Rizwan: Doctor say help me,
Rizwan: Doctor say help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?Copyright www.lovelysms.com
Rizwan: Phone karte waqt
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Full Name: SaaMer
Mobile: 03002711588
Husband aur wife hotel me
Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne
Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
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Full Name: SaaMer
Mobile: 03002711588
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 daru ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone se...
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Full Name: SaaMer
Mobile: 03002711588
du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey
du khoosrey kahin jaa rahey they unn mien se ek neechey gir gya tu dusri ne usey uthatey huey kaha UTHO BEHAN MARD BANO..
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Full Name: DR. farah
Mobile: 03217425378
A 60 years old bachelor
A 60 years old bachelor advertises his Zaoorat-e-rishta
after a month he got a letter Copyright www.lovelysms.com
"mian sahib" iss umar mein RISHTA nahi FARISHTAY aata hein.
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Full Name: SMS KING
Mobile: 0300-4794610
Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh
Ramlal, Bagwan say.
Bahgwan mujhy dukh de,dard de,tension de, mujay pagal banady mery pachey kutty laga de.Bahgwan bat kat ker aby sale ek line mein kiyon nahee bolta tuj ko biwi chaie.
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Full Name: Paracha
Mobile: 0321-8761532
Secretary to Boss : sir
Secretary to Boss : sir aap mujhay 500 rupey day sakte hein main aapko kal dey doongi?
Boss : yeh lo 1000 Rupay, abhi dey do ;)
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Full Name: emi
Mobile: +923002697032
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note
Subjiwala: madam ye 500 ka
note blouse se nikala hai kya?
Madam: hann par kaise laga?
Subjiwala: gandhiji ka muh
abhi bhi khula hua hai! Copyright www.lovelysms.com
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Full Name: muna bhhi sms
Mobile: +923218001706
Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo
Husband touched boobs and
sung: Piyo glass full doodh,
wonderful doodh.
Immediately wife touched
his penis n said: Thanda
matlab CHOTA COKE!
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Full Name: muna bhhi sms
Mobile: +923218001706
a man wanted sex from
a man wanted sex from his wife, and a wife refused and said that she was tired and gave her husband 50bucks and said go buy from prostitutes.he came back and wife asked where did u buy from?the husband said i bought from maNKOSI,the wife said yeses!!maNKOSI is greedy why I give her husband 4 free!!
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Full Name: thokzozo
Mobile: 0739566615
HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA
HUM NY 1 TEETAR PAKRA UR PINGRAY MAIN BAND KIA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA.
PHIR PAKRA TO WOH PICHY SE NIKALCopyright www.lovelysms.com
GUSSA AYA PAKRA KATA auR KAHAYA TO WOH PHIR PICHY SE NIKAL GAYA
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Full Name: MUNIB
Mobile: 03042162762