VATTE OS HI BERI NU
VATTE OS HI BERI NU PENDE NE,JIS BERI DE MITHE BER HUNDE NE.MUSIBATTAN OS HI KAUM TE PENDIA NE,JIS KAUM DE MARD DILER HUNDE NE.KAUN PUCHHDA KAVAAN TE GIDRAAN NU,KAID PINJRE CHE BAAJ TE SHERHUNDE NE.I M PROUD TO B A PUNJABIBy Rajni
Ibaadat rabb di te chehra
Ibaadat rabb di te chehra yaar da howe,sajde khuda di te rasam pyaar di howe,aashiqaan de mazhab di ki dassiye,zikar rabb da te gal dildaar di howe. By Rajni
Khushboo teri yaari di saanu
Khushboo teri yaari di saanu mehka jaandi hai,teri har ik kitti hoyi gal saanu behka jaandi hai,saah taan bahut der lagaande ne aun -jaan vich,har saah ton pehle teri yaad aa jaandi hai By Rajni
dil 20 13 80 20
dil 20 13 80 20 tere ( read it in punjabi) By Atif
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!
Ishq ishq ta har koi
Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi Channa( A River) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
Dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
vekhan waale bada pasand karde
sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha Rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana Rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!
Jo assar hai akh di
Jo assar hai akh di maar ander
oh na teer te na talwaar andar
ohna Rab nu labh ke ki lena
Jinna paa leya Rab nu yaar ander!!!
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!
Aaj vo humse jannat mein
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikli.....
Fiteh Mooh Tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
SMS bhejan da nahi si
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
Teri gali whicho langaa ge
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
ru know full fom of
ru know full fom of DARLING ?
D = dear
A = always
R = remembar
L = love
I = is
N = not
G = game
D.K
If i was a dog
If
If i was a dog
If i was a dog
and u are a flower
I would raise my leg
and give u a shower
neema t
A husband was stung by
A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen.His wife prayed, "Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is. Baboshisto
It's better to stay away
It's better to stay away from girls. Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your lifesanthu
this is your mobile operator
this is your mobile operator we can see that you are too dump to use your mobile please put it on the floor and start jumping on it remzozo
aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe
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aakhe faad ke kya dekh rahe ho jaki
chan ka sms aya tha forward kar diya
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BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A
BUY A SCOOTY.....PICK UP A BEAUTY,DRINK A FROOTY.... TAKE HER TO OOTY,REMOVE HER NIGHTY...DO UR DUTY.,AFTER 9 MONTHS ... GET A CUTY};-pasha
What is the height of
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with "TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN". By Amit
there are 3 chambers in
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!By Ikram
oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
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oT TnAW T2UL I
+THpinboop YA2
!..2mA3rb T33w2
! .. niH)A2 2'rU
Confused na? Read it in a mirror.. Now...
Bye!
Very good! Intelligent
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Intelligent Ho!
Kal A-B-C-D sikhenge...
He came at night,
explored
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
I really deeply wish tat
I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
Press down down more Ok
Press down down more Ok more YES ahh ohh yes almost there yeah oh shit harder SO GOOD ! mmmmm That's how I sex on text !
A girl phoned me the
A girl phoned me the other day and said..."Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home
Lastnite i went 2 bed
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..cold,naked,thinking of u, missing ur warmth, ur soft touch against my skin. Where were u lastnite,
my lovely pyjamas
Come here,take off urs pants
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!
Always start your day with
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X S - SMILE E - ENERGY X - XCITEMENT so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCSEXFUL! in LIFE.
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces...
Enter Password 2 touch my
Enter Password 2 touch my heart !
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wrong Code !
U Have touched my legs
Anyway ... Take my blessings...
!!! NEE YONNUM NANNAVOOLADA!!!
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Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol
Rajadi rajan, villali veeran, kidilol kidilan, parama sundaran, sarvaguna sampannan, athi dayaalu, idivettu taram, maha balavan, kerala, tamilnadu, banglure college kumarimarude swapna kamukan".(your name )" avarkal ihta urakkam unarnne...dum dum..dum..dumBy sajid
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Aval kuninju,Njan
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Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil
Hollywood Thirai padam:
"CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN)
appuram Sunday
Hollywood Thirai padam:
Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)sajid
Sorry 2 disturb u If
Sorry 2 disturb u If r Not busy
if u r not working
if u r not tired if u r not lazy
plese answer me
AYYAPPANTE AMMA
ETRA
NEYYAPPAM CHUTTU?..sajid