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Smile a while,
Smile a while,
& when U smile,
smile another smile
& soon there will b miles
& miles of smile
bcoz you smiled .
i wish your day is full of SMILE
I
can buy gifts but not LOVE,
I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I
cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers... but none as SWEET
as you.By Kanak
Life
should be like this
Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding
on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next
on Monday By Lovelysms Team
let
me draw ur face!
let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney
soney ho tusy!By Sardar
true
bravery is 2 arriv
true bravery is 2 arrive home.....fully
drunk......a late night out.....&& mom waiting with a jhadu and
u ask:"hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho"By
swaran
positive
thinking is a bit
positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird
in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just
thank god that, cows dont fly!By
Iqra
Meaning
of WIFE & HUSBAND.
Meaning of WIFE &
HUSBAND..
<w>Wonderful
<i>Item
<f>For
<e>Entertainment
.....
<h>Handsome
<u>Useful
<s>Smart
<b>But
<a>At
<n>Night
<d>Dangerous By Waseem
Keep.....................IN
TOUCH
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....OTHERWISE............................1
2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27
28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!By
Preety
10
advantages of not having a
10 advantages of not having a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today"..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life.......so be aware of LOVER
By Rize
system
of love jan-ROSE
system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss
U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT.......By
shehran ayub
love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in
hindustan...................shan
2day is a mobile day so plz open ur mobile cover & remove battery
& dip in soap water apply candhana & kumkum
2 sim card & say "govinda govinda"
U.SRIKANTH
Dear january,how r febuary and march. April is not
bad.Tell may,june and july dat august,september and octorber
got accident in november.Urs december.Belloroba
womens r like internet
virus 1st they enter ur life scan urs pockets transfer money edit
ur mind download thier problems delete ur smile
and hang ur life from ss SHERI
7 Glances= 1 Smile
7 smiles =1 meeting
7meetings= 1 kiss
7 kisses= 1 proposal
7 Proposals=1 marriage
and that bloody marriage has 777777 problems
heera
If 2day is world STEALING DAY wat wud u steal frm
me??? Reply is a must!!! Send dis 2 ur frnds, u'll get surprising answers....
ans me first!!! plz....ikke(tinu)
press 0 for help
press 5 for money
press 6969 for sharing happiness
press 5238 for sharing saddness
press all previous number to call me Squall
+966569695238
REMMBER THESE WORDS ....
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY Squall
life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese
car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian
wife german car and chinese food KARANCHANDIGARH(dreamnt
to be a world famous one day)
5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam
ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch : Tahir Kasuri
Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has
told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday...zaibi
03217566867
Men,s "F" Rules FIND HER,
FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER
HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND
NEXT....! DEvIL SMokER
sometimes when i
reflect back on all the
ciggarettes i smoked, i
feel ashamed. Then i
look into the ciggarette
and think abouth the workers
in the ciggarette factory
and all of their hopes and
dreams. if i dont smoke this
ciggarette, they might be out of
work and their dreams would be
shattered, Then i say to myself,
its better that i smoke this
ciggarette and let their dreams
come true then be selfish and
worry about my LUNGS...
Think abt it...sayalisalih +919895137022
10 advantages of not having
a "LOVER"..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don't hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don't hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won't hear "aaw.. U r dull today.
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don't hav 2 listen same old crap jokes.. Osman
(+923014876609)
Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
<w>Wonderful
<i>Item
<f>For
<e>Entertainment
<h>Handsome
<u>Useful
<s>Smart
<b>But
<a>At
<n>Night
<d>Dangerous Osman (+923014876609)
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