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Love sms 1 msg received... 1 cool person
1 msg received...
1 cool person sent it...
1 fool is reading it...
1 fool gets mad...
1 fool is still reading it...
1 fool will forward this message to another fool!! kj willy


Love sms I Love "u" , I
I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u" , I Love "u", I Love "u",
Hey ! Dont get excited I love other alphabet too...... v,w,x,y,z!!! Nasir Latif

Love sms Only the open heart receives
Only the open heart receives
LOVE
Only the open mind receives
WISDOM
Only the open hand receives
GIFTS
and...
Only the CUTE 1's receive
MESSAGES From ME!Shafqat

Love sms Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle
Tumme aur Pepsi ki Bottle main similarity=sweet,cool,badiya,jaldi milne waal,aur sabse badi similarity "DHAKKAN"roshan

Love sms Log kehte hai ki khuda
Log kehte hai ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya hai. Simple si baat hai faltu kaam fursat me hi kiye jate hai. Red King

Love sms sms nechay hai aur nechay aur nechay aur
sms nechay hai
aur nechay
aur nechay
aur nechay
maine kabhi socha nahi tha k aik sms kay liye tum itna gir jao gay kaash +923216968081


Love sms I want to kiss ur
I want to kiss ur lips
I want to smell ur breath
I want to touch ur tunk
I want to touch ur teeth
But u dun worry
I m ur friend dentonic!! kaash +923216968081

Love sms A - U'r Attractive B
A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding fehmi

Love sms CAN UTHINK " 2+ 5 =11
CAN UTHINK
" 2+ 5 =11 "
KASY AYA?
SOCHO_SOCHO
NAHI MAULOOM
THORA OR DIMAGH LARAO.
ABHI BHEE NHAI?
OK LET ME TELL U KASE AYA.
?
"GALTEESE"RIZI

Love sms baby u are the bomb
baby u are the bomb surely your father iz da terrorist,your smile destroys mi surely your mom iz da tsunami!!!!!!!! wize-up

Love sms khabi khabi main sochta hoon
khabi khabi main sochta hoon k dunya ki sab se azeem, handsome, cute boy ko jaan se mardoon.. likan jub main tandey dimagh se sochta hoon to pata chlata hai k ye to Khudkushi hogi. 4m Sashi

Love sms I want to see tears
I want to see tears in your eyes,but but but tears of HAPPINESS.SHABBIR

Love sms so sweet is ur smile,so
so sweet is ur smile,so sweet r ur eyes,so sweet is ur voice................see how sweet r my lies saleem.capri

Love sms Aaj toh bahut khush hoge
Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum.
Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai
Aur barish mein.
Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai M.Tahir Kasuri

Love sms My friend the best quality
My friend the best quality tht i like abt u is tht ur very SENTIMENTAL
10% SENTI
90% MENTAL Osman 0301-4876609

Love sms If people say UR CUTE
If people say UR CUTE punch them they can't fool u like that.Osman 0301-4876609

Love sms Police is looking for someone
Police is looking for someone described as gorgeous, sexy, intelligent, funny &amazing peoson, Ur safe. But where the HELL am I gonna HIDE Osman 0301-4876609

Love sms Din ko chain nahi, raat
Din ko chain nahi, raat ko aram nahi.Jee na lage kahi, E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi .....Aajka 44 degree celcius temperature hai. Osman 0301-4876609

Love sms some callme funny,some one call
some callme funny,some one call me sunny ,someone call me honey what about u dont plz dont call me with any name coz ur already buxbuney!!!! now shut upu!!!!!!!!!!by jiya

Love sms pehle hath mai lo fir sedha karo fir muh mai
pehle hath
mai lo
fir
sedha karo
fir
muh mai lo
aur
thok lagao
fir ander
ghusao
kitna muhskil
haina
SUI MAI DHAGA
DALNA ..HAHAHAH Sameer

Love sms Ure so sexy u drive
Ure so sexy u drive me insane.i luv u so much dat my heart is in pain.ur sexy voice puts me in a slumber.oh damn im sorry i have the wrong number mk

Love sms Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam:
Boy: "Pura andar gaya?" Madam: "Haan gaya." Boy: "Dard hua kya?" Madam: "Bahut hua" Boy: "Chalo doosra sandal try kartay hai madam!" Osman 0301-4876609