It is said that inzamam
It is said that inzamam don't understand english. Once a commentrator asked,"hey inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true"? Inzi said "Bismillah Hirrehman Nira Raheem first of all i thak to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially Afridi do very well if they continue we can have another chance.
teacher: anita ne gass kai
teacher: anita ne gass kai : is ka future tens batao?
sardar student: anita kal dhood degi hahahaha
girl:aamir u will try to
girl:aamir u will try to kiss me ,
mien shor macha don gi,
boy:likan yaha tu door door tak koi nahien hay.
girl:i know but formilty tu karni hi pare gi
lady drinking coke, machar falls
lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaaaaaaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaaaaaaaaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaaaaa
always keep a picture of
always keep a picture of ur wife in ur wallet look at it when u r in trouble u will feel that other problems r not as big as this one
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana
God apun se puchha,kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARK? Apun bola NARK! Apun janta,tum saala dost log udharich milega. Aur jidhar tum log,woich apun ka swarg;-)
sardar where going on a
sardar where going on a motor cycle. policeman gives hand to stop sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen bhete hai tu kaha bethega...! sonu Burhanpur
Xiteez
Teacher:Name
5 polar Animals ?
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Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat
Kisi VAKEEL s pyar mat karna vo kahega"I OBJECT" Kisi DOCTOR S pyar mat karna vo kahega "NEXT" Pyar karna TEACHER Se kahega"DO IT 5Times"
Boys say it's great, boys
Boys say it's great, boys say it's fine.
9 months later they say it's not mine ! ֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641
Girl to Mom: "Is it
Girl to Mom: "Is it true that Babies come out from the same place where Boys put their P---S?"
Mom: "Yes"
Girl: "Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth"
ek din mirinda aur 7up
ek din mirinda aur 7up ladne lage jab pepsi ne poocha applogh kyun ladh rahe hoo, tu mirinda aur 7up ne pepsi se kaha sale kale tu apna kaam kar. khaled
jab gabbar paifa hua tab
jab gabbar paifa hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
fateher-kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the muskan
jab gabbar paifa hua tab
jab gabbar paifa hua tab uski maa ne use 2-3 thappad lagaye
fateher-kya hua?
kambakht peda hote hi puch raha tha kitne admi the muskan
75yrz old man got married
75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old. At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don't know anything and an old man hav 4gotten evrythng Shahbaz Jani
A~L~I
11 Galz ask the
A~L~I
11 Galz ask the fruit seller to give us 11 bananas.Fruit seller:I'll not sell less then 12 bananas.1 Gal said:le le yar,1 kha lein gy.
curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha
curcuit-bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolneka,aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega
MUNNA BHAI-hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai
CURCUIT-bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karneko
MUNNA BHAI-pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega
CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein
MAMMU-ye chand to raat mein nikalta hai aj din mein kaise nikal gaya
GIRL-ullu to raaat mein bolta hai aaj din mein kaise bol pada`
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat
curcuit-hey mammu papad aur jhapat mein kya fark hai
MAMMu-nahi pata
curcuit_to kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega
A question was asked from
A question was asked from inzi we have heard your wife had baby, Inzi: first of all thanks to ALLAH, credit goes to boys they really worked hard its a team effort especially afridi.
When u fall in love
When u fall in love there is no power to stop u,
But only one power that can stop u?
Guess what????
"Abbey di juttian"..
aik larki darzi ki dukan
aik larki darzi ki dukan pa jati hai aur pochti hai, G yah galay miltay hain?Darzi:waisay galay miltay tou nahi hain laykin ap kahti hain tou mil laytay hain. waqas 03455064369
close ur eyes when u
close ur eyes when u think u were ugly.......
after all u will live in dark
make ur luv to galfrnd
make ur luv to galfrnd on valentine day she will tell u a gud news on mothers day then u will hav a child on childrens day dont try this on everyone u will hav a bad news on 1 dec(aids day)muskan
DHAMAKA OFFER
SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2
DHAMAKA OFFER
SEND YOUR GIRLFRND 2 ME
&
GET A CHILD FREE!!
HURRY UP 1ST TEN ENTRIES WILL GET TWINS
YOU CAN B ONE OF LUCKY MAN!!!
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din nayi nayi to milti.
Ravand had 20 eyes but
Ravand had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman!
You have only 2 eyes.......
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravand?
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BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE
BROTHER: BAHN MERE DOST AYE HAI CHAI BANA DO
SISTER: NAHI ME NAHI BANA RAHI
BROTHER: BANA DE JAB TERE YAR AYENGE TAB ME BANA DOUNGA
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Boy: mom, aaj mera dost
Boy: mom, aaj mera dost ghar AA raha hai....
ghar ke sab khilone chhupa de.
Mom: tera dost chor hai kya?
Boy: nahin, who apne khilone pahechan lega.
Full Name: SAMEER
want to hear a dirty
want to hear a dirty joke!!!!
2 pigs jumped in mud
want to hear a clean joke!!!!
they took a bath...
A mans occupation
is 2
A mans occupation
is 2 stick his coqulation
up a womens ventalation
2 increase the population
of the younger generation
if ya wanna demonstration
please lie down
SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT
SON;papa kiya ap kabhi EGYPT gaye he?
PAPA;nahi beta,kyo kiya hua
SON;to phir ye ap itni khof naak
MUMMY kaha se laye he
ALWAYS REMEMBER ME
God apun se bola, "KIDHAR
God apun se bola, "KIDHAR JANE KA "
Jannat Ya Dozakh !
Apun boola " DOZAKH "
U know apun aisa q bola?
Bcoz apun ko maloom k tum sala dost log
wahin mile ga......!!!:-)
SCIENTISTS hav done tests &
SCIENTISTS hav done tests & concluded th@, if a man sleeps wth a Chinese woman wthout a condom, he is likely to have AIDS but it won;t last bcos it's FONG KONG
Paroo Nay Kahaa 200 looon
Paroo Nay Kahaa 200 looon gee hill hill kay dooon gee.
kanjuse shahrukh nay kahaa 100 doon ga main khud hill loon gaa.
parooo nay kaha 100 bhe bachalay haath say hillaa lay..........!
Cops were spreading the message:"No
Cops were spreading the message:"No more street vendors."A Venda woman said 2 de cops:"Why only Vendas,what about street Tsongas,street Zulus & the rest?"
first prisoner:What were you convicted
first prisoner:What were you convicted for?
Second prisoner:Nothing.
First prisoner:Honestly...for nothing.I stole a wallet, but there was nothing in it?
a sardar was working 1st
a sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
a customer GIRL asks:underwear dikhana'
sardar thora sharma ker: g aaj pehna nahi ha.
School- a place where papa
School- a place where papa pays & son plays.
Life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
Life so tht you can die rich.
Nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his.
Bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree.
life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi
life before marriage is AIRTEL-aisi agadi aur kaha! After marriage is HUTCH- whenever go network follows u. but after 5 years life is notreachable. Kingshook
Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I
Mukesh sais to Anil Ambani:"I wnt to kiss ur wife". Anil replied: "Ok but 40paisa per min" anil wife shouted "don't cheat him. Reliance to reliance free.Kingshook
Teacher asked Chotta Sardar:What is
Teacher asked Chotta Sardar:What is answer 7+3? Sardar:counted in his fingers. Techr: It not allowed.Sardr Put it down the hands in his Pocket, And tell the answer is "11" Rakesh
A woman goes to a
A woman goes to a doctor & said: doctor! can u make another hole near my v--na?
Dr: why?
woman: bussines is doing good, so i'm planing to open a new branch
(William)
The more you study. the
The more you study. the more you know,
The more you know. The more you forget,
The more you forget. The less you know,
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Man: please give me black
Man: please give me black colour condom
shopkeeper:why black colour condom????
man:my friend's dead so i want to share the sadness with his wife tomorrow night love_ever
One day a lady coming
One day a lady coming from from a womans meeting said to her husban ntate bare njwale re ya lekana and the husband replied ba le file marente na? siya
JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
result=markets silent,streets
JUST IMAGINE...
life without girls.
result=markets silent,streets empty,police at rest, All mobile companies in loss,no sms,no flowers, no valentiens,no candels, no perfumes, no travelling, ALL THE MEN DIRECT TO HEAVEN ...SaaMer 03002711588
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh
Mashooka: Lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho to.
Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyon na usey wahin rahne diya jaye main doobonga to sahara dega cidny
Devdas says to paro:aik sham
Devdas says to paro:aik sham mera naam ker do.
paro : ja ja main kahan or tu kahan.
Devdas:itna garoor tu CHAND ko bhi nahin hai.
Paro:kase hota CHAND per dagh jo hain.
Devdas called his son(CHAND):Tu aaj phir nahi nahea... IMMI
Teacher, billi k itnay saray
Teacher, billi k itnay saray bachay kun hotay hain?
student, miss agar aap bhi kapray uttar kar bahir ghoomain to aap k us se bhi ziada hon gay.sameer