I reali do care n
I reali do care n i wana b dere,
n u can take me anywhere,
stay wif me n il letchu c, Copyright www.lovelysms.com
in my hart ul owez b.
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Full Name: aBy ABNORMAL
Mobile: 0123173765
Adam and Eve did it,
Adam and Eve did it, Anthony and Cleopatra pracised it, Romeo and Juliet died for it, King Solomon sinned for it, so what would you do for love????
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Full Name: Khanyi
Mobile: 0723177944
The day we met,
dat wuz
The day we met,
dat wuz by chance,
but da relationship we had,
wuz more den we cud sense.
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Full Name: aBy ABNORMAL
Mobile: 0123173765
It shines as a blazing
It shines as a blazing sun,
it weighs owh wut a ton,
it tingles my evry nerve,
dis is wut dae call lurve.
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Full Name: aBy ABNORMAL
Mobile: 0123173765
'til death do us apart',
im
'til death do us apart',
im sayin dis tru fwom d hart,
lurve is no piece of art,
neither it is a joke of a fart.
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Full Name: aBy ABNORMAL
Mobile: 0123173765
I looked at a sweet,
I looked at a sweet, beautiful rose, and then I looked at you, and I kept looking at you, for the rose isn't as beautiful as you. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: adilmehboob
Mobile: 0321 4870654
Train station par ruki. Ek
Train station par ruki. Ek aadmi khidki ke paas baethe sardar se- Kaun sa station hai?Sardar bahar dekh kr kuch der soch kar "lag to Railway Station raha hai".
KARAN-09839686285
a grl in a wedding
a grl in a wedding ceremony want 2 go 2 da toilet. she asked a sardar, sardarji su su kernay ki jaga dikhao.
sardar replied unaughty girl pehlay tum dikhao. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: tayyab
Mobile: 03214144564
sardarji (raste se jate samay
sardarji (raste se jate samay friend se ek chig dekhake):
are yar main ese kahi dekha hain
second sardarji:han main bhi ese kahi dekha hain
first sardarji(use sungh kar ):are yar yad aaraha hain.
second sardarji:ha muse bhi yad aa raha hain.
first saradarji:test leta hain aur kahata hain are yar yah
to gobar hain acha huaa main es per pair nahi diya.
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Full Name: shirya
interviewee;wat z ur date of
interviewee;wat z ur date of birth?sardar;nov 28.interviewer;which year?sardar;abey ullu everyyear. Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: mumo
Mobile: oo919849100056
SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G
SARDARNE 2 SARDR SARDAR G MAIN NE AJ PANE KO BEWAKOOF BANAYA SARDAR.WO KAISAY SARDARNE.
MAIN NE PANE GARAM KYA PER THANDAY SE NAHA LYA HA HA HA BABLOO.03045239071
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Full Name: BABLOO
Mobile: 03045239071
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate
Aik Sardar Apnae Marriage Certificate ku 1 hour sae Dekh raha tha.
Begam Ai Booli, Tusi inni Dair Say Kia Dekh Rahe Hu?
Sardar Bola, Expiry Date Dekh raha hoon......
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Full Name: Sonum
Mobile: 03204186155
Ek sardar exame dene gaya
Ek sardar exame dene gaya to apnay saath palumber ko saath le kar gaya.
guess karo kyun le kar gaya?
aray yaar simple hai us ko yeh news mili thi k paper leage ho gaya. ha ha ha ha ha ha.Sonum.03204186155.
teacher told all students in
teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
A sardarji photographer is focusing
A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"
Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
A Sardar saw a Beautiful
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?" Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sardar: B.Com final year"
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Full Name: Irfan Sunpal
Mobile: 0322-6100395 / 0300-7300331
Sardarji is filling up a
Sardarji is filling up a job application...........................
He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
Then came the column Salary Expected.....................
After much thought he writes: Yes.............................
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123
How do you make a
How do you make a Sardar laugh on "Saturday"?
Tell him "a joke Tuesday
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Full Name: Waqar
Mobile: 03454347097 or 03344051123
Sardar: Will u merry ,
Sardar: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die .Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sardar: No i will also live with ur sister.
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Full Name: SMS KING
Mobile: 0300-4794610
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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Full Name: zubair
Mobile: 0345-5084071
Sardar on phone "Doctor my
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child? Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
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Full Name: shashi
a sardar bunked his office
a sardar bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his
coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA.
Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I
Sardar: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
Sardar: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
Sardar: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi" Taabi
Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon
Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!He said
"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI"
In aptitude test
River Kaveri is
In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
a sardar on an interview
a sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question.
interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?
Sardar : Thanks for giving me the job i will investigate.
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ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha...
ek sradar sochta raha...sochta raha... sochta raha... saari zindagi sochta raha aur sochtay sochtay hi mar gaya k meri behan k 3 bhai hain tau mere 2 kyoun????
ek sardar shadi se phley
ek sardar shadi se phley apni bewi ko gana sunata hai mera mehbob mary sanam or sahdi key bad mai kery pasey jawona mai manji kethy dawna Junaid Azhar
WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED
WHY WAS SARDAR JEE ARRESTED IN A POLITICAL RALLY. BECOZ HE SAW A GIRL GOING AROUND WITH A BADGE ON HER CHEST WHICH SAID"PRESS" AND SARDAR JEE PRESSED IT.Ali Imran(Banker)03004313004
A sardar married to a
A sardar married to a short girl.people asked to sardar why you married such a short girl. He replied our guru gee says maseebat jitni choti ho utna he acha hota hay. Ali Imran(Banker)03004313004
do sardar ja rahah hote
do sardar ja rahah hote hain,k samne se eik pregnant auorat aa rahih hoti hai,sardar dousre sardar se khata hain kiyaa is ko bhi laal chuti ne kaata hainjaji khan ( 0345 2094140)
SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj
SARDARNI SAY:- aji sunday o..Aj 3 dako aaye see.. unhaan nay mere izat lut laee jay.
SARDAR SAY:-toon onhaan noo rokya naeen....?
SARDARNI REPLIES:- bohot rokya see... per o rukay e naeen.... kehen lagay HUN SANO JAAN DAY...ASSI THAK GAEE AAN aamirmultan 03216324676
sardar g nay hotel may
sardar g nay hotel may aik aissie larki ki demand ki jissay AIDS ho
wajah poochi tu sardar g nay kaha"mere say meri biwi ko aids homeri biwi say mere bhai ko,bhai say bhabi ko,bhabi say,papa ko,papa say mama ko,mama say parosee ko, tab usay pata chalay ga k sardar ki maan saay sex karnay ka kiya injaam hota hai sony
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy
Ek Sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko A,B,C Aaty hai to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty hia..
Sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee Ullu k pathy 9 A,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to Alif,, Be,,Main ata hai:)hamid ali 03026634069
A sardar saw a board
A sardar saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".
Sardar got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid" Osman (0301-4876609 ~03454566641)
ek sardar ne Ek Cow
ek sardar ne Ek Cow ke kiss kar le. oor sath main he Toooba karny lagy k Guru nanak g Mujy maaf kar dain mairy zehan main shaitan(devil) aa giya tha, Ussy waqt Shaitan Hazir ho giya oor Sardar se kehny laga, Oyee Ullu K Pathy yeh jo harkat tum ne ke yeh yeh harkat to mairy zehan main b nahe the hamid ali 03026634069
Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i
Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata.I love u kehta aur fir gir jata. Girl: ye Kya kar rahe ho Sardar: i m falling in love.NeErAj BagDiYa
2sardars go for a drive.
2sardars go for a drive. . . .OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . .sardar puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..dog
Sardar apni BIBI k sath
Sardar apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne aaina set kiya. Ye dekhte hi SARDAR gusse me bolaMeri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA dog
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam
Premika-Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nhi he tumhe!Srdar Premi-Oye, Pyar krne wale kisi ki prwah Nahi karte dog
What is Common between :
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays. Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
sardar. to his friend:yaar bari
sardar. to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
friend.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai sadif,03455767007.
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5 and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00 03218491222 kina
Sardarji went to party and
Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney. 03218491222 kina
interviewer: How does an electric
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SARDAR: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SARDAR: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..Indrajeet K
Once a sardar was looking
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Sardar car ki battery change
Sardar car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Sardar - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi.Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
A sardar on an interview
A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was
asked a question
Interviewer - Who killed Gandhiji ?
Sardar - Thanks for giving me the job, I will
investigateOsman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Sardar returns book to library,
Sardar returns book to library, bangs it on table &
says - What a shit ?
"I read the whole book, too many character, no story
at all" ?.
Librarian : So, you are the one who took the Telephone
Directory....Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)
Sardarji, tell me ...., what
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service Osman (0301-4876609 / 0345-4566641)