How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch
How to kill mosqiuito?
1. Catch it alive.
2. Tie its legs.
3. Then make a "Gudgudi" in its stomach.
4. n When mosquito laughs, catch its mouth...
n pour a spoon of poison.....
Mission Accomplished.... Amit
we gathered in a large
we gathered in a large hall, an angel asked us 2 write down our sins b4 going heaven, b4 i could start witing mine, i heard u shouting: EXTRA SHEETS PLZ............Shehran Ayub.
bacha ne kaha dady dady
bacha ne kaha dady dady mujha bandhar dekhna hai dady kaha nahi baata nahi bandhar habi sms par rahahai haseeb
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh.
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..By chammalhey
Today is an international day
Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done.........By Ikram
yaad hai jab hum pehli
yaad hai jab hum pehli bar mile the....station andheri thi, train ruki thi,achanak tum aye aur bole,"allah ke nam pe kuch dede baba" By Rini
kya aap k ser per
kya aap k ser per seing hain ? kya aap k ser per waqae seing nahi? koi baat nahi dear ghaday k ser per bhi seing nahi hotay. By Ansari
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi
aap jaisa koi meri zindagi main aaye to baat banjaye,ap jaisa cute meri zindagi main aye to baat banjaye,aap jaisa sweet meri zindagi main aye to baaat ban jaye,aap jaisa bawkoof meri in jhoti baaton per yaqeen karay to pagal banjaye by dilwala abdi
"when i call u,one ring
"when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA
I saw u on a
I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.WHO LETS THE DOG OUT
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan
Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg--- -150kg-----100kg------50k g-----10kg-----what comes next ------u.ha
150 kg-----100kg-----180kg----150kg-----100kg------50kg-----10kg-----what comes next ------u.ha ha ha ha
A psychological study prove that
A psychological study prove that monkeys use thumbs to read messages.Dont change your fingure, its too late now
I want to suck you...
I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
3 tips to break a
3 tips to break a mirror: 1. Throw stone on mirror.... 2. Take mirror and just drop it.... 3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
Keep in touch with me..
Keep in touch with me.. Otherwise 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31& 32 your all teeth will be broken.
Winter comes again n again,
Winter comes again n again, Summer comes again n again, But the person like you will not come again, Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again....
If ever un ur life
If ever un ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything,Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from....
Mistakes are not crime,If u
Mistakes are not crime,If u can rectify those mistakes they are the key to success...For example GOD created U so what?Then he created Me....
U picked me up,U took
U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.By Uzaal
Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I
Sometimes my mind asks..
Why I miss you?
Why I care for you?
Why I remember You?..
Then my Heart answered it's simple...
BEACUSE FOOL NEEDS MORE CARE!!By Uzaal
No matter how high the
No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU....
They're none of YOUR BUSINESS!!By Uzaal
The United Nations has assigned
The United Nations has assigned 1000 soldiers to look for Osamma Bin Laden in the caves but only 999 are ready to leave.The other one is busy reading this sms...By Vinz
the police are looking for
the police are looking for a suspect who is smart,sexy,witty&very good looking...so where are u gonna hide me?
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...
Husn
Sharab Bani To Maikhane bane...
Husn Bana to Deewane bane...
Kuch to baat hai aapme, Yu hi nahi Pagal khane bane... ha ha ha!
Star + Moon = romanticNight
Star + Moon = romanticNight Bird + Sky = Luvly Day Forest + Animal = Refreshing U + Ur Smile = BHAAGO BHUT AAYA
Dream makes al things possible,
Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, loves makes al things beautiful, smile makes all the above so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!
Ure so sexy u drive
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number
Youre Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent
Youre Attractive Gorgeous Sexy Intelligent Smart Charming Sophisticated Fit Kind & Generous. In fact youre becoming more like me everyday!
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable
Those innocent eyes... Those kissable lips... A great smile... The perfect walk... Smoothest talk... Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
I saw sumthing in da
I saw sumthing in da shop window 2day.It was stunning sexy cute beautiful & adorable.I was supposed 2buy it4u till i realised it was my own REFLECTION
Ur cute gorgeous fine &
Ur cute gorgeous fine & dandy.really sexy u make me randy.ur good wiv ur mouth & also in bed oops sorry wrong number 4get wot I said!
What did the elephant say
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
Q:What is the difference between
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!!
This message was sent exclusively
This message was sent exclusively for the handsome and the beautiful. We have obviously sent it to the wrong number.We are truly sorry for the inconvenience
Stars + Moon=Romantic night, birds+sky=Lovely
Stars + Moon=Romantic night, birds+sky=Lovely day, animals + forest=refreshing world, u+ ur smile=O my God Ami Bhooooooot By Akkaash
Last Nite d Devils Came
Last Nite d Devils Came To My Room... They Wanted To Trouble Good People I Suggested ur Name 2 Them They Said 'OH! NO! We Can't Disturb Our BOSS!' By Baasha
lauhging is best medison ,so
lauhging is best medison ,so laugh ,loudly ,more loudly, arey baba loudly loudly bola na ,congrats u have won free entry to , mental hospitalBy Rashid
Life without u is impossible,
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, in my blood, cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Yes I cant live without u,,,,Oxygen By Asim
Both of you go up
Both of you go up and down, protection is tight,
keeping it up all damn night, never tired always alert.....
I Know you love....Your job as a SECURITY GUARD.!!By Uzaal
ku kata ka ka ku
ku
ku kata ka ka ku
ku ke ki ki ka ga
ga gi gu kaka ki
ki ki ka
Congratulations!
U have successfully learnt the monkey's language.
LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL
LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS:
SOFT SUNSETS,
PAINTED RAINBOWS
DELICATE BLOSSOMS
LUV & LAUGHTER
QUIET MOMENTS &
FANTATIC PEOPLE LIKE ME
Aaj kal mun kar
raha
Aaj kal mun kar
raha hai ki main
tumhe
kabhi bhi mauka
dekh kar
sabke samne
ek
k
ki
kis
kiss
kissa sunau
thanedaar ka
DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES
DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above workpossible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!
Promise me v r true
Promise me v r true frendz,
i'm lamp u r lite,
i'm coke u r sprite,
i'm saawan u r baadal,
i'm normal u r paagal... ha ha ha
Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City-
Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha
dosti ka safar lamba hain
dosti ka safar lamba hain to kya huan?ek kadam tum baro...............ek kadam hum bare............baad mein rickshaw le lenge!!!!!By Aish
mosum he dewana dil hai
mosum he dewana dil hai mastana ,aise mein tum? tum? han tum?tum? tum ?tum ?tum ?lux se do bar nahanaBy Taswar
The NHS regrets to inform
The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience. By Ikram Marwat
A-u r attractive, B- u
A-u r attractive, B- u r best, C- u r cute, D-u r dear, E-u r excellent, F- u r funny,G-u r great, H-he he he, I-i am, J-joking.By Nazo