terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. By Baasha
Q........Y do girls dont put
Q........Y do girls dont put mobile phones n their BRA?
A.........Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi..hahahahha Azam Hoti
Medical Shayari
When you breathe,
Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. dani 03214342632
After confessing dat he raped
After confessing dat he raped a woman,a blind man said:"I saw her naked & I couldn't help it."
da-Chiz +27734781820
larka: tootey huey dil se
larka: tootey huey dil se pyaar karo gi, ya dil tootney tak pyaar karo gi?
larki: tootey huey chappel se maar khao gey, ya chappel tootney tak maar khao ge?? faiza
Tumhary saath kia masla hy?
har
Tumhary saath kia masla hy?
har wakt pregnent rehti ho
jab bhi tumhain sms kia(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
tumhari delivery report aa jati hy seema
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega Raman (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
kal main ne hawksbay per
kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal
gheley howe
ye kase mumkin hain
baqi 3 ganje they saqi (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
A man on wife's BIRTHDAY
A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said
"THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER" Jarjiz 03453113875
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...no_me--03455916346
After de death of EMRAN
After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave "DONOT DISTURB" Soney de SAALE ko
pehli baar to akela so raha hai! Jarjiz 03453113875
Wife:Suno j i mujhe new
Wife:Suno j i mujhe new brazier lenaa hai
Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli....... Ahsan 0321-8666122
Survey Subject:In how many days
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM. .Swapnil
3 Fastest means of communication
1
3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Tell her not 2 tell any1...Swapnil
A girl & her grandma
A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise
is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside". satish
Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar
Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi???(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga??? Jarjiz(03453113875)
ladhki k baap ne vidhai
ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:
"Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa" Jarjiz(03453113875)
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
tuje bohot zor se susu aye!!!! (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
or kahi karne ki jaga na miley .Jarjiz(03453113875)
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..Jarjiz(03453113875)
Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse
Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez kese bhaagte ho.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Rocket said: Jiski G---D mai aag lagi ho wo he jaane.. Jarjiz(03453113875)
Mobile repair karne waale ko
Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kese xpalain karega?
DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai takleef ho rahi hai,subah se naye naye
ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha hai,jitna bhi recharge karo jaldi kharch ho jata
hai:-)(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Jarjiz(03453113875)
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam
b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera
malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri
shadi GADHE se kar deni hay.. Romio03336316316(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
baap bachay ki khatnay maire
baap bachay ki khatnay maire ghar par hoogi,maaa nahi maire maike mein hogi,bachaa khatnay kaheen bhi
hoo khaal bush ko hee jaeygi jaji khan ( 0345 2094140) (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Ek molvi apne wife say:jab
Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour bulana.wife:who kion? molvi:who murdy
su lipt lipt kr roti hy. Arif (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala
Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala Thakre se milnr gayi. Thakreji pyar se bole, "Sonali Bend-re". Tab Sonali bend hui
aur boli, "Bala Thok-re". Darshan (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT
EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS
MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,...(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)jaji
khan ( 0345 2094140)
Sardar : goes to police
Sardar : goes to police station and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai.
Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "KATH DENGE"asif khan
Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar
Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Shani
Husband asks, Do you know
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever ,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) SFIDO
1 sardar ulta nanga leta
1 sardar ulta nanga leta hota hai 1 naughty boy ata hai aur uski ASS per tabla baja ker chala jata hai is per
sardar ulta hota hai aur kehta hai "ae ley hun bansri vi vaja le" (copyright www.lovelysms.com) Malik
tum ne mere mann se
tum ne mere mann se khela (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
well played oye well played hardyboy03214581372
Ek ladka ek ladki k
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th
day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey
UBAID remeber me 03212762704 03343237727 scorpio
Girls Psychology - Fraud with
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the
Rich Boy.. 03226808160
Big Boss (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Husband: U know, wife, our
Husband: U know, wife, our son got his brain from me.,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Wife: I think he did, I've still got mine with me! Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
Waiter: Would you like your
Waiter: Would you like your coffee black? ,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Customer: What other colors do you have?Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
frog:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai
srdar:hai
frog:nahi
frog:tumhare pas dimag nahi hai
srdar:hai
frog:nahi hai
sardar:hai
frog:nahi hai,and jumps into a well (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
sardar-ismey sucide karne wali konsi baat thi muskan
Teacher: what do u wish
Teacher: what do u wish to do in future ?
Ali : I want 2 b pilot.
Hasan : Iwant 2 b docter
sana I want 2 b mother .(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Abid : !want 2 help sana shazaib
Bus Me 1 Khusra,Or us
Bus Me 1 Khusra,Or us ki back side par,
Ek baba ji thay....
Pechy se kisi sharir larky na..
Khusry ko ungli charha di,
Or khud pechy hat gia ....
Khusry nay pichy mur kar baby se kaha,
Baba ji main sadky Ay miss call tusi diti ay?
Baby nay apni DOTI utha kar kaar kaha,(copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Nahi Ballo! Mera tey Balance ei khatam Ay !Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
a boy in love with
a boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, untill on unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. (copyright www.lovelysms.com) Hassan 03456592721
the rate of change of
the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increament or decreament of the
bank balance. (copyright www.lovelysms.com) Hassan 03456592721
Newtons First Law of ishq
the
Newtons First Law of ishq
the force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite
to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals (copyright www.lovelysms.com)03456592721 Hassan
ek chote se bachche ko
ek chote se bachche ko roj rat main susu lagti thi to uski mamai ne kaha beta jab tere ko susu lage to bol diya kar ki mughe gana gana hai to mai samagh jaugi , ek bat uska papa wah papa ke sath soya to rat me bolta hai papa gana gana hai papa bola beta rat main nahi gate hain per jab ladka na mana to bap bola acha dheere se kaan main ga de....
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boy says to girl main
boy says to girl main tum ko without tuch kiya kiss karoo ga ....girl says ye to ho hi nahi sakta....boy says to lag hai 20 20 rupay ki .... girl says ok....boy kissed girl titely....girl says tum ne to mujay tuch kiya hai .....boy say ye loo 20 rupay noman
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Girl: Aisa khat likho sajna,
meri
Girl: Aisa khat likho sajna,
meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey
Boy
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Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is
Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .
Then,what is my age?
STUDENT:32 yrs.
Teacher:How do you know?
STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641 (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard
Teacher :Because of Gandhiji's hard work what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A HOLIDAY.(copyright www.lovelysms.com)Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
SOME LADY WENT TO BAR,
SOME LADY WENT TO BAR, AND SIT ON BARTABLE IN FRONT OF BARMAN. OTHE GUY SIT ON THE LET HAND SIDE AND OTHE MAN SIT ON RIGHT ON SIDE. THE ONE WHO SIT ON THE LEF, SAY" JOHNNY WARKER SINGLE AND THE ATHER ON THE RIGHT SAY" JACK DANNIEL SINGLE. SO, THE THE BARMAN, LOOK THE LADY, SAID" AND 'U'" LADY SAID. MARIA MOKWENA AND MARRIED.
ELVI'SANO (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be
Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher :Why?
Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so farr !! (copyright www.lovelysms.com)Osman +92 (0) 345-4566641
sardar g aaj raat billi
sardar g aaj raat billi phir sara doodh pee gai "sardar" bewi kitni bar kaha hay k kapray utar kar na soea karo kami (copyright www.lovelysms.com)