SMS BHEJNE KI NIYYAT
MEIN NIYYAT
SMS BHEJNE KI NIYYAT
MEIN NIYYAT KARTA HOON SMS KARNE KI;
WASTE SWEET REPLY KE;
4RM APNE DOST KE;
MOUN MERA MOBILE TOWER KI TARF;
;DELIVER HOOO;
03043087878
NADEEM SHAZ
nanhaa sa dil mera dharkay
nanhaa sa dil mera dharkay hai baar baar,
jab tujhe dekha phele baar ,
mere dil nay kaha mujhe ho gaya hai tum say pyaar...........
By: neal dutta
genarea
apnay ehsas say choo kar
genarea
apnay ehsas say choo kar sanal kar do
main k sadion say adhoora hon mukamal kardo
By: suhail
Wife:Suno j i mujhe new
Wife:Suno j i mujhe new brazier lenaa hai
Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim.
Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli.......
Nadeem Khan
03216782013
By: Nadeem Khan
Mein aur meri tanhayee..
Khamoshiyan teri
Mein aur meri tanhayee..
Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain
By: Mubeen
03085143234
hello how r u yuar
hello how r u yuar bap ki mis call ay thi subah agar sms milay to mujay mis call daina 1 bat kahoon i like u very much
By: couzan
Javed
Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi
Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai
By: Javed
Dil ko dil se juda
Dil ko dil se juda na karo pyar se pyar dil se dil do aur humare lye ik pyari rat do,
By: hai hum jaisa
gali main derd ke purze
gali main derd ke purze talash kerti thi,
meray khatot ke tukre talash kerti thi.
bhulaye kon aziat pasandian us ki,
khushi ke dher main sadmay talash kerti thi,
ajab hijar parasti thi us ki fitrat main,
shajar ke tootey pate talash kerti thi,
ghuma phira ke judai ki baat kerti thi,
hamesha hijar ke herbe talash kerti thi,
duain kerti thi ujre hoe mazaron per,
bare ajeeb sahare talash kerti thi,
mujhay to ajj bataya hai badlon ne,
wo lot ane ke raste talash kerti thi,
i misssssss uuuu till gul.
0344-3444555
By: KAMRAN TANVEER
Jahan sawal ke badley sawal
Jahan sawal ke badley sawal hota hai,
wahan he se muhabaton ka zawal hota hai,
kisi ko apna banana hunar he sehi,
magar kisi ka ban ke rehna bhi kamal hota hay...!
0302-8990606
By: Ashfaq
a pathan f--king a girl
a pathan f--king a girl in car, ek police man ata hay.
Police man: kya ho raha hay?
Pathan: u can't see?
Police man: mera number kab aye ga.
Pathan: bus yeh larkhi farik ho jaye.
By: ali\'s 0302-2776711
MEDICAL REPRESENTATIVES
Agar medical rep film
MEDICAL REPRESENTATIVES
Agar medical rep film banahay to film kay naam yeh hoon gay,
1(STOCK AYA ORDER NA AYE.
2(KAHO NA 100% HAY.
3(HUM ADJUSTMENT DAY CHUKHAY SANAM.
4(HAMARA STOCK APP KAY PASS HAY.
5(FARLOO MARA AAP NAY.
6(AAH AAB WORKING KO CHALAIN.
7(TERMINATE TO HOONA HI THA.
8(PAISAY WALAY 100% KAR JAYEN GAY.:(
By: ali\\\'s 0302-2776711
Mubbark ho
aab khush ho jaa
govt
Mubbark ho
aab khush ho jaa
govt nay teri suun li
aabi aabi khabar aye hay
kay govt nay market waloon ko kay diya
kay aab wo apni shop par ek inch ka condom rakha karain :)
By: ali's 0302-2776711
Only 4 Sweet Friends
Bank Balance
Only 4 Sweet Friends
Bank Balance Office wali k liye, Marcides Paros wali k liye. Dil main Flat Sali k liye. Credit Card Collage wali k liye, or DEFANCE main BANGLA ghar wali k liye.
By: BAD BOY
kanjos sms me
sms karny k
kanjos sms me
sms karny k faiday,
1 mobile ko zang nahi lagy ga
2 time pass ho jata hai
3 parhnay wala kush ho jaye ga
4 contact bana rahy ga
5 or tumhay koi kanjos nahi kahy ga
By: ilyas 03339685581 or 03453980031
hr bar apki salamti ki
hr bar apki salamti ki dua karngy,
teri arzo mia apni hasti fana karngy,
tum chaho daman bacha lo hamsy,
ham marty dam tak app sy wafa karngy.
By: ilyas 03339685581 or 03453980031
wesu to app k sary
wesu to app k sary kam ulty hoty hai...
sirf ek mobile hi seda pakarty ho...
ajj mobile b ulta pakar kr deko...
or ye parho...
6u!|!ws d33>|
By: ilyas 03339685581 or 03453980031
boll chuka ker to daikho
Dil
boll chuka ker to daikho
Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekhofrom chik to bushra
03006968277 and 03065535553
By: sarfraz
Yaad aai mujhe jab aap
Yaad aai mujhe jab aap ki,Dil ne mehsus ki kami aap ki,Ye aarzo nahi k aap ko satayen hum,Bus itna kafi hai aap ko yaad aayen hum.hi kese ho aap theek to ho na.
Shahbaz Ali--03337576336
"DOSTI"
Ghunah hai,to hone dena.
"DOSTI"
Ghunah hai,to
"DOSTI"
Ghunah hai,to hone dena.
"DOSTI"
Ghunah hai,to hone dena.
"DOSTI"
Khuda hai,to khone na dena.
Agar karte ho dosti kisi se tum sache dil se to kabi us ko rone na dena.,
Shahbaz Ali--03337576336
Ek roz roshni k hazaar
Ek roz roshni k hazaar sitaray honge,
or ap ki ankhon main haseen nazare honge qayamat k din jab ap ka Mobile check kiya jayega
to sab se nice sms hamare honge
sabir ali
RAAT HOGI TO CHAND BHI
RAAT HOGI TO CHAND BHI DUHAAI DEGA.KHAWON ME WO CHEHRA DIKHAAI DEGA,YE DOSTI HAI ZARA SAMBHAL K KARNA,EK AANSU BHI GIRA TO SUNAAI DEGA
AYAZ PATNA
Na chaho kisiko itna ki
Na chaho kisiko itna ki uski chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye. Chaho kisi ko itna ke tumhara pyar uski ZAROORAT ban jaye!
Dheeraj
Ruth gya hay mujh ko
Ruth gya hay mujh ko mannay wala
ab koie nahein naaz maray uthanay wala
per jany kiya sochta hay yah khula darwaza
shayed rasata bhool gya hay aanay wala..
0334 8382846
By: Adeel Qazi
mat daikh k koi shakhs
mat daikh k koi shakhs gunehgar hai kitna
ye daikh k taray saath wafadar hai kitna
ye bhi mat daikh k kuch logon ko us se nafrat bhi hai
ye daikh k use tujh se piyar hai kitna
***03005691464***
By: Saqlain Malik
Jo ho sakay to esay
Jo ho sakay to esay Tanhae mai par lena.
Tumharay wastay DIL ki KITAB laya hun.
Wo 1 sawal jo tumnay kabhi pocha hi nahi.
Saja kay Palkon pay us ka jawab laya hun.
By: Raheel.ScorpioN
WO bhi shayad ro paray
WO bhi shayad ro paray weeran kaghaz dekh kar.
Mene un ko AKHRI KHAT mai likha kuch bha nahi
By: Raheel.ScorpioN
Zindagi Ek Raat Hai....
Jis Me
Zindagi Ek Raat Hai....
Jis Me Na Jane Kitne Khuwab Hain......
Jo Mil Jayen Woh Apne Hain....
Jo Toot Woh Sapne Hain,,,,
By: Babar 03213460502
Din Me Suraj Gayab Ho
Din Me Suraj Gayab Ho Sakta Hai Roshni Nahi...
Pakistan Toss Jeet Sakta Hai Match Nahi...
Dil Toot Sakta Hai Dosti Nahi...
Hum SmS Karna Bhool Sakte Hain Aap Ko Nahi,,,,
By: Babar 03213460502
Apne Kya Socha Pehgaam Nahi
Apne Kya Socha Pehgaam Nahi Aaye Ga...
Socha Yeh Dost Apko Yuni Bhool Jayega...
Yeh To Aadut Hai Humari Satane Ki...
Warna Itna Pyara Dost Kon Bhulana Chahyega,,:
By: Babar 03213460502
tera chehra dekhakar aaj dil
tera chehra dekhakar aaj dil chur chur, ho gaya teri ada ko dekhkar ye dil to majboor ,ho gaya tarasha tha jise pathar aaj wohi kohinoor ho gaya
By: ammar
Dard ko bhi ab dard
Dard ko bhi ab dard hone laga hai
dard sene main chup chup ke rone laga hai
na royay kabhi hum dard ko dakh kar
ab dard humay dakh kar rone laga hai......
By: waqar rafique ( 0304 5103013 ) (03446956907)
Tamana tu ki thi kh
Tamana tu ki thi kh jalte hum bhi wafa ki aag main lakin..............
jin parwanoon ko kudh shama thukrayay
who parwane kahan jayayin
By: waqar rafique ( 0304 5103013 ) (03446956907)
Aaj phair yaad bohot ayay
Aaj phair yaad bohot ayay who
Aaj phair us ko DUA di hum ne
"DOSTO" koi tu baat hai us main
her khushi jis per luta di hum ne........
By: waqar rafique (03446956907)
Apni sari aadain mujhe de
Apni sari aadain mujhe de do
sari wafain tumhe dayta hoon
jo sochi thin kabhi kudh ke lieay
who sab duain tumhe dayta hoon..............
By: waqar rafique (03446956907)
Ruth jane ki aada humay
Ruth jane ki aada humay bhi aati hai
kaash humay bhi koi maane wala hota............
By: waqar rafique (03446956907
Dosti se hazer karo tariq
dost
Dosti se hazer karo tariq
dost hotay hain mutlabi aakser .............
By: waqar rafique (03446956907)
khiltay howay phooloon ki rida
khiltay howay phooloon ki rida ho jayay
itni hassas hawa hoo jayay
maangtay hi haath main kilyaan rakh de
itna meherban khuda ho jayay................
By: waqar rafique (03446956907)
Yun hi kissi din bidal
Yun hi kissi din bidal aa jayay
or buras jayay
Yun hi kissi din hawa chalay
or shaq sitara jukh jayay
Yun hi kissi din tum aaaooo
or dharken ruk jayay ..................
By: waqar rafique (03446956907)
Kitni achi lagti hain bachpen
Kitni achi lagti hain bachpen ki who sub baatain.........
be fiqri main dubay din mithi neend ki raatain.............
be zar se jughray thay
be moosam ki barsatain...........
waqt ne lakin sub kuch hum se aaa kar cheen lieya...........
chuti chuti fiqariin ne hum ko aaa kar ghaer lieaya ...............
By: waqar rafique (03446956907)
Dard he sahi mary ishq
Dard he sahi mary ishq ka inaam to aya,Khali he sahi hathon mein jaam to aya,main hoon bewafa sabko bataya usny,Yun he sahi usk labon py mera naam to aya......!0300-9873326
By: DON OF HEART
Bari mehnat sy meri dunia
Bari mehnat sy meri dunia lutai hogi,meri muhabat ki hasti b mitai hogi,laa tary pairon py murham laga du,mary dil ko thokkar marnay main chot to ayi hogi.....!!0300-9873326
By: DON OF HEART
Pehly log 8 rupee wali
Pehly log 8 rupee wali bottle pety thy , ab 800 wali pety hain..
Farak tu para hai .
GEO MUSHARUF
By: H@ili@N 03214325463