Love sms Santa: Itne kam marks? Do
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.


Love sms Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're
Jeeto: yelled at Santa: U're gonna b really sorry! I'm going to LEAVE you!
Santa: Make up ur mind! Which one is it gonna be?

Love sms Santa went to see a
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.

Love sms Santa was looking at a painting
Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body, he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.

Love sms Santa was standing in sun
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat

Love sms Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.


Love sms Santa goes to buy an underwear
Santa goes to buy an underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.

Love sms Jeeto & Preeto were talking
Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual & dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here

Love sms Santa suffering from cold was shivering
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai

Love sms Santa was riding on a horse
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

Love sms O' meray makhna ....... Meno
O' meray makhna ....... Meno yaad rakhna ...... Har veley hasna ..... Koi problem ho to dasna ..... Kisey da dil na torna ..... Magar SMS karna na chorna !¤!
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Love sms jagtay rehna meray tay na
jagtay rehna meray tay na rehna,agar tusi jaag rahay ho tay sow jaow,agar sow raah ho ta jaag jaow, nai Copyright www.lovelysms.com
tay a sms tahanu appu jaaga laow ga
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Full Name: Shoaib
Mobile: +923334582750

Love sms Yaad teri wich saanu chain
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol time koi naa.

Love sms Yaran de sache pyar nu
Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,
mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,
Punjabi sabiachar nu yaad rakhin,
dil de kisi kone which iss nimane yaar nu yaad rakhin.

Love sms Yaad teri wich saanu chain
Yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na, Saade utte tenu reham koi na, Horan nu tu din raat SMS kare, saade leyi
tere kol time koi naa.

Love sms AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na
AMLI kehnda hai: Kafan na pao mere Chehre te, mainu aadat hai muskraun di.
Ajj di raat na dafnaao mainu yaro, aaj umeed hai Bhukki wale truck de aaun di.

Love sms Tere naal dosti akhri sah
Tere naal dosti akhri sah tak nibawange,
Tere pairan thalle assi ta talliyaan tikaawange,
Jado marzi parakh lai mere dosta,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Teri mashuk asi phasavange.

Love sms Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu
Mein pucheya rab nu: Tu jag pyaar da vairi kyun bana chadya?
Rab hasseya te boleya: Tu kehra mere naal changi kiti hai. Tu v taan yaar nu rab bana chadeya

Love sms Pyaar sab ne rabb nu
Pyaar sab ne rabb nu vakh-vakh ditta,
kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh ditta,
Sahnu tuhade jeha yaar ditta,
lakh ton v sava-lakh ditta.

Love sms Dil kare Geet Ban Ke Tere
Dil kare
Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan,
Dil Kare
Panchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava,
Dil Kare
Banna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava,
Dil kare
Banna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!

Love sms Kalam pharke ohde te kuch
Kalam pharke ohde te kuch likhan lagga, das ohda bholapan likhan ya ohdi chaturai likhan,
Dona rahaan te ake mere hath ruk gaye, das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai likhan,
Hasse lut ke oh dilan de haal puucchdi, das ohdi majburi likhaan ya bewafaai likhan

Love sms Asi Mobile on rakhya te
Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laryaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita

Love sms Ainvain rus ke naan saathon
Ainvain rus ke naan saathon mukh mod mitra,
saada tairai to baigair kaida hor mitra,
uthi hundi hai umid jithae jor mitra,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
tainun mairi nahin par mainun tairi lod mitra
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Full Name: Tanu

Love sms (1) tairai dil di mitra
(1) tairai dil di mitra tu jaane,
saade dil wich yaari tairi hai,
tu jinan chir saada yaar rahe ,
sanun onin umar bathairi hai.

Love sms Punjabi Translation: 'Mano Billi, Mano
Punjabi Translation:
'Mano Billi, Mano Billi, kithe gai si?'
'Rani Ji nu milan main vilayat gai si'
'Ki chan chareya tu othe ja ke?'
'Ghar wapis aa gai main chuhe kha ke!'
Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

Love sms 'Pussy cat Pussy cat, where
'Pussy cat Pussy cat, where have you been?'
'I have been to London to see the Queen'
'Pussy cat Pussy cat what did you there?'Copyright www.lovelysms.com
'I frightened a little mouse under the chair!'

Love sms I am ne eat keetay
I am ne eat keetay panj sat (7) Ganney
Farmer jii ne sanoon puchiya y have u panney ganney
I am nay answer dita my dear kisaaan
panj sat ganiyan naal tuwada ki nukaan

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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155

Love sms Dil kare Geet Ban Ke Tere
Dil kare
Geet Ban Ke Tere Bullan Te Aawan,
Dil Kare
Panchi Ban Ambari Udd Jaava,
Dil Kare
Banna Ek Taara Kade Chamka Kade Tutt Jaava,
Dil kare
Banna Teriyan Akhan De Hanjhoo Te Tere Saare Dukh Pee Jaava!
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Full Name: Fahad
Mobile: 0301-6656568

Love sms Asaan dil de yaar mobile
Asaan dil de yaar mobile vich, tuhaady pyar di sim pwai ay,
keta load main card armanaan da
vich hijar di
bettery pai ay.....
nit hasrataan naal inno charge
kraindan.....
vich dard di tune bhrai ay.....
teri yaad de signal aonday ne.....
par call kaddy nai aai ay........
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Full Name: cool mind
Mobile: 03334263108

Love sms Dost hon-te Hanjuan di vi
Dost hon-te Hanjuan di vi shaan hundi hai,
Dost na hon-te mehfill vi shamshaan hundi ay,Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sara khed te dosti da aay, nai te Janaza te Baraat....
ik samaaan hundi ayy.
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Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms Yadan terian nu pulna hum
Yadan terian nu pulna hum Okha ho gia,
Jo dity nay tu gham Ohna nu sehna Okha ho gia,
Tu jaaan lagy keh dita, Pul ja menu
Hun Ohna galaan nu pulana Okha ho gia.
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Full Name: ֧m Hd
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms Yari kisy naal lawaayn tenu
Yari kisy naal lawaayn tenu tad pata lagy,
Kity tor k nibhawyn tenu tad pata lagy,
Jehrian dukhan di kahani tu firdi sunaundi,
Kisy dukhi nu sunawayn tenu tad pata lagy.
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Full Name: ֧m
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms Shayad tu meri nai hona,
Shayad tu meri nai hona, rab to vi vadh kar tenu pyar chuke haan..
Tenu teri pasand da mile saathi, asi ta koshisha kar himmat haar chuke haan...
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Full Name: mandeep

Love sms Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu
Koi Kar Ke Shararat Tainu Daran Nu Ji Karda,Bhul Ke Dhuk Dard Mera Tainu Hasan Nu Ji Karda,Us Rab Naal Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Nahi Vasta Koi, Mera Ta Tainu Rab Banaun Nu Ji Karda
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Full Name: hassan
Mobile: 03028700420

Love sms Mainu yaar-yaar karde rahe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, es yaar
Mainu yaar-yaar karde rahe,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
es yaar ne sanu rula dita,...........................................
hora ton ki umida si,jad yaar ne hi bhula dita,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
mudke dosti nahi karni main,menu yaar ne sayana bana dita.
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123

Love sms Bari warsi khatan gia si,khat
Bari warsi khatan gia si,khat k lianda Pajama
jeda mera sms paran-to bad Pangra na pawayyy...
Apni Mashoooq de Bachian da Mama ;)
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Full Name: Osman
Mobile: +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich Copoy Akhbar di
sukkiyaan Rotiyaan vaich
Copoy Akhbar di Raddi Vaich
Loya Lailan Vaich
Teen DabbaVaichCopyright www.lovelysms.com
Addiyaan Aali Juttiyaan Vaich
Par...
Maino msg Phaij
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Full Name: sadia

Love sms Oh menu dekhi jaandi c,
Oh menu dekhi jaandi c, main ohnu vekhi jaanda c
Na paper mainu aanda c, na paper ohnu aanda c֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms Rabb kare tu sada hasdi
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms Padna-likhna chad pare, Nakal te rakh
Padna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
chak Rajai te So jaa bhagta,
Rabb karuga paas!!!֧m +92 (0) 3454 566641

Love sms LOIYA WAICH LO, LAILAN WAIC H
LOIYA WAICH LO, LAILAN WAIC
H LO, CHAN BOORA WAICH LO, PLASTICK DIAN TOOTIAN JOOTIAN WAICH LOO KUCH WE WAICH LO CHAITHE KAR BALANCE PAWA TAY SMS PAIJ DO Behzad Khan Sherwani

Love sms Jeenu dil dai vich vasaaya
Jeenu dil dai vich vasaaya assi
ek pal na kade bhulaya assi
bada loka kolo lukaya assi
o raaj bewaffa hai
mein taaz banava kidae laie
meri mumtaaz bewaffa hai meenu sapra

Love sms PANI VICH PATHAR NA MARYA
PANI VICH PATHAR NA MARYA KAR
IS PANI NU KOI HOR VI PEENDA HEGA
ZINDGI THODAE DIN DI HAI HAS KAI JIYA
KAR TENU VEKH KOI HOR VI ZINNDA HEGA
........................FOR MY JAANU shuchi sapra

Love sms jadoon ve mobile de tali
jadoon ve mobile de tali aandi a.
maray dil de dharkan ruk jaandi a.
kisay da khyal dil vich onda a .Copyright www.lovelysms.com
per jadoon yes karan lagna wan.
per
per
per
per
o tay miss call e ho jandi a

Love sms teri umar ki lambi m,ala
teri umar ki lambi m,ala man so lakh moti or jadan........tuja jitni kushian ab mili han is se dugni or milan......

Love sms Press down 5 times to
Press down 5 times to become sweet...
1
2
3
4
5
Tusi v ne?
Pehle hi inne sweet ho fir v press kittay ja rahay hoo...
Ahsan 0321-8666122

Love sms jad meri chita balegi tai
jad meri chita balegi tai aasma laal hovaega
tussi khafan chuk kai vekhna hotha tai twada hi na hovaega meenu

Love sms labhdae ha sahara, sahara nahi labhda ek
labhdae ha sahara,
sahara nahi labhda
ek vari milya o dobara nahi labhda
gva dai samunder vich khava main gotae
mukader di gal hai kinara nahi labhda
meenu

Love sms katheyo baina we gawara nahi
katheyo baina we gawara nahi kita
rehna faraq mitaya te inna loka
oh nadan sajjan ki jan,nda si
ulta sabaq parhaya te innah loka
oh te nahi si rahna ik pall we door maitho
maheya door vasaya te innah loka
roz e mehshar saru fareyad karsi Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Love sms Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde
Kashtiyan nu vi kinare milde ne,sahareyan nu vi sahare milde ne,kaun kehnda hai k duniya ch dost nahi,kuch dost jaan to vi pyare milde ne.....(Copyright www.lovelysms.com)Raman