Can v do romance in
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving MosquitoBy Nav D
U r a nice person...
but..U
U r a nice person...
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning...
1st. pray to God so that u can live....
2nd.take a bath so that others can live.... By Manzar
From Mon to Sun, From
From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!
Could u fax me ur
Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -
it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER
1 day u'll B srprisd
1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.
American-Dogs can find Bombs in
American-Dogs can find Bombs in my country.Japanese-Fish can play
Ball in my country. Indians-Thats not a matter,Monkey can read SMS in my country...
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko
Aapko...hum sirf aapko aur aapko are aapko haan haan aapko ,baba aapko aapko only aapko aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko hamesha tang karenge......
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar
Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :
L o n g t
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
Government of Pakistan has introduced
Government of Pakistan has introduced a new rule...Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???
A - U'r Attractive B
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding
One Stone is Enough to
One Stone is Enough to break a Glass..... One sentence is Enough to break a heart....... One Second is Enough to fall In Love ... and .... One Love is Enough to make worse a whole Life!
A new software has been
A new software has been introduced. Any 2 persons having it in their mobiles can send free SMS 2 each other. To install it in ur mobile follow instructions otherwise ur mobile may be damaged.
Press Down
Press Up
Wrong key pressed,UrMobile damaged By Dr Bilal
U have wasted
12345678910
...s econds reading my
U have wasted
12345678910
...seconds reading my SMS.. Now get back to work By Bhargav
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur
Aap Ka Sms NeeChey Hain
aur Neechey
Thora aur NeeChey
One Step More
Aap Aik Sms Keliye Itney girr Jaaon Gey , Mughey Nahee Maloom tha By Haazzi
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,(In Urdu)
anso tumare niklein ankhein meri hon,
dil tumara dhadk dhadkane meri hon,
KHUDA KARE,
hmari dosti itni gahri ho,
K
nokri tum karo salary meri ho.By SARI&MADI
In a bath room, a
In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty. By Ram
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai
Palko pe Apni bithaya hai tumhe....badi Duaon ke Baad paaya hai tumhe....Asani se nahi Mile hi Tum.... International Zoo se Churaya hai tumhe......By zaheer khan
pahlay hat ma lo
phir
pahlay hat ma lo
phir mon mal lo
phir tokh laghao
phir sidha karoo
phir sorakh ma daloo
uf
kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna By Kami
Flowers fie, ories end, songs
Flowers fie, ories end, songs fade, memories r forgotten, all things come to end, but people like u always remain forever, becus ghosts never die. By Saira
Open with Love...
If I disturb
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
main tumse kuch kahana chahata
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
"MERA PAKISTAN ZINDABAD"
U R 100% beautiful,
U R
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time
APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai...
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6
Press down
again
again.. please
once more
sorry again
6 times more
Oh! Again
1 Time again
don't u have any job?
Whn u r alone,
Whn u
Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me
Bcoz
incoming
is free for me... my friend
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf
Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum...... ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.By Rythem
usne kaha or dabao ,,,,,
usne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :dBy Zubi
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi
Ek bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa........
muje acha lage ga...
ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
kar do na plzz...
ek pyara sa SMS!!! By Waseem
Let me kiss ur lips,
Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)By Waseem
Raat ko karo gey to
Raat ko karo gey to SuSt raho gey.....Din ko karo gey to ChuSt Raho gey...
Kartey raho gey to TanDrusT Raho gey...
EK SMS YAAR!!!!!By Waseem
Do u know that ur
Do u know that ur smile takes 1000 people to death? Save the world... so plz start teeth brushing regularly By zeeshi
you are very smrta smatr
you are very smrta smatr srtam sa m art msart sorry it dosent fit on you.By faheem
Do u know how to
Do u know how to entertain Foolish/Stupid peoples
* PRESS DOWN *
>
<
>
* PRESS UP *By Rizwan Mumtaz
u r many kolometres away
u r many kolometres away frm me.still i,m watching ur every move thru 3 different channels 1.pogo 2. cartoon network3.animal planetBy swaran
pyar na rahe to vafa
pyar na rahe to vafa kaun karega.dost na rahe to dosti kaun karega.khuda salamat rakhe aapko varna bandar ki tarah uchhal kud kaun karega By swaran
Not every flower can represent
Not every flower can represent love but roses did it. Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it. Not every monkey can read SMS but hey you just did! Enjoy your day, and dont forget to smile!
What is the difference between
What is the difference between Monkey & Donkey ?Monkey saves this message
& Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs........
Why did God Create U
Why did God Create U before Me....? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE,
Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!
Last night some Monkeys came
Last night some Monkeys came running to my room.They wanted to trouble
good people... I suggested ur name.They said Oh!!!No we cant disturb our Boss...
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh
Yeh teri aankhein jhuki-jhuki si,Yeh tera chehra khila-khila sa,jab tere chehre
par haath fera ,Aadha kilo Fair & lovely mila...
we've known....each other for....quite a
we've known....each other for....quite a while now, do u think we can b more....
than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2... rob a bank?
Sweet fruits r nice 2
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, sweet words r nice 2 say, but sweet people r really hard
2 find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me
2days weather 4cast: it wud
2days weather 4cast: it wud b cloudy if u frown, rainy if u cry, clear if ur happy, sunny if u smile & stormy if u sing!
haha nothing special my friend,
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha
If u want SUCCESS in
If u want SUCCESS in life; be Sweet as Honey,be Regular as Clock,be Fresh as Rose,be Soft as Tissue, be Strong as Rock,be Sure as Death,and....be Smart as ME.
U R 100% beautiful,
U R
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...
i look at the moon
the
i look at the moon
the moon is beautiful
i look at you
i..i...
i rather look at the moon again
The rain makes all things
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?
Why do U think I
Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It's b'coz...
I need a person for just time pass