Boys say it's great, boys
Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine.
9 months later they say it's not mine ! ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times"
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sardar where going on a
sardar where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...! sonu Burhanpur
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg;-)
always keep a picture of
always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one
lady drinking coke, machar falls
lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaaaaaaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa
girl:aamir u will try to
girl:aamir u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
teacher: anita ne gass kai
teacher: anita ne gass kai : is ka future tens batao?
sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha
It is said that inzamam
It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance.
aj ki taza khabar 10
aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .
plz press down 4 details. . .
Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...SaaMer 03002711588
a guy & his girlfriend
a guy & his girlfriend were bored anb had nothing 2 do,de guy suggested:'let's play a little game,i'll b chiefs and u b pirates.de girl protested:no no,u just want 2 f**ck me..// vutomi
man1:did u know that more
man1:did u know that more than 97% of the ppl have tv's than bathtubs??...
man2: which proves that more brains are washed than bodies... Anopheles
woman:"last night i dreamt of
woman:"last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace"
man:"tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it"
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A mobile is like women
A mobile is like women :- TALKS NON-STOP, COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE..SaaMer 03002711588
Teacher: What r the people
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.SaaMer 03002711588
Boy asks: Tute hue dil
Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..SaaMer 03002711588
A Nurse come in Doc's
A Nurse come in Doc's Room.
Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt?
Nurse ans:
Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use. SANIA
a baby boy & baby
a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab.
baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.
can i touch your peen,
OH NO NEVER.
you have already broken your own SANIA
Pledge of BOYS - India
Pledge of BOYS - India is our nation,girls r our destination, dating is our occupation, flirting is our proffesion,to hell with education... BABBU
Ek bus mein ladko aur
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao...SaaMer 03002711588
Boy to girl in romantic
Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay" 03005074682
Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal
Boy to girl"Yaar aag kaal shahre sa texiya katam hoo gayee hay" She reply
" kiya kare bai Riksha jo chalne shoroo hoo gaye hay"
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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai. zuhaib 03217566867
8 years boy caught in
8 years boy caught in RAPE case. Lady lawyer holds his penis & says UR HONOUR see him, can he RAPE? Boy silently: HILA MAT WARNA CASE HAAR JAYEGI SANIA
no men no women no
no men no women no women no love no love no sex no sex no children no children no school no school no homework no homework no problems! Osman +92 (0) 3454 566641
Class main ek larki biskit
Class main ek larki biskit kha rahi thi thora kha k breziar ma chupa liya,
Sir ne pucha ye kya kr rahe ho sat wala bola dood ma dabo dabo k kha rahe ha SANIA
Girls hostel ki light chali
Girls hostel ki light chali jatti hai ek larki complain office phone karti hai "Light chali gai hai" "Aadmi bnaijo Replied" "Aadmi nahi hai mombati se kaam chalao" SANIA
Jis dor may telephone digital
Jis dor may telephone digital nahe hua kartay thay CLI nahe aya tha, us waqt log police stations phone kar kay police walon ko abusing kartay thay. Aisay hee dore main aik larkay nay thanay phone kia
Larka: hello kon?
SHO: SHO thana bola khan speaking.
Larka: Ap kay hath main is waqt kia hay?
SHO : Danda
Larka: Ussay apni G***D may lay lo
SHo bara gussa hua, Exchange phone kia aur number manga kay kahan say phone aya tha, aaaddhay ghantay bad number mila SHO nay call kee to koi aur awaz sunai dee
SHO : hello is number say mujhay abhee kisi bachay nay phone kia tha aur abusing kee hay main SHO thana bola khan bol raha hoon, aapka larka bara bat tammez hay issay kuch tamez sikhaen.
FAther: ohhh sory lekin us nay kahan kia tha?
SHO: Kehta tha kon ho mai nay kaha SHO bola hath mai kia hay may nay kahan Danda, kehta tha G***D may lay lo
FATHER: Ohhhhh sory , wesay kitnay dair pehlay kee baat hay?
SHO aadha ghanta
FATHER: to phir ab bahir nikaal lo :p Agha