ekjungle mein chuhay se sab
ekjungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,
agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,
haathi bhi kahin chup jata, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,
pata chala chuha MQM mein tha
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Full Name: Sonu
E-mail Address: 00923204186155
teacher sabse garam chez kia
teacher sabse garam chez kia he
stud: jalta howa bulb
tech: shabash woh kese
stud: meri mammi aik martaba mere papa se kehrahi thi k pehle bulb band karo phir mon men longi
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Mobile: 03212950598
aij jamadarnee ko aik condume
aij jamadarnee ko aik condume mil gayia too malikan kee pass lee kar gayee our poocha yee kia hay? malikan kia ap loog sex nahee karteee ? jamadarnee kartee hay leeken etna bb nahee kee khool uttar jayeee
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Full Name: mohammad arafat afridi bara wala
Mobile: 03049065315
Sales Girl: sorry sir you
Sales Girl: sorry sir you cann't smoke here.
Customer: but i bought cigarate from this shop. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sales Girl: we sell condom also but it dosn't mean you start fucking here.
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Full Name: goher
Mobile: 03452425045
What did shivaji say to
What did shivaji say to bruce lee when he met him? tu karate me marathe.
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Full Name: Deepu 09847774000
Mobile: 9847774000
Bachey k khatney k waqt
Bachey k khatney k waqt nai ko mashwarey diye janey lagey.
Chachi Boli: Is k chacha jaisa Nokdar banana.
Mami Boli: Is k mama jaisi Gol Topi ho.
Nai Dhoti Utha Kar Bola: Aap ki marzi hai ji warna Fashion to yeh chal raha hai.
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Full Name: Kalim
Mobile: 03004981465
U r walkin in road.
U r walkin in road. Grls r lookin at u & u r smiling smartly 2 them. U don't care any1. but OPPS u just 4got 2 close ur PANTS CHAIN again & have no underware!
Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti
Boys;Larkian pepsi ki tarah hoti hain,
Jitna pio utna ziada maza aata hay,
Girls;larkay juice ki tarah hotay hain, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Jab maza anay lagta hay to khataam ho jtay hain.
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Mobile: 03013040220
Boy say 2girl "agar may
Boy say 2girl "agar may tumhary brest daba kar bag jao to tum kya socho gee||?"
girl
"to may socho gee ke aik pagal go poore car chala sakta tha sirf horan daba kar bag geya |" hahahahah
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Full Name: fami
Mobile: 03459221214,03459198782
Kafi americans chand per poanch
Kafi americans chand per poanch gay han. Listen. apnay mehbooba ko
chand mat kehna werna 3,4 log aus per be char jain gay. :-)
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Full Name: ALI AFZAL
Mobile: 03217112177
AT 18 a lady is
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
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Full Name: malik
Mobile: 00923005473001