabhi
zindagi main teen cheezain kabhi bhi aa sakti hain
paisa
mout
aur
???
aur..??
aur...aur?
bolo bhi......
mera msg.........hurmat
CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF
CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA
bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:) mehnaz venjhar
1 thing I like about
1 thing I like about u ki tum har kaam dil laga ke katre ho, Kyunki dimaag ka option to aapke pass hai hi nahidyson
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila
Ye Sookha Ander Jata Hai,
aur,Gila Bahir Ata Hai,
Phele Chota Hota Hai,
Phir Ye Mota Hota Hai,
Jab Ye Ander Rehta Hai,
To Ye Red Kar Deta Hai,
Thori Dair Helane Ke Bad
Jab Esai Bahir Nekalo,
To Apne Kam Dikha Kar Ye,
Bejan Sa Bahir Ata Hai,
Kuch Aur Nahin Hai Ye,
Es Ko
LIPTON TEA BAG ,Kahty Hain.Mujtaba Baloch
Qayamat k din farishton ne
Qayamat k din farishton ne kaha ke sub apne gunnah likh den,sub likh rahe te k achanak ap ke awaz aiee,
"EXTRA SHEET NEEDED" Mukhoji
kanhihoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy
har bureey
kanhihoonslaa bhi aazmaana chaieyy
har bureey waqt mai mudkurana chahieyeye
jab dus dinoo mai kujhley naa mittey
tau 11vey din naha leena chaieyeyirfaan
the best quality i like
the best quality i like in u is that ..............u r very sentimental
1% senti
99% mental...............hurmat
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo. lovebird
aik khuaab
aik khayal
aik haqeeqat
aik khuaab
aik khayal
aik haqeeqat ho tum
dosti main perhney wali her zaroorat ho tum
jesay roz aik SMS ker ne ko dil kare
aray yaar ajeeb museebat ho tum zubi
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms
Namaskaar! zinda ho to 1sms karo, aasmaan mechale gaye ho to baarish bhejo, Swarg me ho to APSRAA bhejo, aur agar NARAK me ho to... to....... to.. ENJOY THERE.madni
AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal
AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,.....
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....!Fareen Pasaya from mumbai
"Lord, BLESS this friend so
"Lord, BLESS this friend so dear to me, with all her NEEDS only you can see. Keep her SAFE and keep her FREE, for she's GUD LOOKING just like me." Amen. keytie
Warning, cell phones cause radiations
Warning, cell phones cause radiations which results in brain damage, but u r safe, it only affects people with brain. How lucky u r, no brain, no tension.By Adeela
I want to kill the
I want to kill the
SWEETEST,
SMARTEST,
CHARMING,
ATTRACTIVE &
GOOD LOOKING Person on earth,
but then I thought my friend ....
SUCIDE is a crime.Jeet (Mumbai)
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha
teri sula ke lu?
ya bitha ke lu?
ya tujhe karu khada
ya fir terijuka-jukake lu?
ab tu hi bata
ki mein teri...
photo kaise lu. Rajesh
just go to hell
yes you
u
just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.Raj
Can v do romance in
Can v do romance in the evening today?
I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting
Reply me soon
urs lovingly,
"MOSQUITO" by sandgirl**frend4ever
sirf tumhare liye chand tare
sirf tumhare liye chand tare chode doon, honda city, mercedes, bmw sari dolat chode doon itna kafi ha ya do chaar aur chode doon. mumtaz
i belive u so much.
i belive u so much. i trusted u so much. but u told my secret to every one. why did u told every one that i am so beautiful. Mady
Let the most beautiful dream
Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....Preety
Musharraf sahab ko india par
Musharraf sahab ko india par attack ke liye 500 bandro ki zaroorat hai,499 phonch chukay hai is liye message padhkar foran niklo. Naveed Jafri
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE
I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.Sudarshan
Hum dua karte hain Khuda
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se, ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas, kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!ALI AFZAL
If u Punch me,I dont
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY"ATM CARD" nasim mahanagar
if i need "Brain Transplantation"
if i need "Brain Transplantation" i will perfer your brain...
dont think that you are a genious.......... i need a brain which is never used beforeALI AFZAL
Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;
Husan
Rozay mahshar sawal hoon gay;
Husan walay kharab hoon gay;
Bewafa shumar hoon gay;
Pehli suf may JANAB hoon gay; By Asif
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A
Those Sparkling Eyes
That Amazing Face
A 100watt smile
The Enthu Stride
The Cheerful Talk
Charming stud
I'm still The same
hw r u?...wts up?by Sa Ak
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! ........by Sa Ak
woh konsi jagha hai jaha
woh konsi jagha hai jaha mard aur aurat ke baal CURLY hote hai
KYA!
kitna ganda sochte ho.........
I am talking about AFRICA
sudhar jao!!By Sonia
Suno kahana hoo .....................
Ja ha ho
Suno kahana hoo .....................
Jaha ho wahi rahna ..................
3-4 gahntte tak bahar nahi niklana ..........
Tumaharee jan ko khatra hai ..........
Bahir Bandar pakerne wale phir rahe hain .....By Umair
u r a donkey
d 4
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young By Shibz
Arz kiya hai:
I am a
Arz kiya hai:
I am a dog and u r a flower,
gaur farmaiega I am a dog and u r a flower,
so let me lift my leg n give u a shower! By amjad hanif
When I was born Devil
When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....By Ali
IN case of fire read
IN case of fire read this message...................
..........I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOT.By ALI AFZAL
What wiil you be doing
What wiil you be doing on the weekend?
I want someone to look after my dog.By Ndia
I have won a holiday
I have won a holiday trip to Cyprus with 5family members and 2friends.
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused
SORRY.... SORRY.... SORRY.....SORRY....Dont get confused ,Arey Baba SORRY means: S-Some,O-One Is,R-Really,R-Rememberinhg Y-You.....Have A wonderful day...By Shaizi
when i was born satan
when i was born satan said another god and when you were born satan said competition.rato