a baby boy & baby
a baby boy & baby girl making bath in bath tab.
baby Girl saw down of boy and asked.
can i touch your peen,
OH NO NEVER.
you have already broken your own SANIA
A Nurse come in Doc's
A Nurse come in Doc's Room.
Docs Asks: Why is ur one Boob out of ur Shirt?
Nurse ans:
Oh! These medical students never keep the things at place after use. SANIA
Boy asks: Tute hue dil
Boy asks: Tute hue dil se pyar karogi, ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
Girl replies: Tute hue sandal se pitoge ya sandal ke tutne tk pitoge..SaaMer 03002711588
Teacher: What r the people
Teacher: What r the people of Turkey called?
Student: I don't know.
Teacher: They r called Turks, now What r the people of Germany called?
Student: They r called Germs.SaaMer 03002711588
A mobile is like women
A mobile is like women :- TALKS NON-STOP, COSTS A FORTUNE, DISTURBS WHEN UR BUSY AND WHEN U NEED THEM URGENTLY THEY HAVE NO SERVICE..SaaMer 03002711588
woman:"last night i dreamt of
woman:"last night i dreamt of u buying me a diamond necklace"
man:"tonight, go to sleep and enjoy wearing it"
0736655089
man1:did u know that more
man1:did u know that more than 97% of the ppl have tv's than bathtubs??...
man2: which proves that more brains are washed than bodies... Anopheles
a guy & his girlfriend
a guy & his girlfriend were bored anb had nothing 2 do,de guy suggested:'let's play a little game,i'll b chiefs and u b pirates.de girl protested:no no,u just want 2 f**ck me..// vutomi
aj ki taza khabar 10
aj ki taza khabar 10 ko bewkoof banaya. . .
plz press down 4 details. . .
Ab ki taza khabar 11 ko bewkoof banaya...SaaMer 03002711588
It is said that inzamam
It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance.
teacher: anita ne gass kai
teacher: anita ne gass kai : is ka future tens batao?
sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha
girl:aamir u will try to
girl:aamir u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
lady drinking coke, machar falls
lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaaaaaaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa
always keep a picture of
always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg;-)
3 sardar where going on
3 sardar where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...! sonu Burhanpur
Xiteez
Teacher:Name
5 polar Animals ?
student:Raindeer
n
h is
3
brothers..........
n
a
sister........
Xiteez
Teacher:Name
5 polar Animals ?
student:Raindeer
n
his
3
brothers..........
n
a
sister........
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times"
Boys say it's great, boys
Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine.
9 months later they say it's not mine ! Ö§mäñ +92 (0) 3454 566641
this is your mobile operator
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it Takalani
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers...
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres. By Baasha
Q........Y do girls dont put
Q........Y do girls dont put mobile phones n their BRA?
A.........Bcoz Vibration convert milk into Lassi..hahahahha Azam Hoti
Medical Shayari
When you breathe,
Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi. dani 03214342632
After confessing dat he raped
After confessing dat he raped a woman,a blind man said:"I saw her naked & I couldn't help it."
da-Chiz +27734781820
larka: tootey huey dil se
larka: tootey huey dil se pyaar karo gi, ya dil tootney tak pyaar karo gi?
larki: tootey huey chappel se maar khao gey, ya chappel tootney tak maar khao ge?? faiza
Tumhary saath kia masla hy?
har
Tumhary saath kia masla hy?
har wakt pregnent rehti ho
jab bhi tumhain sms kia(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
tumhari delivery report aa jati hy seema
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay
Ques...Bharat ka sabse bada pralay ka din kaun sa hoga.?
Ans...Jis din rakhi ---*---
aur friendship day ---!!---
ek saath padega Raman (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
kal main ne hawksbay per
kal main ne hawksbay per dekkha, 4 addmi ne eik saat sumander main chalang lagaye magar sirf eik ke baal
gheley howe
ye kase mumkin hain
baqi 3 ganje they saqi (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
A man on wife's BIRTHDAY
A man on wife's BIRTHDAY had no money,so he sent a cheq 100 kisses.When he returned home his wife said
"THANKZ 4 CHEQ I GOT IT CASHED 4M BANK MANAGER" Jarjiz 03453113875
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER...no_me--03455916346
After de death of EMRAN
After de death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave "DONOT DISTURB" Soney de SAALE ko
pehli baar to akela so raha hai! Jarjiz 03453113875
Wife:Suno j i mujhe new
Wife:Suno j i mujhe new brazier lenaa hai
Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli....... Ahsan 0321-8666122
Survey Subject:In how many days
Survey Subject:In how many days a 1000 pgs book cn b read.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Writer-6months, Doctor-2mnths, Lawyer-1month, STUDENT-ON THE NIGHT B4 THE EXAM. .Swapnil
3 Fastest means of communication
1
3 Fastest means of communication
1 : Tele-Phone
2 : Tele-Vision
3 : Tell-a-women
Need still faster?(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Tell her not 2 tell any1...Swapnil
A girl & her grandma
A girl & her grandma were sitting in the balcony. Girl shouted to her mother[who was inside]"mom, Tom cruise
is coming"
Mother:"you come inside"
Few minutes later Girl shouted, "mom, Clinton is coming"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Mother:"Ask your Grandma also to come inside". satish
Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar
Boy:Tote hue dil se pyar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi???(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Girl:Tuti hui chapal se pite ga ya chapal tutne tak pitey ga??? Jarjiz(03453113875)
ladhki k baap ne vidhai
ladhki k baap ne vidhai k time dulha se kaha:
"Beta ab humari izzat tumare haath mai hai"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Dulha: Pareshaan mat ho aaj he loot longa" Jarjiz(03453113875)
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi
Mere dardon ki tuje aesi saza miley'
tuje bohot zor se susu aye!!!! (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
or kahi karne ki jaga na miley .Jarjiz(03453113875)
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab,cigrette nahi piyo ge
Bachey:Nahi piyenge
Teacher:Girls ka peecha nai karoge
Bachey:Nahi karenge
Teacher:Unn par awaaze nai kaso ge
Bachey: nahi kasenge
Teacher:Watan par zindigi qurbaan karo ge(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Bachey:Kardenge,aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai..Jarjiz(03453113875)
Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse
Aeroplane ask rocket:Yaar tum mujse tez kese bhaagte ho.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Rocket said: Jiski G---D mai aag lagi ho wo he jaane.. Jarjiz(03453113875)
Mobile repair karne waale ko
Mobile repair karne waale ko agar loose motion ho jaye to wo doctor ko kese xpalain karega?
DOCTOR sahab subah se missed calls aa rahi hai,outgoing mai takleef ho rahi hai,subah se naye naye
ringtones baj rahe hai,or pait mai balance nahi bach raha hai,jitna bhi recharge karo jaldi kharch ho jata
hai:-)(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) Jarjiz(03453113875)
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar
2 Ghadhe{donky}apas main bateen kar rahe thay.1st yar mera malik bohat zalim hay.bohat marta hay kaam
b zyada leta hay.2ndto tum bhag jao na is ko chood ke.1st yar bhag to jaon per ik waja se ruka hoon.mera
malik jab b apni BETI se ladayi karta hay na.to us ko ye kehta hy ke beti tum sudher jao warna main ney teri
shadi GADHE se kar deni hay.. Romio03336316316(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
baap bachay ki khatnay maire
baap bachay ki khatnay maire ghar par hoogi,maaa nahi maire maike mein hogi,bachaa khatnay kaheen bhi
hoo khaal bush ko hee jaeygi jaji khan ( 0345 2094140) (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Ek molvi apne wife say:jab
Ek molvi apne wife say:jab main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour bulana.wife:who kion? molvi:who murdy
su lipt lipt kr roti hy. Arif (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala
Ek bar Sonali Bendre Bala Thakre se milnr gayi. Thakreji pyar se bole, "Sonali Bend-re". Tab Sonali bend hui
aur boli, "Bala Thok-re". Darshan (Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT
EK CHOTA SARDAR APNI PRAGNANT MUMMY SE POCHTA HAIN K IS MEIN KIYA HAIN,, MUMMY BOLTI HAIN,IS
MEIN PYARA BABY HAIN,SARDAR,PIYARA THAA TU AP KHAAA Q GAEY,...(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)jaji
khan ( 0345 2094140)
Sardar : goes to police
Sardar : goes to police station and complains to police... Koi mujhe phone pe dhamkatha hai.
Police : kon phone karke dhamkatha hai.(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Sardar :Airtel wale bolthe hai Bill nahi bhara tho "KATH DENGE"asif khan
Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar
Wife:"Tum Mujh Se Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?"
Husband:"Shahjahan Jitna."
Wife:"Mere Marnay Ke Baad TAJ MAHAL Banao Gay?"
Husband:"Main Nein To Plot Bhi Le Liya Hai,DELAY To Tum Kar Rahi Ho!!!"(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Shani
Husband asks, Do you know
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With Idiot for Ever ,(Copyright www.lovelysms.com) SFIDO