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hum bhi by sahara tum bhi by sahara ??????? fitty mo0 tumhara fitty m0o
hamara ;)
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Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera, Teri zulfeyn Raat ka andhera
Kaat du useey toh ho jaye sawera...copyright www.lovelysms.com
Nonsense
kashti toofan sy nikal sakti hai, taqdeer kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai,
hosla rakh channel na badal SANIA MIRZA kisi bhi waqt jhuk skti hai
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**Twinkle Twinkle little star**
Teri girl friend gaee bazar
usko milgaya dosra yaar..(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
ab tou beth kar makhiyaan maar..!!fakeha
Alcaholic mandhra
"Gurur'RUM'a
Gurur'VODKA'
'GINN'eswara
Guru'SCOTCH'al
Para'BRANDY"
Thasmesree
'BEAR'eNamaha (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
"Chears" sayalisalih +919895137022
Girlfriend:Are you sure you love me and no one else?
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Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?"
Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time."
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sardar g aaj raat billi phir sara doodh pee gai "sardar" bewi kitni bar kaha
hay k kapray utar kar na soea karo kami
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Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !! (copyright
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SOME LADY WENT TO BAR, AND SIT ON BARTABLE IN FRONT OF BARMAN. OTHE GUY SIT
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THE LEF, SAY" JOHNNY WARKER SINGLE AND THE ATHER ON THE RIGHT SAY" JACK
DANNIEL SINGLE. SO, THE THE BARMAN, LOOK THE LADY, SAID" AND 'U'" LADY SAID.
MARIA MOKWENA AND MARRIED.
ELVI'SANO (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAY.(copyright www.lovelysms.com)Osman
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.Osman
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Girl: Aisa khat likho sajna,
meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy
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Le Sajni ab parrh!! IMRAN(00971504361842)
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says
ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says
ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai
.....boy say ye loo 20 rupay noman
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ek chote se bachche ko roj rat main susu lagti thi to uski mamai ne kaha
beta jab tere ko susu lage to bol diya kar ki mughe gana gana hai to mai
samagh jaugi , ek bat uska papa wah papa ke sath soya to rat me bolta hai
papa gana gana hai papa bola beta rat main nahi gate hain per jab ladka na
mana to bap bola acha dheere se kaan main ga de....
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Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals (copyright
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Newtons 2nd law of ishq
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance. (copyright www.lovelysms.com) Hassan
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Newtons First Law of Ishq
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
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Bus Me 1 Khusra,Or us ki back side par,
Ek baba ji thay....
Pechy se kisi sharir larky na..
Khusry ko ungli charha di,
Or khud pechy hat gia ....
Khusry nay pichy mur kar baby se kaha,
Baba ji main sadky Ay miss call tusi diti ay?
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Nahi Ballo! Mera tey Balance ei khatam Ay !Osman +92
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Ali : I want 2 b pilot.
Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter
sana I want 2 b mother .(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Abid : !want 2 help sana shazaib
frog:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai
srdar:hai
frog:nahi hai
sardar:hai
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Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys;
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Big Boss (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya.
3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
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tum ne mere tan se khela
tum ne mere mann se khela (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
well played oye well played hardyboy03214581372
1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy ata hai aur uski ASS per
tabla baja ker chala jata hai is per
sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta
hai "ae ley hun bansri vi vaja le" (copyright
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Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever ,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
SFIDO
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