AT 18 a lady is
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball, 10 men behind her,
at 38 a golf ball, 1 man behind her,
at 48 a TT ball, 1 man pushing her to the other
bilal
Hey, is your dad a
Hey, is your dad a terrorist? Cos baby, you're the bomb! 4457944 ws
did u know what is
did u know what is mean by MAN
M=marvelous
A=and
N=nice
and the word WOMAN mean is
W=wanted
O=other
MAN=man ADNAN03214124457
I was cooking chicken.When added
I was cooking chicken.When added palak in it,the chicken stood up and started dancing and saying"Hum pe yeh kis ne hara rang dala,maar dala,Allah maar dala.
Nasir Latif
Just imagine life without GIRLS
the
Just imagine life without GIRLS
the result ===
markets silent
streets empty
the police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No flowers
No candles
No perfumes
No travelling
ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN !!! Nasir Latif
Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir
Teacher: "LOVE" kia Hai
Ali: Sir "L" ko pakar k "O" ko duba k "V" main Ghusa k jab "E" ki Awaz aye to usay "LOVE" kehtay hain.
Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode
Woman: Dr. sahab mujhe thode din bachha nahi chahiye.
Dr: Ye Condom le lo........
Woman: Ye pani ke sath lu ya doodh ke saath...
Dr: Kele ke saath!!!!!!!!!!!!!Osman (0301-4876609 ~03454566641)
Wife: Zara dheere karo na
Wife: Zara dheere karo na kyun TezGaam chala rahe ho ?
Maalgaadi chalao na.....................
Itne mein beta bed se neeche gira aur bola.........
Behanchod jo marji chalao par sawari ko to mat girao...Osman (0301-4876609 ~03454566641)..
Whose mother had the most
Whose mother had the most painful delivery
Guess ?
Still Thinking.....
Ans: Sunny Deol
Why?
Becoz he himself said "Main nikla gadi lay kay"saria gill
Husband ne at 1st night
Husband ne at 1st night opened the Ghunghat gave
Rs. 500 munh dikhayi. Wife ne kaha Tum mere Husband ho is liye leleti hoon
warna mai 2000 se kam nahi leti Baqar(0321-2373397)
Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY "
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager
Explain The word
"AUTOMATICALLY"
....Nahe pata
i'll xplain...
ager koi ganji ladki
auto mein bethi ho
to use kehte hain
auto_mein_takli:~$ Ricky+923332600701
Thought for the Days!!!
if
Thought for the Days!!!
if you call your mother as MUM...
What will you call Mother's younger
sis and elder sis?
Answer : MINMUM & MAXIMUM sayalisalih +919895137022
Happiest man is on whose,
Happiest man is on whose,
daughter's photograph is on femina cover,
son on india today,
girlfriend on playboy,
WIFE on missing coloumn of newspaper.nomi-03455916346
Why can't u trust a
Why can't u trust a woman ?
Ans : How can u trust something that bleeds for five days and does'nt die Kush
1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or
1 punjabi 1 Sindhi or 1 PATHAN Dozakh main thae.or teenon ke khawahish the k woh zameen par ayeen. Akhir kaar un ko zameen par jany ke ijazat mil gaye but 1 shart par k woh zameen par ja kar koi khawish nahe karain ge .. agar unhon ne koi khawahish ke to Wapas DOZAKH main baij diye jayen ge. teenon punjabi pathan oor sindhi ja rahy thae k Sindhi ko book lag gaye oor uss ne Khana khany ke shadeed khawhish ke. jaisy he uss ne khawhish ke Sath main he Sindhi gayeeb ho giya. ab punjabi oor pathan reh gaye thae. Ab punjabi ne Zameen Par se Khuch uthany k liye neechy huwa.(RAKOO WALY HALAT MAIN) to jab woh seeda huwa to Peechy Se pathan Gayeeb ho chuka tha .. =))
Moral.. Pathan Ke Khawahish Bury Balaa hai hamid ali 03026634069
Teacher: What should be in
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl dimesh
A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE
CAME
A FAMILY SAW ''SHOLAY'' MOVIE
CAME BACK HOME AND HUSBAND ROMANTICALLY SAID TO WIFE
'' NACH BASANTI NACH''
CHILD ADDED
''NAHIN BASANTI IS KUTE K SAMNE MAT NACHNA'' sanam naz
Pj of d yr-Jiska dil
Pj of d yr-Jiska dil tut gaya hai uske pass genrl knwldge kyunahi hota hai???Socho??Kyoki Jab dil hi tut gaya to ''G.K'' kya kare NeErAj BagDiYa
Computor Teacher asks a kid
Computor Teacher asks a kid wat r d two latest varjons of java?Kid Told 1)MARJAVA N 2)MITJAVA,Ishq me dil jaan b naam tere kar java java.NeErAj BagDiYa
STUDENT: But I don't think
STUDENT: But I don't think I deserve a zero on this exam.
TEACHER: Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
FATHER: How are your grades,
FATHER: How are your grades, son?
SON: Under water, Dad.
FATHER: Under water? What do you mean?
SON: They're below C level. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Aik dafa aik aeroplane main
Aik dafa aik aeroplane main 3 mussafir safar kar rahe they .In main se aik russian tha aik american aur aik pakistani tha. ittifaq se teeno aik sath bethey howe they . russian ne kaha k space par sab se pehley ham gaye they.American ne kaha k sab se Pehley chand par ham gaye they.Pakistani ne kuch der tak socha aur phir hansa aur kaha k inshallah sab se pehley sooraj (sun) par ham jaye gay.................tigerpaki03459029997
Man : How old is
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Waiter : I've stewed liver,
Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
a young boy was arrested
a young boy was arrested for murder, his father went to visit him in prison.he told him that their is densely grass around the house and u c that i am old enough, 2 dig those grass. u were the 1 who must dig those grass.boy replied pls don`t ever dig those grass bcoz i hide many guns there. his dad tell the police about it, the police went there and dig all over but they finds nothing. dad went back to his son he said police have dug those grass but they did`nt anything. boy replied i was trying to assist u. arofhizo
little kid asks: mommy don't
little kid asks: mommy don't u have the colgate of aquafresh. mocharlzero
Indian mathematicians meeting held at
Indian mathematicians meeting held at New Delhi yesterday - they
have decided to change the name of zero. The new name will be GANGULY.NOMA--03455916346
Bob calls in to his
Bob calls in to his job:
"Hey, boss I'm not coming to work today. I'm really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I'm not coming into work."
The boss says:
"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Bob calls:
"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I'll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house." Osman +923014876609
fyuefuejjfhjshuidyiejkcxj ehkefhdk
samajh aaya nahi na
mujhe bhi
fyuefuejjfhjshuidyiejkcxjehkefhdk
samajh aaya nahi na
mujhe bhi samajh nahi aayanikhil
bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab
bhagwaan sabse zyada khush kab hota hay
us waqt jab kisi ladki ki izzat lutt
rahi ho or woh chilla rahi hoo
bhagwan ke liye mujhe chordo hanif
When i Die , bury
When i Die , bury me deep
Ten feet down fast as leep
Place my Maths book on my head
Tell my teacher that i am dead
place my geography book on my chest
Tell my teacher how i am at rest
Place my physics in my right hand
Tell my teacher nothing i understand
place my english book on my left
Tell my teacher i tried my best
Also tell my teachers not to cry
For they are those who made me die.Osman (0301-4876609 /
Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat
Aap main Aur Malaika sherawat main kiya fark hey?
color? no. Pesa? no. daish? no. phir kiya hey. janab woh utne kapre ka kastoom bana leti he jitna aap naak saf karne k liye istamal karte ho. ABBAS MUX
Russians dugg 100
meters and found
copper
Russians dugg 100
meters and found
copper cable and said
that they had
telephones 500 years ago
Americans dugg 200
meters and found
optical fibre and said
they had internet
facility 1000 years ago.
indians dugg 1000
meters and didnt find
anything and said that
we had wireless
technology 2000 years ago sayalisalih +919895137022
Boy 2 girl - kya
Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Common Dialoug om exams &
Common Dialoug om exams & 1st wedding night-
"Kaisa Hua"??
"Acha Hua, thoda bada tha, thoda chooth gaya, aata tha per thik se hua nahi!!mohan amritsar
Home : A place where
Home : A place where you can scratch where it itches.
Doctor : A person who cures the ills by pills,
and kills by his bills.
LOVE : Loss Of Valuable Energy
WIFE : Worries Invited For Ever Umer 03004844948
Years ago i came in2
Years ago i came in2 dis world naked & screaming
My goodness, now things have changed when im naked somebody else does the screaming.bigboy 0761725942
The short man was chased
The short man was chased by 2 policeman coz he usually steal "FRENCH POLONY", he ran to his home and hide into a babywalker.They knew that he he was there so checked the place until they give up.On teir way to the door they saw this baby in a babywaker the went to him and say"he is so cute, if we come back we will bring sweets,cakes and cold drink" he said with an adult voice "Dont forget to bring my favourite frnch polony".......slie
eik aadmi aadi raat ko
eik aadmi aadi raat ko apni moti biwi say yeh sisak sisak k marna theak hai ya eik dum.(BIWI)eik dum.(AaDMI)to apni dusri tang b mujh per rakh do. tari gujjar
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai
GIRLS 2006: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma WERNA DOSRA TIYAR HAI....sonia, 03338007007
The world thineest book has
The world thineest book has only one word written in it"EVERYTHING" and the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT " pooja
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing
Teacher:Oxygen is must for Breathing . It was discovered in 1773.
Sardar:Thank God I was born after that .
Pehla Paida hota to mar hi jata .Amna khan
BREAKING NEWS:Nawab Akbar Bugtii Alive.
He
BREAKING NEWS:Nawab Akbar Bugtii Alive.
He escaped from the back door of his cave
On his Honda CD 70
& was Shouting,
"MAIN TAY HONDA ee LAYSAAN"! Funny lover From Karachi 0301-2507279
costomer- whose eggs is this
shopkeeper
costomer- whose eggs is this
shopkeeper - its mine
costomer - ok so give me one dozen of chicken s eggs
wife -suniye kya aap kitchen
wife -suniye kya aap kitchen se garam masala la kar aayenge
husband -magar yahan to nahin hai
wife-- mujha pata tha tumha nahin mila ge is liya main pehla se la aaye baghwan !!!!!!!!!dilawar ali ahah (madeji)
aik din aik larke na
aik din aik larke na apne mummy ko dekha aur kehne laga dekho mummu aik hath chor kar cycle chala raha hooon thodi daar ke bad wo dubara wahan se guzra aur kehna laga dekho mummy main do hath choor kar cycle chala raha hoon thode daar ke baad wo dobara wahan se guzra aur kehne laga dekho mummy main do dantoon ke baghar cycle chala raha hoon dilawar ali shah
A man forgot to zip
A man forgot to zip up.So a lady tells him:U LEFT yr GARAGE open.Man asks:DID U C MY BLACK MERC parked INSIDE?No,she said JUST A MINI COOPER with a FLAT TIRE MJAKES
A little girl to her
A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut"
Mom: " Do you mean its little"
girl: " No Mom! Its salty." Ramis Ali
Q: Agar do pipal ke
Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipalzaibi 03217566867.