baby u are the bomb
baby u are the bomb surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!! wize-up
CAN UTHINK
" 2+ 5 =11
CAN UTHINK
" 2+ 5 =11 "
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NAHI MAULOOM
THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO.
ABHI BHEE NHAI?
OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA.
?
"GALTEESE"RIZI
A - U'r Attractive B
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I want to kiss ur
I want to kiss ur lips
I want to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur tunk
I want to touch ur teeth
But u dun worry
I m ur friend dentonic!! kaash +923216968081
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Log kehte hai ki khuda
Log kehte hai ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai. Red King
Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle
Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle main similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi milne waal,aur sabse badi similarity "DHAKKAN"roshan
Only the open heart receives
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!Shafqat
I Love "u" , I
I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!! Nasir Latif
1 msg received...
1 cool person
1 msg received...
1 cool person sent it...
1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!! kj willy
Tumhien pata hai bahens ka
Tumhien pata hai bahens ka munh kala hoota hai,
Nahi pata?
Vakaee nahii pata??
Koee baat nahi.
AAINA DEKH LO. fiza
All ways keep your LOVER'S
All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this... prapti
Scientists all over the world
Scientists all over the world
r wondering how long a human
being can live without a brain...
Kindly tell them ur age... Mahiwaal
Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can
Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the jokerMahiwaal
After engagement : Superman
After
After engagement : Superman
After Marriage : Gentleman
After 10 years : Watchman
After 20 years : Doberman Mahiwaal
Sincere Apology: If u dont
Sincere Apology: If u dont like
any of my SMS n dont like 2 read,
then plz dont hesitate, feel free
to..... throw ur mobile!! Mahiwaal
Birds love you,
monkeys love
Birds love you,
monkeys love you,
hippos love you,
snakes love you,
tortoise love you,
giraffe loves you.....
Please go back to ZOO,
they all really miss you! Mahiwaal
My friend, the best quality
My friend, the best quality
that I like about u is that,
U R very sentimental ....
10% Senti and 90% Mental..! Mahiwaal
I ve written nice poem
I ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far Mahiwaal
Earth may stop Rotating,
Earth may stop Rotating,
Birds may stop Flying,
Candles may stop Melting,
Fishes may stop Swimming,
Heart may stop Beating,
But your Brain will
never start working! Mahiwaal
Good news fom U Rent
Good news fom U Rent free accomondation (Khana, Peena, Peena, Sona, Rehana.... Sab Free) For more details Just dail 100. Darshan
If you have any problms-
If you have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll elp you. If you don't have any problms- Bindas tell me, i'll create sum4u! "After all Hum Hai Kisliye" Darshan
Sincer Apology; if u don't
Sincer Apology; if u don't like to any of my SMS & dont like to read, then plz don't hesitate, feel free to...... THROW Ur MOBILE!! Darshan
**Preaty
**Karina
**Ami sha
**Rani
**Ash
**Sus h
**Shilpa
**Rakhi
**B ipasha
**Mallika
**Megh na
**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY
**Preaty
**Karina
**Amisha
**Rani
**Ash
**Sush
**Shilpa
**Rakhi
**Bipasha
**Mallika
**Meghna
**All Wish U ADVANCE HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN Darshan
A Rose alwyas Rose whether
A Rose alwyas Rose whether it is in golden pot or in dustbin. Same way U R alwyas my friend Wheter U R in Central Jail Or in Mental Hospital... Darshan
chup chup rehti ho...
kuch nehi
chup chup rehti ho...
kuch nehi kehti ho....
kya!
kya!
kya goongi ho???? saadia hassan
Its too heard to loose
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.0761146292 floyd
Hey hav you heared the
Hey hav you heared the news?..Now phone call will be billed according to ur Brain size.Bigger ur brain is,much will b the call rate.
"VOILA"!!!YOU CAN MAKE FREE CALLS NOW!Shohag
Hay Baby ! If you
Hay Baby ! If you were a hamberger at McDonald's, I would like to say you McVerySexy Osmana
Open My Heart
Get Inside
If You
Open My Heart
Get Inside
If You Found SomeElse Inside My Heart
Just Say Hi And Sit Down With Him Squall
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Good looks catch the eyes,
but
Good looks catch the eyes,
but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it... habeeba
If god comes and asks
If god comes and asks for a wish," Bill-Gates may ask,'I want to be the master of IT forever. Aishwarya may ask,'No other girl in the coming generations shouldn't be more beautiful than me.'But I will ask to keep u healthy always and attack me instead."I LOVE U SOOO MUCH". Kishore
when u r alone...
when
when u r alone...
when ur crying.....
when ur upset....
when ur sad......
just make a call to me....becoz incoming is free for me.... Satheesh
Today, tommorow and yesterday there
Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! Mukhoji
roses are red,violets are blue,
roses are red,violets are blue, the bulldog next door reminds me of you pelo
Once a baby monkey ask
Once a baby monkey ask his mum...."mum why r v so ugly?"Mum replies..."Beta essa mat bol kio k jo yeh sms parh raha hay wo hum sai bhi ugly hay Sweetlarki_aliza
Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad
Jis Tarah Shereen Bina Farhad Mar Gaya
Jis tarah Laila Bina Majnoon Mar Gaya
Bilkul Usi tarah
haan Usi tarh
yeh kabhi bhi mat sochna k main tumhare bina mar jaonga......lolz.... Ajnabee
AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP
AB BASANTI AA KAR AAP KE SAMNE DANCE KAREGI
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
WAIT.....
BASANTI KUTTON KE SAMNE DANCE NAHIEN KARTImukesh
Opn ur legs n get
Opn ur legs n get on top of me..well,
do ur thng nice n slow..,open it wide so
dat u can do ur thng quik,
There u go!!u've jst dropd a bomb on me [Toilet] slezz
hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt
fit,fos
hold it gently,put2fingrs,if dey dnt
fit,fos dem in,if de hole's big enaf,put3,
muv up&down,slowly..ooh yes..
can u fil it? dats how u wash a glass.slezz
R u Male or Female
R u Male or Female ???
Wants to know the answer...
Then see down . . . .
Not here u fooooooool...Abhishek
Pehle gale se lagao, Phir
Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo...
Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao..
Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo...Abhishek
ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH
ANDHE KAY HATH MAY TORCH .
BEHRAY KAY HATH MAY RADIO..
GUNGAY KAY HATH MAY MIC..
OR.......... APP KAY HATH MAY
(MOBILE).......
KIA ZAMANA AAGAYA HAY.......HONEY
I ask god a Flower
I ask god a Flower ,he give me agarden. i ask a tree, he give me a Forest. iask a lake , he gave me An ocean, Iask a fool, he gave UR Mob no......george
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi! soha
I luv the way it
I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush Zizo
Dark were those Days without
Dark were those Days without UR sight....When I was in Darkness U gave me Light.....U gave me Light 2 make Life Bright.......THANK YOU SO MUCH U "T U B EL I G H T" saaya
Which Part...
of a man's
Which Part...
of a man's body
has no bone
full of veins
loves pumping
and responsible 4
making LOVE!
ANSWER:
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now go & brush ur teeth.. gud dayNaresh