Maine pucha chand se ki
Maine pucha chand se ki dekha hai koi mere yaar sa haseen.....Chand ne kaha...Dimag mat kha,itne upar se kya"TAMBURA DIKHEGA"....!! Keshav(919979077868)
Jab tumhe uparwale ne tapkaya
Jab tumhe uparwale ne tapkaya hoga use bahut maja aaya hoga,Hasi di bachon wali,Surat di bholi bhali,Mizaz diya cool,Aur dimag dena gaya bhool....!!! Keshav(919979077868)
Thought for the future generation:
Thought for the future generation: Don't marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several women happy.zaibi 03217566867
Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White
Red Rose: Luv
Yelloe Rose: Friendship
White Rose: Peace
Which Rose for u?
Nima Rose. Tan ki Durgandh Dur Kare, De Taazgizaibi 03217566867
Teri awaz sunne ko jab
Teri awaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon, to ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon. Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon, to cartoon network laga leta hoon. Waqt hona chaiye kisi ko yaad karne ke liye, bahane to apne aap hi mil jate hainzaibi 03217566867
It takes 15 trees to
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMSzaibi 03217566867
Dream makes everything possible, Hope
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teethzaibi 03217566867
Do u know similarity between
Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.zaibi 03217566867
Baba ji ka mela laga
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha haizaibi 03217566867
Legs utha ke karo,
Tange faila
Legs utha ke karo,
Tange faila ke karo,
Ghuma ghuma ke karo,
Aage peechey dono taraf karo,
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga
Oye I'm talking abt Yogazaibi 03217566867
( MUJHSE SHADDI KAROGI )
( MUJHSE SHADDI KAROGI )
Aaj rat tak soch lo kal ko ammi abu bhai aapi sub ko betha ker mashwara ker k person lazmi jawab dena k yeh diouloge ki film ka hai ! ha ha ha faisal
Q:Which Boy Has the permission
Q:Which Boy Has the permission to go to a girl's bathroom and touch her every where he likes?
A:Lifebouy Babar
ARZ kia hia k main
ARZ kia hia k main ja raha tha k woh aa gaye ...o shit :( mujy phir Toilet jana para ....Hamid ali .. 03026634069
Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly UglyBus.......
Hugli Hugli
Dugli Dugli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly UglyBus.......
Hanso mat ye rung kaala karnay ka mantar tha jo tum nay parh lia!!! Barbei
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any jobNadeesha
R u mad?
Y r u
R u mad?
Y r u reading me?
There is nothing in me.
Just stop it, u r wasting ur time.
I think u will never stop reading me.
OK
Read me nowNadeesha
2 Prove his love..
he swam
2 Prove his love..
he swam the DEEPEST river..
crossed the HOTTEST dessert..
climbed the HIGHEST mountain..
she..
divorced him coz....
HE WAS NEVER AT HOME !!Ann
HEY YOU KNOW! THAT YOU
HEY YOU KNOW! THAT YOU ARE SO SWEET? DO YOU KNOW Y BCOZ I HAVE SEEN THOUSANDS "BEE" AROUND YOU mohsin
in day i miss u
at
in day i miss u
at night i miss u
in morning i miss u
i miss u every moment
i miss u every second
i miss u alot.......
my stolen chappal i really miss u usman
KOI GUM NAHI MAGAR DIL
KOI GUM NAHI MAGAR DIL UDAAS HAI
TUJ SAY KOI RISHTA NAHI PHIR BI EK AAS HAI
KEHNAY KO BOHAT HAIN APNAY MAGAR
TU AIK KHAAS HAI
ZYADA EMOTIONAL NA HONA
UPAR SAB BAKWAAS HAI HOTI adilmehboob0321-4870654
Hr Khushi Ko Teri Taraf
Hr Khushi Ko Teri Taraf Morr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Chaand Tarey Torr Doun Ga
Terey Liye Mussaraton Ke Darwazey Khol Doun Ga
Ik Bar Hans Kar Dikha,Terey Sarey Daant Torr Doun Ga adilmehboob0321-4870654
A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A
A SCIENTEST CANNOT B A PRESIDENT BUT KALAM PROVED IT. A CONDUCTOR CANNOT B A SUPERSTAR BUT RAJNIKANT PROVED IT. A MONKEY CANNOT OPERATE A MOBILE BUT YES, U DID IT.: jain
those who cant av me
those who cant av me HATE ME ...
those who ABUSE ME lose me...
those who av me cant handle me ...
an then theres people like u who cant refuse me claire dwyer
Whats the difference between a
Whats the difference between a Kiss,a Car, & a Monkey? A kiss is so Dear, A car is too Dear, & the Monkey is you Dear.Osman 0301-4876609
I need you... I love
I need you... I love you... I can't go anywhere without you... Oh my lovely... SHOES !Osman 0301-4876609
A - U'r Attractive B
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - KiddingOsman 0301-4876609
Dark were those days, without
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT ! Osman 0301-4876609
Can u pronounce good english:-
Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof, shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barkingOsman 0301-4876609
Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam:
Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" Osman 0301-4876609
Ure so sexy u drive
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number mk
pehle hath
mai lo
fir
sedha karo
fir
muh mai
pehle hath
mai lo
fir
sedha karo
fir
muh mai lo
aur
thok lagao
fir ander
ghusao
kitna muhskil
haina
SUI MAI DHAGA
DALNA ..HAHAHAH Sameer
some callme funny,some one call
some callme funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut upu!!!!!!!!!!by jiya
Din ko chain nahi, raat
Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai. Osman 0301-4876609
Police is looking for someone
Police is looking for someone described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE Osman 0301-4876609
If people say UR CUTE
If people say UR CUTE punch them they can't fool u like that.Osman 0301-4876609
My friend the best quality
My friend the best quality tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL
10% SENTI
90% MENTAL Osman 0301-4876609
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum.
Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
Aur barish mein.
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai M.Tahir Kasuri
so sweet is ur smile,so
so sweet is ur smile,so sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur voice................see how sweet r my lies saleem.capri
I want to see tears
I want to see tears in your eyes,but but but tears of HAPPINESS.SHABBIR
khabi khabi main sochta hoon
khabi khabi main sochta hoon k dunya ki sab se azeem, handsome, cute boy ko jaan se mardoon.. likan jub main tandey dimagh se sochta hoon to pata chlata hai k ye to Khudkushi hogi. 4m Sashi
baby u are the bomb
baby u are the bomb surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!! wize-up
CAN UTHINK
" 2+ 5 =11
CAN UTHINK
" 2+ 5 =11 "
KASY AYA?
SOCHO_SOCHO
NAHI MAULOOM
THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO.
ABHI BHEE NHAI?
OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA.
?
"GALTEESE"RIZI
A - U'r Attractive B
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding fehmi
I want to kiss ur
I want to kiss ur lips
I want to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur tunk
I want to touch ur teeth
But u dun worry
I m ur friend dentonic!! kaash +923216968081
sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur
sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay kaash +923216968081
Log kehte hai ki khuda
Log kehte hai ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai. Red King
Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle
Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle main similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi milne waal,aur sabse badi similarity "DHAKKAN"roshan
Only the open heart receives
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!Shafqat
I Love "u" , I
I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!! Nasir Latif
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1 cool person
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1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!! kj willy