Love sms hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt fit,fos
hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt
fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3,
muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..
can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.slezz


Love sms R u Male or Female
R u Male or Female ???
Wants to know the answer...
Then see down . . . .
Not here u fooooooool...Abhishek

Love sms Pehle gale se lagao, Phir
Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...Abhishek

Love sms ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH
ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.......HONEY

Love sms I ask god a Flower
I ask god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob no......george

Love sms Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi. Sagar
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! soha


Love sms I luv the way it
I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush Zizo

Love sms Dark were those Days without
Dark were those Days without UR sight....When I was in Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.......THANK YOU SO MUCH U "T U B EL I G H T" saaya

Love sms Which Part... of a man's
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
HEART!!! But i luv the way u think... Nikhil +919327007232

Love sms say e say ee say eee say eeee say
say e
say ee
say eee
say eeee
say eeeee
say eeeeee
very good
now go & brush ur teeth.. gud dayNaresh

Love sms Someone told me dat u
Someone told me dat u r no. 1 flirt. Is dat true
F- FRIENDLY
L- LOVELYFUL
I - INTELLIGENT
R - ROMANTIC
T - TRUTHFUL
SO KEEP ON FLIRTING Sammy

Love sms i saw sumthing in da
i saw sumthing in da shop window today. it was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable. i was supposed to buy it for u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION zaizo

Love sms Found! Loading.... ||| 10% |||||| 30% ||||| |||||||||| 100% Done! You Are SUCCESSFULLY LOADED IN
Found!
Loading....
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10%
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30%
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100%
Done!
You Are
SUCCESSFULLY
LOADED IN MY HEART..Falak.kmk

Love sms Main Bewakoof Main Pagal Main Bewakoof Main Bewakoof Main
Main Bewakoof
Main Pagal
Main Bewakoof
Main Bewakoof
Main Pagal
Main Bewakoof
Aahista Boolo tumhari Aawaz Yahan Tak Aa Rahi hai :-) by Ruma Ansari Ruma Ansari (Pakistan)

Love sms 3+3 = 8 bataoo kese
3+3 = 8 bataoo kese hoa??
bataoo bataoo??
nahi maloom??
mian bataon ??
"Ghalti Say" d:-D Ruma Ansari (Pakistan)

Love sms PADHNE baithe he they gaur kijiye
PADHNE baithe he they
gaur kijiye ga
padhne baithe he they
kiki
ki
ki
LIGHT CHALI GAYI. Tumul

Love sms kadam kadam pehawa ki aahat
kadam kadam pehawa ki aahat kadihaan rakhna;
MUSHKIL samay meinb dosti ko yaadrakhna;
humari yadon kiKHUSHBU zaror ayegi
tum bus apni NAAksaaf rakhna. breaking heart

Love sms hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
hum app k hain kuan
kuch bhi nahin Asif

Love sms Kari Jao Kari Jao Kari Jao Kari Jao Besharmon
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Besharmon Ki Tarah
SMS Receive Kari Jao
Kabhi Reply Na Kerna!!! Sheikh VG

Love sms Allah aap ki umar lambi
Allah aap ki umar lambi kary..
Allah aap ko nokri dy..
Allah aap ko khush rakhy..
ALLAH aap ko barkat dy..
yaad ho gaya na
chalo phir catora uthao or shuro ho jao.. mehnaz venjahar

Love sms plz don't read this nahi to nahi
plz don't read this
nahi to
nahi to hojay ga
?
aary wohi
jis sy hum darty hain
?
?
wohi jo is umar main aksar hojata hai
?
?dakha ho gaya na
?
?
time waste or kia mehnaz venjahar

Love sms so sweet ur smile??? so sweet
so sweet ur smile???
so sweet is urstyle???
so sweet is ur voice???
so sweet r ur eyes??
see how sweetly i lie:) mehnaz venjhar

Love sms I saw u on the
I saw u on the roof 1 day,
U were looking so pretty,
Ur face so divine,
Ur walk so perfect,
My heart started 2 sing a song:
ud kothay uton kaawaan way tExTiLiOn

Love sms GO TO HELL,YES UU, U
GO TO HELL,YES UU, U ,,,ONLY UUU, BCOZ U CHANGE HELL INTO HEAVEN,,KEEP IN TOUCH JOKER

Love sms KYA HUA JO USNE RACHA
KYA HUA JO USNE RACHA LEE MEHANDI,
HUM BHI AAB SEHRA SAJAYEGE"
"MUJHE PATA THA KI VO APNE NASEEB MEI NAHIN,
AAB USKI CHOTI BEHEN KO PATAYENGE" Rajeev

Love sms Ek Dost Banaya jaye, jisay
Ek Dost Banaya jaye,
jisay palkoon pay bathaya jaye,
ho kuch mera aur uss ka rishta aisa k,
jab wo rahe udas to ham se bhi na muskraya jaye.Mr. Kahloon

Love sms this time i'm sure and
this time i'm sure and i'm gonna say it......
i
i l
i lo
i lov
i love
i love y
i love yo
i love yougurt: especially with rice hurmat

Love sms Hi sweetheart, Doing nothing? Then make aplace
Hi sweetheart,
Doing nothing?
Then make aplace 4 me in ur Heart!
I may come there any time!
Ur's faithfully
"HEART ATTACK!"fathee

Love sms aj apko dekha najane kion ap
aj apko dekha
najane kion ap bdle bdle lag rhe the
mera dil mje mjboor krta hai k kch kh doon pr dar lgta hai pr khna to pRe ga k..........naak saaf kr lein

Love sms Good NEWS:) Free accomodation(khana peena rent
Good NEWS:)
Free accomodation(khana peena rent sab free)4 More information just Dial 15.prince868

Love sms hey u scared ? but
hey u scared ? but i dont think ..how can u, yea thatz what im thinking we scared becuz of gost but u r the brilliant one of those Arish bukhari

Love sms lakri ki kaathi, kaathi ka
lakri ki kaathi, kaathi ka ghoora, ghoorey ki dum pe jo maara hathoora, ghoora dhora . ghoora dhoora ..dum daba k dhoora, ary hey mr tum kahan dhoor rahey ho ghoorey ki baat chal rahi hai Arish bukhari

Love sms kitney laalchi shaks nickley tum,
kitney laalchi shaks nickley tum, huhh mein kabhi soch bhi nahi sakhta tha.. jub koi cheez aati hai tou thora sabar hi kar leyte hain ek dum sey sms read karney lagey, chimpanzi ki akhiri nasal huhh bye Arish bukhari

Love sms garifta dil tha roya tha
garifta dil tha roya tha yaad ker k tujhey.tamam raat nahi soya yaad kerk tujhey. oof khudaya yeh bijli kab ayegi.umer

Love sms yes you u really disspointed
yes you
u really disspointed me
i trusted u so much but UR big mouth is never SHUT
why don't u stop telling others my secret?
that
I M CUTE Taha

Love sms i hv a confesion to
i hv a confesion to make.ever since ive known u its kinda of hard to forget u .every nite u appears in my dreams and i find myself shouting "spook spook"lufuno

Love sms dil chahata hay, tum say
dil chahata hay, tum say milnay ko dil chahata hay, tum ko daikhnay ko dil chahata hay, mager ye stupid gate ceeper kia keh raha hay.....................aaj zoo band hay???

Love sms no visits.......... no calls........... no missed calls........ no
no visits..........
no calls...........
no missed calls........
no sms\'s............
no mails...............
no chat............
i m worried..........u r in jail again???hurmat

Love sms have u done 2 of
have u done 2 of thae most important things when u woke up today????
1) pray , so that u may live long
2) take a bath so that other can live long.......hurmat

Love sms why do donkey eat grass? .....?? ......?? ?? ...........???????? oooooooppppsssss!!!!
why do donkey eat grass?
.....??
......????
...........????????
oooooooppppsssss!!!! i'm sorry. it's ur personal matter. hurmat

Love sms mujhay aap se kuch ke hna hai wohi 3 lafz jo s ub ki dilon ki dharkan ko cho
mujhay
aap
se
kuch
kehna hai
wohi
3
lafz
jo
sub
ki dilon
ki dharkan
ko cho lain
i...
love....
Pakistan...Arsal

Love sms As a person u r: =>
As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!By TC

Love sms jub subah jago tu kalma
jub subah jago tu kalma tayaba parho.
jub pani peny lago tu bismillah parho.
jub mujhy dekho tu subhanallah parho.
jub shesha dekho tu laholawala parho afsheen

Love sms EYES: to look at u. HAND:
EYES: to look at u.
HAND: to pray for u.
MIND: to remember u.
HEART: to make friendship with u.
and
LEG: to kick u if u forget me....
So alkways remeber me!!!Prio

Love sms ek aap ho ki kitne
ek aap ho ki kitne achche ek aap ho ki kitne pyare ek aap ho kitne sundar ek aap ho ki kitne sachche aur ek main hon jo jhoot pe jhoot bole ja raha hoon. frasat

Love sms Hey, I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
Hey,
I, Dont Need Ur Attitude
BCoz
I, Have One Of My Own Malik

Love sms i'm at thepolice station at
i'm at thepolice station at moment, they acussed me of being nice, handsome and lovely, so wat am i going to do now!! Medupi

Love sms Taste this sms!! Do u feel
Taste this sms!!
Do u feel te taste of ginger?
No??
Obviously!!!!
BANDAR KYA JANEY ADRAK KA SAWAD...SEHRISH

Love sms aap ke liye film me
aap ke liye film me baat ki hai,chota sa role hai, heroin aap ko gufa me le jakar goli mar degi.
Film ka naam hai "Gufa me kutte ki maut"montu
In Urdu
jo is sms ko padh raha hai woh
cute
intellizent
smart
sweet
brave
nahi hai to kia hua jisne bheja hai woh to hai na.
from karachi samira

Love sms main bewakoof main bew akoof main bewakoof ma in bewakoof ahista bolo yaar yahan tak
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
main
bewakoof
ahista bolo yaar yahan tak awaaz aa rahi hayhurmat