wesu to app k sary
wesu to app k sary kam ulty hoty hai...
sirf ek mobile hi seda pakarty ho...
ajj mobile b ulta pakar kr deko...
or ye parho...
6u!|!ws d33>|
By: ilyas 03339685581 or 03453980031
hr bar apki salamti ki
hr bar apki salamti ki dua karngy,
teri arzo mia apni hasti fana karngy,
tum chaho daman bacha lo hamsy,
ham marty dam tak app sy wafa karngy.
By: ilyas 03339685581 or 03453980031
kanjos sms me
sms karny k
kanjos sms me
sms karny k faiday,
1 mobile ko zang nahi lagy ga
2 time pass ho jata hai
3 parhnay wala kush ho jaye ga
4 contact bana rahy ga
5 or tumhay koi kanjos nahi kahy ga
By: ilyas 03339685581 or 03453980031
Only 4 Sweet Friends
Bank Balance
Only 4 Sweet Friends
Bank Balance Office wali k liye, Marcides Paros wali k liye. Dil main Flat Sali k liye. Credit Card Collage wali k liye, or DEFANCE main BANGLA ghar wali k liye.
By: BAD BOY
Mubbark ho
aab khush ho jaa
govt
Mubbark ho
aab khush ho jaa
govt nay teri suun li
aabi aabi khabar aye hay
kay govt nay market waloon ko kay diya
kay aab wo apni shop par ek inch ka condom rakha karain :)
By: ali's 0302-2776711
MEDICAL REPRESENTATIVES
Agar medical rep film
MEDICAL REPRESENTATIVES
Agar medical rep film banahay to film kay naam yeh hoon gay,
1(STOCK AYA ORDER NA AYE.
2(KAHO NA 100% HAY.
3(HUM ADJUSTMENT DAY CHUKHAY SANAM.
4(HAMARA STOCK APP KAY PASS HAY.
5(FARLOO MARA AAP NAY.
6(AAH AAB WORKING KO CHALAIN.
7(TERMINATE TO HOONA HI THA.
8(PAISAY WALAY 100% KAR JAYEN GAY.:(
By: ali\\\'s 0302-2776711
a pathan f--king a girl
a pathan f--king a girl in car, ek police man ata hay.
Police man: kya ho raha hay?
Pathan: u can't see?
Police man: mera number kab aye ga.
Pathan: bus yeh larkhi farik ho jaye.
By: ali\'s 0302-2776711
Jahan sawal ke badley sawal
Jahan sawal ke badley sawal hota hai,
wahan he se muhabaton ka zawal hota hai,
kisi ko apna banana hunar he sehi,
magar kisi ka ban ke rehna bhi kamal hota hay...!
0302-8990606
By: Ashfaq
gali main derd ke purze
gali main derd ke purze talash kerti thi,
meray khatot ke tukre talash kerti thi.
bhulaye kon aziat pasandian us ki,
khushi ke dher main sadmay talash kerti thi,
ajab hijar parasti thi us ki fitrat main,
shajar ke tootey pate talash kerti thi,
ghuma phira ke judai ki baat kerti thi,
hamesha hijar ke herbe talash kerti thi,
duain kerti thi ujre hoe mazaron per,
bare ajeeb sahare talash kerti thi,
mujhay to ajj bataya hai badlon ne,
wo lot ane ke raste talash kerti thi,
i misssssss uuuu till gul.
0344-3444555
By: KAMRAN TANVEER
Dil ko dil se juda
Dil ko dil se juda na karo pyar se pyar dil se dil do aur humare lye ik pyari rat do,
By: hai hum jaisa
Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi
Wife n Mobile:
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai
By: Javed
hello how r u yuar
hello how r u yuar bap ki mis call ay thi subah agar sms milay to mujay mis call daina 1 bat kahoon i like u very much
By: couzan
Javed
Mein aur meri tanhayee..
Khamoshiyan teri
Mein aur meri tanhayee..
Khamoshiyan teri mujhse baatein karti hain, meri har aah har dard samajhti hain. Pata hai majbuur hai tu bhi aur main bhi, phir bhi aankhein tere deedar ko tarasti hain
By: Mubeen
03085143234
Wife:Suno j i mujhe new
Wife:Suno j i mujhe new brazier lenaa hai
Husband:Brazier ki kya zarorat hai itne chotay chotay tu haim.
Wife:kal tumne underwear liya mai kuch boli.......
Nadeem Khan
03216782013
By: Nadeem Khan
genarea
apnay ehsas say choo kar
genarea
apnay ehsas say choo kar sanal kar do
main k sadion say adhoora hon mukamal kardo
By: suhail
nanhaa sa dil mera dharkay
nanhaa sa dil mera dharkay hai baar baar,
jab tujhe dekha phele baar ,
mere dil nay kaha mujhe ho gaya hai tum say pyaar...........
By: neal dutta
SMS BHEJNE KI NIYYAT
MEIN NIYYAT
SMS BHEJNE KI NIYYAT
MEIN NIYYAT KARTA HOON SMS KARNE KI;
WASTE SWEET REPLY KE;
4RM APNE DOST KE;
MOUN MERA MOBILE TOWER KI TARF;
;DELIVER HOOO;
03043087878
NADEEM SHAZ
usse taaluk hi kuch aisa
usse taaluk hi kuch aisa raha hia doston,
jab bhi socha use aankh bhar aayi hai...
Aao kutch kadam hum sath chale
rahe adam mein gale mille
kutch tum kaho
kutch hum kahe
hum sabke dil mein tum raho
tumhare dil mein hum rahin
aao kutch kadam hum sath chale
YAJUVENDER SINGH RANA
Bin uske zindagi dard hai
Bin uske zindagi dard hai tanhayi hai,
meri aankhon mein kyon maut simat aayi hai,
kehte hai log ishq ko ibadat yaaron,
ibadat me phir kyon ruswayi hai,
wo na aaya to dil ko lubhane ko mere,
shab-e-hijar me uski yaad chali aayi hai,
mehfil mein reh kar bhi tanha rehna,
ye ada uski mohabbat ne sikhlayi hai,
ye bhi uski mohabbat ki inayat hai yaaron,
main tamasha bana aur duniya tamashayee hai,
intezar me kisike na raat ko barbaad karna,
doobte taaron ne mujhe baat ye samjhayi hai,
Janm se jho pyaar ki
Janm se jho pyaar ki hai pyaasi aaj tak
Sukhe ki ek misaal-si, lagthi hai zindagi !!
Lapetne se laab nahi, jisko jara bhi
Tar-tar shaal-si, lagthi hai zindagi !!
Trahii ke alawa,na likha kuch bhi bhagya main
Bhaad aur aakaal-si, lagthi hai zindagi !!
Prashna main koyee bhi kabhi ker saka na hal
Ruby jhateel sawaal-si, lagthi hai zindagi !!
Ser main safhed bhaal-si lagthi
Ser main safhed bhaal-si lagthi hai zindagi
Chechak sareekhe gaal-si, lagthi hai zindagi !!
Aaye tho kaise raas, mujhko aaye zindagi
Makhdi ke bhune jaal-si, lagthi hai zindagi !!
Gamon ko mujhse ek chahat
Gamon ko mujhse ek chahat is ho gayi hai,
main udaas nahi, udaas rehne ki aadat is ho gayi hai,
ye kaisa wakt aya hai ke subah bhi so gayi hai,
kudrat se shayad roshni hi kho gayi hia,
jane kyon wo mujhse ajnabi as ho gaya hai,
lagta hai aisa ke phoolon se khushbu hi kho gayi hia,
ye kaisi hawa mere jism ko chhu gayi hai,
ukhdi ukhdi saans bhi be-rubt ho gayi hai,
Kyon zindagi ki raat itni taweel ho gayi hai,
mujhse shayad pyar ki bhool ho gayi hai,
ab to duniya bahut khush ho gayi hai,
saans to chal rahi hai lekin rooh saath chhod gayi hia...
Jawani ko zindagi ka nikhaar
Jawani ko zindagi ka nikhaar kahte hai
patjhad ko chaman ka majdhar kahte hai
ajeeb chalan hai duniya ka yaaro
ek dhokha hai jise hum sab pyaar kahte hai
Kya kya baatein wo apni
Kya kya baatein wo apni tehreer me likhti hai,
ek nayi takdeer meri takdeer me likhti hai,
wo aisi hamdard ke apne pyar ke saare lafz
mere haathonki lakeer me likhti hai,
koi raaz chhupana shayad pasand nahi use,
wo apna har khwab khuli tabeer me likhti hai,
main uska ek man-chaha qaidi hoon isiliye
naam mera wo zulfon ki zanjeer me likhti hai,
bol uthe ek ek ta'assur us ke chehre se,
Saari kahani wo apni tasveer me likhti hia,
khoob chehekti hai wo khat ke pehle hisse mein,
lekin dil ki sachhi baat aakhir mein likhti hai,
jis khoobi se pehchana jaye koi shakhs,
qudrat wo khoobi uske khoon-e-khameer me likhti hai...
Raaston se kankar hata nahi
Raaston se kankar hata nahi sakte
apni pehchaan unko bata nahi sakte
zindagi ki raah mein bane the humsafar
kyun wo ye pyaar nibha nahi sakte
Wo jo chahta tha wo
Wo jo chahta tha wo rahe sirf mera bankar,
wohi mera deewana mujhe chhod kar jana chahta hai,
wo mujhse door bahut door jaana chahta hai
wo mujhe bilkul bhool jana chahta hai...
wo jo usne ek ek
wo jo usne ek ek eint jod kar
pyar bhara ghar banaya tha mera
wo use mujhse cheen kar
kisi aur ke hawale kar ke jaana chahta hai,
mere dil me kuch mithi
mere dil me kuch mithi yaadein hai
kuch gaye wakton ki baatein hai
wo in sab baaton ko in yaadon ko
mere zehen se mita kar jaana chahta hai,
Bas kuch rasmein hai,
jo wo
Bas kuch rasmein hai,
jo wo nibha kar jana chahta hai,
bas kuch wade hai
jo wo tod kar jaana chahta hai
Wo mujhe bhool jana chahta
Wo mujhe bhool jana chahta hai,
wo mujhse door bahut door jana chahta hai...
Ulfat mein kabhi ye haal
Ulfat mein kabhi ye haal hota hai
aankhen hansti hai magar dil rota hai
maante hai jise hum manzil apni
humsafar uska koi aur hota hai
Ye aur baat hai ke
Ye aur baat hai ke unhe fursat hi nahi
aye mere dil yun na toot jaya kar
kyon taraste ho unke liye
unki nazron me teri koi aukaat hi nahi,
anjaane me labon pe aa gayi ye baat
warna to hamein shikwon ki aadat hi nahi
Umr guzar di teri chahat me is tarah,
jaise badh ke tujhse koi ibaadat hi nahi,
ab ban ke nadaan baithe hai wo yun,
dil tod dena jaise koi baat hi nahi...
Waqt tow hame bhula chuka
Waqt tow hame bhula chuka hai
kahi muqaddar bhi na bhjula de
pyaar hum isliye nahi karte kyunki
darte hain koi phir se na rula de
Hum ko kiske gam ne
Hum ko kiske gam ne maara ye kahani phir sahi,
kisne toda dil hamara ye kahani phir sahi,
Dil ke lautne ka sabab puchho na sab ke samne,
naam aayega tumhara ye kahani phir sahi,
Nafraton ke tair kha kar doston ke shaher mein
hum ne kis kisko pukara ye kahani phir sahi,
Kya batayein pyar ki baazi wafa ki raah mein,
kaun jeeta kaun haara ye kahani phir sahi,
Hum ko kiske gam ne maara ye kahani phir sahi,
kisne toda dil hamara ye kahani phir sahi...
Kabhi patjhad mein bahar aati
Kabhi patjhad mein bahar aati hai
kabhi bahar mein bhi phool nahi khilte
kisi ki laash par banta hai tajmahal
kisi ki laash ko kafan nahi milte
bhul se agar bhul ho
bhul se agar bhul ho jaaye to bhul samjhkar bhul jaane bhulana sirf bhul ko bhulkar bhi hume mat bhul jana.
wo bewafa hamara imtihaan kya
wo bewafa hamara imtihaan kya legi milayegi nazron se nazar ko nazar jhuka legi. Use meri kbr pr diya jalane ko mat kehna wo nadan hai dosto apna haath jala legi.
tumhari dosti ka sila har
tumhari dosti ka sila har hal me denge khuda bhi mange ye dil to use taal denge agr dil bhi kahe ki tum bewafa ho to ise bhi seene se nikal denge.
love start with a smile
love start with a smile grows with a kiss and ends with a tear but friendship start with eyes grows with an understanding and ends with death.
mana ye waqt hame yaad
mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi par bewaqt hi yaad kar liya karo mana aapke aas pass sari duniya hai kabhi humari kami ka bhi ehsaas kar liya karo.
dosti naam hai sukh dukh
dosti naam hai sukh dukh ke afsane ka, dosti raaj hai sda muskurane ka yeh koi pal pal ki ristedari nahi dosti to farz hai umar bhar saath nibhane ka.
har baat samjhane ke liye
har baat samjhane ke liye nahi hoti zindagi hamesha pane ke liye nahi hoti yaad aksar aati hai apki par har yad jataane ke liye nahi hoti.
duriyan bahut hai par itna
duriyan bahut hai par itna samajh lena ki paas rehkar hi koi rishta khas nahi hota aap dil ke pass itna ho ki durion ka bhi ehsaas nahi hota.
kisi ne dil badal liya
kisi ne dil badal liya kisi ne dhadkan badal le aapke paas kuch bhi nahi tha badalne ko to aapne mandir me jakar chappal badal le. Very bad.
milkar bhichadna dastoor hai zindagi
milkar bhichadna dastoor hai zindagi ka ek yahi kissa mashoor hai zindagi ka beete hue pal kabhi lautkar nahi aate. Yahi sbse bada kasoor hai zindagi ka.
zindagi ne khushiyon ko aaj
zindagi ne khushiyon ko aaj pukara hai sada muskurao aapka har gum humara hai phool khilte rahe zindagi me apke kanto ke liye daman humara hai.
aur kuch nahi chaiye ek
aur kuch nahi chaiye ek muskan hi kafi hai dil main bus arman hi kafi hain armaan hai ye ki aap sada khush raho hume yad rakhna, aapka ye ehsaan hi kafi hai.
sms na karke kya jataoge.
sms na karke kya jataoge. Itne paise bacha ke kya tajmahal banaoge. Aur tajmahal bana bhi liya to hume pata hai use ko bhi aap kiraye pe hi chadhaoge.
Har pal tufano ka shor
Har pal tufano ka shor ho raha hai. Aapke sms ke bina dil bor ho raha hai. Ap to aate nahi aap ke sms kya hamara rista kamzor ho raha hai.
Jane anjane me agar hamne
Jane anjane me agar hamne apka dil dukhaya kasht pahuchaya taklif di pareshan kiya aur jo bhi kiya us ke liye aap se jo bane vo kar lo hum nahi sudhrenge.